Aheffy
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Jazz, Seahawks, and annoying political takes
I hope this means we won’t be playing games with minutes of vets, instead we will get rid of the veterans (e.g. Clarkson, Collins, Sexton).
OC: "What is your philosophy on, for lack of a better term, to be indelicate: tanking, or manipulating minutes and player performance in order to achieve better lottery odds?"
Ainge: "You won't see that this year."
(figurative mic drop)
Ainge: "You won't see that this year."
(figurative mic drop)
June 4, 2025 at 8:09 PM
I hope this means we won’t be playing games with minutes of vets, instead we will get rid of the veterans (e.g. Clarkson, Collins, Sexton).
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Let's see here:
• KJ Martin makes $7.97M
• JHS made $3.87M
• Richardson made $3.05M
• Bamba made $2.08M
Subtract
• Eubanks made $5M
• Mills made $2.08M
Pro-rated roughly 38% of the season left...
Jazz spent roughly $3.75M on five second-round picks? At most, we'll see if any take buyouts.
• KJ Martin makes $7.97M
• JHS made $3.87M
• Richardson made $3.05M
• Bamba made $2.08M
Subtract
• Eubanks made $5M
• Mills made $2.08M
Pro-rated roughly 38% of the season left...
Jazz spent roughly $3.75M on five second-round picks? At most, we'll see if any take buyouts.
I am sure there will be some Math about how much actual, additional dollars Ryan Smith will be spending vs. before the trade deadline, which can be presented as a "Utah is spending $X for Y 2nd round picks"
But like, who cares! That's his problem.
But like, who cares! That's his problem.
The second round pick the Jazz received today is the least favorable of Utah's, Detroit's, and New York's 2028 second-round picks, a league source says.
February 6, 2025 at 9:28 PM
Let's see here:
• KJ Martin makes $7.97M
• JHS made $3.87M
• Richardson made $3.05M
• Bamba made $2.08M
Subtract
• Eubanks made $5M
• Mills made $2.08M
Pro-rated roughly 38% of the season left...
Jazz spent roughly $3.75M on five second-round picks? At most, we'll see if any take buyouts.
• KJ Martin makes $7.97M
• JHS made $3.87M
• Richardson made $3.05M
• Bamba made $2.08M
Subtract
• Eubanks made $5M
• Mills made $2.08M
Pro-rated roughly 38% of the season left...
Jazz spent roughly $3.75M on five second-round picks? At most, we'll see if any take buyouts.
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I think I've accurately compiled the picks the Jazz received this week:
February 6, 2025 at 9:07 PM
I think I've accurately compiled the picks the Jazz received this week:
What are your goals for 2025?
Let’s provide some positivity and good vibes to kick off the new year!
Let’s provide some positivity and good vibes to kick off the new year!
a man in a pink shirt is running in front of a sign that says ba vi
ALT: a man in a pink shirt is running in front of a sign that says ba vi
media.tenor.com
January 1, 2025 at 3:32 PM
What are your goals for 2025?
Let’s provide some positivity and good vibes to kick off the new year!
Let’s provide some positivity and good vibes to kick off the new year!
After having run 0 miles in 2023, I’m pretty proud to have run 567 miles in 2024.
My first marathon is scheduled for March and I’m feeling very excited about 2025!
My first marathon is scheduled for March and I’m feeling very excited about 2025!
January 1, 2025 at 3:23 AM
After having run 0 miles in 2023, I’m pretty proud to have run 567 miles in 2024.
My first marathon is scheduled for March and I’m feeling very excited about 2025!
My first marathon is scheduled for March and I’m feeling very excited about 2025!
Ok genuine question:
Is it rude to ask someone on a plane to put in headphones if they are listening through their speakers?
Is it rude to ask someone on a plane to put in headphones if they are listening through their speakers?
December 25, 2024 at 2:29 AM
Ok genuine question:
Is it rude to ask someone on a plane to put in headphones if they are listening through their speakers?
Is it rude to ask someone on a plane to put in headphones if they are listening through their speakers?
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Here's the promised quotes and notes from Taylor Hendricks, who spoke publicly for the first time today after his injury and surgery.
(Head coach Will Hardy's thoughts also included here)
www.sltrib.com/sports/jazz/...
(Head coach Will Hardy's thoughts also included here)
www.sltrib.com/sports/jazz/...
Utah Jazz’s Taylor Hendricks speaks on ‘heartbreaking’ injury and his timeline for return
Jazz forward Taylor Hendricks spoke Wednesday for the first time publicly about the catastrophic leg injury he suffered in the season's third game.
www.sltrib.com
December 4, 2024 at 6:41 PM
Here's the promised quotes and notes from Taylor Hendricks, who spoke publicly for the first time today after his injury and surgery.
(Head coach Will Hardy's thoughts also included here)
www.sltrib.com/sports/jazz/...
(Head coach Will Hardy's thoughts also included here)
www.sltrib.com/sports/jazz/...
Unfortunately, I tend to agree with Andy here. My optimism in Keyonte has waned. I also think Andy was generous to George related to his effort level on defense. It’s poor.
If there’s an opportunity to move him for even a 2nd round pick, I’d take it.
If there’s an opportunity to move him for even a 2nd round pick, I’d take it.
The Triple Team is online and in inboxes! On
1. To call a timeout or not to call a timeout?
2. Keyonte George's turnovers, defense
3. An honest conversation about what Keyonte's career might be and the need for improvement
www.sltrib.com/sports/jazz/...
1. To call a timeout or not to call a timeout?
2. Keyonte George's turnovers, defense
3. An honest conversation about what Keyonte's career might be and the need for improvement
www.sltrib.com/sports/jazz/...
The Triple Team: What kind of player can Keyonte George become?
Keyonte George is struggling this season. What might his career look like? That, plus Will Hardy's timeout and LeBron choosing which player to switch on to smartly.
www.sltrib.com
December 2, 2024 at 12:08 PM
Unfortunately, I tend to agree with Andy here. My optimism in Keyonte has waned. I also think Andy was generous to George related to his effort level on defense. It’s poor.
If there’s an opportunity to move him for even a 2nd round pick, I’d take it.
If there’s an opportunity to move him for even a 2nd round pick, I’d take it.
I had a dream that there was this college player who was 8’8” tall. When he got drafted in the NBA, he ruined the league. He was so dominant that people just lost interest and no one wanted to watch anymore.
November 27, 2024 at 12:27 AM
I had a dream that there was this college player who was 8’8” tall. When he got drafted in the NBA, he ruined the league. He was so dominant that people just lost interest and no one wanted to watch anymore.
I never say this every single weekend.
This weekend was NOT long enough...
November 18, 2024 at 1:23 PM
I never say this every single weekend.
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The Triple Team! 3 thoughts on
1. De'Aaron Fox scoring 49: great offense or bad Jazz defense?
2. Kyle Filipowski talks about how NBA vets are being physical with him, and how he's responded
3. That was the longest Jazz game since...
www.sltrib.com/sports/jazz/...
1. De'Aaron Fox scoring 49: great offense or bad Jazz defense?
2. Kyle Filipowski talks about how NBA vets are being physical with him, and how he's responded
3. That was the longest Jazz game since...
www.sltrib.com/sports/jazz/...
The Triple Team: Kyle Filipowski responds to being tested by NBA veterans as Kings beat Jazz
De'Aaron Fox scored 49 points on the Jazz to lead the Kings to a comeback win. How did the Jazz defend him? Plus: what Kyle Filipowski says about being tested, and the longest game for the Jazz in yea...
www.sltrib.com
November 17, 2024 at 7:50 AM
The Triple Team! 3 thoughts on
1. De'Aaron Fox scoring 49: great offense or bad Jazz defense?
2. Kyle Filipowski talks about how NBA vets are being physical with him, and how he's responded
3. That was the longest Jazz game since...
www.sltrib.com/sports/jazz/...
1. De'Aaron Fox scoring 49: great offense or bad Jazz defense?
2. Kyle Filipowski talks about how NBA vets are being physical with him, and how he's responded
3. That was the longest Jazz game since...
www.sltrib.com/sports/jazz/...
A friend sent this to me. Who you got?
November 17, 2024 at 3:37 PM
A friend sent this to me. Who you got?
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I'll post the full results of my Twitter vs. Bluesky experiment from the other day once I get link click data back, but the early indication from likes/RTs/replies is basically that posting on Bluesky is worth it. For the time being I'll crosspost on both platforms.
November 17, 2024 at 1:24 AM
I'll post the full results of my Twitter vs. Bluesky experiment from the other day once I get link click data back, but the early indication from likes/RTs/replies is basically that posting on Bluesky is worth it. For the time being I'll crosspost on both platforms.
Kids ran in their first race, a “Zoom Through the Zoo”. It’s funny how kids just soak up what you’re interested in.
November 16, 2024 at 7:03 PM
Kids ran in their first race, a “Zoom Through the Zoo”. It’s funny how kids just soak up what you’re interested in.
The lack of twerking on this app is refreshing. Twitter’s For You feed became such a shit show.
November 16, 2024 at 2:19 PM
The lack of twerking on this app is refreshing. Twitter’s For You feed became such a shit show.
Serrano got robbed there.
November 16, 2024 at 4:16 AM
Serrano got robbed there.