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My avant-garde tree this year 💜
December 26, 2025 at 9:46 AM
My avant-garde tree this year 💜
Polyamory people be like: all I want for Christmas is all of yous!
We do get the best Christmases, though 💜
We do get the best Christmases, though 💜
December 25, 2025 at 10:59 PM
Polyamory people be like: all I want for Christmas is all of yous!
We do get the best Christmases, though 💜
We do get the best Christmases, though 💜
Never give a blowjob to someone who wouldn't give you one in return.
it's Karmasutra 101
it's Karmasutra 101
December 25, 2025 at 10:57 PM
Never give a blowjob to someone who wouldn't give you one in return.
it's Karmasutra 101
it's Karmasutra 101
I'm pretty sure the only feeling I'm capable of is fear. If you're wondering what happens to abused children later in life
December 22, 2025 at 11:48 PM
I'm pretty sure the only feeling I'm capable of is fear. If you're wondering what happens to abused children later in life
Apple's business model, the iDiot, is basically: price it higher and higher while providing lower and lower quality. Add a dash of planned obsolescence
December 22, 2025 at 4:38 PM
Apple's business model, the iDiot, is basically: price it higher and higher while providing lower and lower quality. Add a dash of planned obsolescence
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INVENTOR OF THE WASHING MACHINE: it’s a machine that washes
INVENTOR OF THE DISHWASHER: washes what
INVENTOR OF THE DISHWASHER: washes what
December 20, 2025 at 4:27 PM
INVENTOR OF THE WASHING MACHINE: it’s a machine that washes
INVENTOR OF THE DISHWASHER: washes what
INVENTOR OF THE DISHWASHER: washes what
#NVidia requiring a list of all my installed apps and my hardware to install a standard VGA driver is a huge invasion of my privacy (nvidia app basically reports those)
December 18, 2025 at 7:47 PM
#NVidia requiring a list of all my installed apps and my hardware to install a standard VGA driver is a huge invasion of my privacy (nvidia app basically reports those)
My biggest hope is that our children will look at this exploitative society with the same disgust and shame we feel when looking at medieval exploitative practices
December 16, 2025 at 9:57 AM
My biggest hope is that our children will look at this exploitative society with the same disgust and shame we feel when looking at medieval exploitative practices
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this is not behavior becoming of a FIFA Peace Prize recipient.
December 15, 2025 at 8:18 PM
this is not behavior becoming of a FIFA Peace Prize recipient.
Most good sex positions require 3+ participants
December 15, 2025 at 10:37 PM
Most good sex positions require 3+ participants
You can have a humane world or a man's world but not both
December 15, 2025 at 3:56 PM
You can have a humane world or a man's world but not both
Are the elves unionized?
December 14, 2025 at 8:39 AM
Are the elves unionized?
We will go in history as those who saw one of the greatest criminals of history do his deeds and we stood by and watched it happen
December 13, 2025 at 10:10 PM
We will go in history as those who saw one of the greatest criminals of history do his deeds and we stood by and watched it happen
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We're all ok with Mariah Carey wanting a human being as a Christmas gift?!
December 13, 2025 at 4:17 PM
We're all ok with Mariah Carey wanting a human being as a Christmas gift?!
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Religion is what happens when mansplaining gets out of control.
December 12, 2025 at 6:36 PM
Religion is what happens when mansplaining gets out of control.
In his stances regarding help to Ukraine, Trump has caused the deaths of thousands
December 12, 2025 at 9:29 AM
In his stances regarding help to Ukraine, Trump has caused the deaths of thousands
The reason Trump is still in office, the EU isn't helping Ukraine enough and Putin is in charge is because we, the people, are glued to our phones instead of being on the streets. They got us hooked!
December 11, 2025 at 9:15 PM
The reason Trump is still in office, the EU isn't helping Ukraine enough and Putin is in charge is because we, the people, are glued to our phones instead of being on the streets. They got us hooked!
"Pass the hummus, please"
Jesus - Quotes from The Last Supper
Jesus - Quotes from The Last Supper
December 11, 2025 at 9:09 PM
"Pass the hummus, please"
Jesus - Quotes from The Last Supper
Jesus - Quotes from The Last Supper
Does anyone know which bucket it is? I tried to kick all of mine but nothing happened
December 11, 2025 at 6:58 AM
Does anyone know which bucket it is? I tried to kick all of mine but nothing happened
How can a country still get a measles outbreak? How stupid are you people? Oh yeah, you elected Trump... And haven't corrected it yet...
Nevermind, carry on
Nevermind, carry on
December 11, 2025 at 6:27 AM
How can a country still get a measles outbreak? How stupid are you people? Oh yeah, you elected Trump... And haven't corrected it yet...
Nevermind, carry on
Nevermind, carry on
- someone: "go fuck yourself"
- me: "I did. It didn't help"
- me: "I did. It didn't help"
December 11, 2025 at 12:40 AM
- someone: "go fuck yourself"
- me: "I did. It didn't help"
- me: "I did. It didn't help"
"She's a switch!"
Me in a BDSM dungeon, probably
Me in a BDSM dungeon, probably
December 11, 2025 at 12:25 AM
"She's a switch!"
Me in a BDSM dungeon, probably
Me in a BDSM dungeon, probably
Who called "piracy" and not "stealing the show"?
December 11, 2025 at 12:19 AM
Who called "piracy" and not "stealing the show"?
I'm one of the few who say "it's not you it's me" and actually mean it
December 11, 2025 at 12:09 AM
I'm one of the few who say "it's not you it's me" and actually mean it