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Aisle424 Has Fallen
@aisle424.bsky.social
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Noted “reputable Cubs writer.” You might know me from such tweets as there’s a drive into deep left field by Castellanos and that’ll be a home run. And so that’ll make it a 4-0 ballgame
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Aisle424 Has Fallen @aisle424.bsky.social · 4h
For a dude that is so vehemently pro-heterosexual, Clayton Kershaw sure gets waxed a lot in October.
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muscular baby jeb lund @mobute.bsky.social · 4h
I assume Clayton Kershaw is being punished by God because he again didn't do something heterosexually enough. That's on him.
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Aisle424 Has Fallen @aisle424.bsky.social · 1d
“All you had to do was mention someone else who was not convicted of sex crimes - which is MOST people - and you chose Diddy. And I want to remind everyone… we were gathered here to talk about a road in Alaska…”
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The Daily Show @thedailyshow.com · 1d
Trump Dodges Ghislaine Maxwell Pardon Q as Bondi Stonewalls Senate

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Trump Dodges Ghislaine Maxwell Pardon Q as Bondi Stonewalls Senate | The Daily Show
YouTube video by The Daily Show
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aisle424.bsky.social
Aisle424 Has Fallen @aisle424.bsky.social · 1d
Josh Johnson has become a top 3 Daily Show host. Still love Desi Lydic and Jordan Klepper but he is really really solid and getting better.
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aisle424.bsky.social
Aisle424 Has Fallen @aisle424.bsky.social · 1d
Are we sure those aren’t just Bears fans dressed up for Halloween?
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Wesley Morgan @wesleymorgan.bsky.social · 1d
Don’t think these Texas National Guard guys are going to be chasing any immigrants around Chicago on foot
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aisle424.bsky.social
Aisle424 Has Fallen @aisle424.bsky.social · 2d
Turning off the game
a man with a mustache says " i 'm not sure you realize how psychologically healthy that actually is .. "
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Aisle424 Has Fallen @aisle424.bsky.social · 2d
Me rn
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Aisle424 Has Fallen @aisle424.bsky.social · 2d
Watching Ian Happ every god damn year
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aisle424.bsky.social
Aisle424 Has Fallen @aisle424.bsky.social · 2d
He kept swimming in sewage
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CBS Philadelphia @cbsphiladelphia.bsky.social · 2d
Actor Cheryl Hines says she lived in constant fear for her husband Robert F. Kennedy Jr.'s safety during his 2024 presidential campaign.
Cheryl Hines says she feared for RFK Jr.'s safety during his 2024 campaign: "I knew our lives would never be the same"
Actor Cheryl Hines says she lived in constant fear for her husband Robert F. Kennedy Jr.'s safety during his 2024 presidential campaign.
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Aisle424 Has Fallen @aisle424.bsky.social · 2d
Turner gets a hit
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Aisle424 Has Fallen @aisle424.bsky.social · 2d
I blame you
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Aisle424 Has Fallen @aisle424.bsky.social · 2d
a man wearing a grey sweater and a red shirt has the word yuck on his shirt
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Aisle424 Has Fallen @aisle424.bsky.social · 2d
Hey Brewers
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Aisle424 Has Fallen @aisle424.bsky.social · 2d
SEIYA
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Aisle424 Has Fallen @aisle424.bsky.social · 2d
Me with Justin Turner leading off a game the Cubs have to win.
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Aisle424 Has Fallen @aisle424.bsky.social · 2d
I am switching up the game GIF reactions tonight since we are clearly no longer in The Good Place. Time for all of us to be a goldfish.
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aisle424.bsky.social
Aisle424 Has Fallen @aisle424.bsky.social · 2d
And the mainstream media covers politics like sports. Everything has a winner and a loser. There’s no compromise in sports.
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Adam Serwer @adamserwer.bsky.social · 3d
There’s an essay to be written about how maga patriotism is just shitty fandom. Anyone who follows sports knows fans like this, it’s always the ref’s fault, the other team doesn’t exist, there’s some plot/player/coach holding the team back otherwise they’d always win easy bsky.app/profile/atru...
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 3d
Trump: "The problem with Vietnam, we, you know, we stopped fighting to win. We would've won easy. We would've won Afghanistan easy. We would've won every war easy. But we got politically correct. 'Oh, let's take it easy.' We're not politically correct anymore, just so you understand."
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Aisle424 Has Fallen @aisle424.bsky.social · 3d
It’s pretty obvious if you think about it
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Aisle424 Has Fallen @aisle424.bsky.social · 3d
As a child of the 80s, I have never seen The Goonies.
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Hannah Fearn @hannahfearn.bsky.social · 3d
Inspired by a post I just saw in which someone admitted they hadn’t seen a single episode of Friends nor the film Love Actually… what cultural hole do you have that’s a bit weird for your generation?

I’ll go first: I haven’t seen Dirty Dancing.
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Aisle424 Has Fallen @aisle424.bsky.social · 3d
The boat sinks
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Aisle424 Has Fallen @aisle424.bsky.social · 3d
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Aisle424 Has Fallen @aisle424.bsky.social · 3d
I can tell you for damn sure I have attorney numbers ready for when they show at my door for what I post and I am already HEAVILY self censoring. So maybe go fuck yourself.
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Aisle424 Has Fallen @aisle424.bsky.social · 3d
Fuck ICE for making me side with CPD about anything.
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Phoenix Calida @phoenixcalida.bsky.social · 3d
ICE is pepper spraying CPD (Chicago police)
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Aisle424 Has Fallen @aisle424.bsky.social · 3d
A lot of the them will be there anyway if the Packers make it.
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Arif "Felonious Munk" Shahid @feloniousmunk.blacksky.app · 3d
The loudest "NEVER SAW THIS COMING" people are people who were told this was coming and argued that we were fear mongering. You never saw this coming because you looked away.
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