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I hate it here.
And there Trump goes again…fraudulently inflating the price of buildings.
Trump: It looks like it’s about $3.1 billion

Powell: I’m not aware of that.

Trump: It just came out

Powell: You just added in a third building

Trump: It’s a building that’s being built

Powell: It was built five years ago.
July 24, 2025 at 11:00 PM
If I kept forgetting what country I worked for, I’d put a flag outside my office too.
June 28, 2025 at 1:07 AM
“Hey, get off that guys lawn!” -me, in 20 years cause I’m a millennial who will never be able to afford a home.
June 8, 2025 at 11:17 PM
“It disrespected for you to come in here and do what’s best for your country.” -JD Vance #Ukraine #Trump #TrumpSucks
NEW: A searing editorial in the The Kyiv Independent.

“It’s time to say it plainly. America’s leadership has switched sides in the war. The American people have not, and they should speak up.

“A president just disrespected America in the Oval Office. It wasn’t Zelensky.”

@kyivindependent.com
Editorial: A president just disrespected America in the Oval Office. It wasn’t Zelensky
It’s time to say it plainly. America’s leadership has switched sides in the war. The American people have not, and they should speak up. In the past several weeks, the U.S. leadership has demonstrate...
kyivindependent.com
March 1, 2025 at 1:19 AM
Hey Lorne!
Came all this way
Just to explain
That I’m sick of Domingo.
I can’t escape,
Or catch a break
Please, just let the bit go.
Sure it was fun,
But the TikTok reruns
Make me jump outta windows
And it won’t stop
Even with blocks
Cause every show is just more Domingo

#SNL #SNL50
February 17, 2025 at 6:49 PM
It’s supposed to be “Golf of America.” Every American knows that.
Seriously, go fuck yourselves, Google.
February 13, 2025 at 1:48 AM
Google is so dumb. Every American knows it’s “Golf of America.”
Go to Google
Search "Gulf of Mexico"
Click the 3 little dots next to "Gulf of Mexico (Gulf of America)"
Choose "Send feedback"
Click "Gulf of America"
Click "Inaccurate content"
Click "Incorrect"
Tell Google the correct name
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gulf_of...
Gulf of Mexico - Wikipedia
en.wikipedia.org
February 13, 2025 at 1:45 AM
If the Pope believes Trump is a practicing Catholic, then the Pope will believe ANYTHING.
MAJOR BREAKING: Pope Francis has written a letter to US Bishops saying he’s following “major crisis” of “mass deportations;” takes on Vance saying “The true ordo amoris that must be promoted is that which we discover by meditating constantly on the parable of the “Good Samaritan”
February 12, 2025 at 11:36 PM
How many of my tax dollars are wasted on coming up with dumb names for bills? Red, White, and Blueland?

www.congress.gov/bill/119th-c...
www.congress.gov
February 11, 2025 at 7:45 PM
“Patel said he’s never been paid by Russia and that’s why I’m voting to confirm him.” -Susan Collins

www.washingtonpost.com/national-sec...
Kash Patel was paid by Russian filmmaker with Kremlin ties, documents show
Patel, Trump’s nominee to be FBI director, was paid $25,000 last year by a film company that has promoted anti-Western views advanced by the Kremlin, documents show.
www.washingtonpost.com
February 8, 2025 at 4:24 AM
I need people to know: if you abbreviate “June” as “Jun” — I judge you. HARD.
February 6, 2025 at 10:12 PM
Men absolutely lose their minds on these two things: 1) when women don’t like their favorite movie 2) when women call them out for losing their minds over a woman NOT liking their movie.
January 30, 2025 at 11:50 PM
A helicopter crash.
A random lung infection beginning to spread.
Welcome to January 2020.
January 30, 2025 at 4:55 AM
These appointees are a bigger threat to national security than TikTok.
January 14, 2025 at 12:30 AM
I know #China isn’t trying to brainwash me with #TikTok because that app taught me how to spot a fake Rolex.
January 13, 2025 at 2:39 PM
How many SCOTUS justices arrived to court thinking the #TikTok case was about daylight savings?
January 11, 2025 at 4:56 AM
Pretty sure the youngest politician at Jimmy Carter’s funeral was Jimmy Carter.
January 10, 2025 at 3:39 AM
I’m a single issue voter. This was my issue. Happy it’s finally being addressed.
Donold says he will rename the “Gulf of Mexico” the “Gulf of America.”

Still no plans for eggs or gas.
January 9, 2025 at 11:02 PM
If I ever become president (god forbid), and then die —please don’t fly my body around the country and like leave it sitting out for a few days.

#carter #obama #biden #trump
January 9, 2025 at 8:17 PM
The only way the NYPD will catch will catch that guy is if he jumps a turnstile.
December 8, 2024 at 3:47 AM
~Right after baseball gets invented~

Team: We’ll be the Red Coats.

Boston: Wait a sec—

Team, panicking: Sox! We meant Red Sox!!!
December 1, 2024 at 4:44 AM
First person the Department of Government Efficiency should fire is the President. I don’t think we need him and the gov is definitely better without him.
November 16, 2024 at 6:08 AM