Aislinn Main
@aislinnmpsp.bsky.social
*MPSP Parody Account*
Minister of Jobs & Families | Polar Party of Canada❄️
📍MP for Brampton North-Caledon
Pronounced ace-lynn📣
Minister of Jobs & Families | Polar Party of Canada❄️
📍MP for Brampton North-Caledon
Pronounced ace-lynn📣
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HAPPY NEW YEAR to all my fellow Canadians!!! 🎊🎆
❄️ 2026 will be the year the PPC gives Canadians the Hibernation Care Program
❄️ 2026 will be the year the PPC gives Canadians the Hibernation Care Program
January 1, 2026 at 3:23 PM
HAPPY NEW YEAR to all my fellow Canadians!!! 🎊🎆
❄️ 2026 will be the year the PPC gives Canadians the Hibernation Care Program
❄️ 2026 will be the year the PPC gives Canadians the Hibernation Care Program
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Happy New Year, Canada! 2️⃣0️⃣2️⃣6️⃣
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Bonne et heureuse année, Canada! 2️⃣0️⃣2️⃣6️⃣
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Bonne et heureuse année, Canada! 2️⃣0️⃣2️⃣6️⃣
December 31, 2025 at 6:29 AM
Happy New Year, Canada! 2️⃣0️⃣2️⃣6️⃣
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Bonne et heureuse année, Canada! 2️⃣0️⃣2️⃣6️⃣
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Bonne et heureuse année, Canada! 2️⃣0️⃣2️⃣6️⃣
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WATCH👇
Jobs and Families Minister @aislinnmpsp.bsky.social schools an incompetent Jedi MP.
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La ministre de l’Emploi et des familles @aislinnmpsp.bsky.social donne une leçon à un député Jedi incompétent.
Jobs and Families Minister @aislinnmpsp.bsky.social schools an incompetent Jedi MP.
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La ministre de l’Emploi et des familles @aislinnmpsp.bsky.social donne une leçon à un député Jedi incompétent.
Calling concern for workers “division” is an… interesting choice.
The @polarmpsp.bsky.social has direct, straightforward priorities surrounding employment. Must be the cold! It keeps us practical☃️❄️
The @polarmpsp.bsky.social has direct, straightforward priorities surrounding employment. Must be the cold! It keeps us practical☃️❄️
December 29, 2025 at 11:15 AM
WATCH👇
Jobs and Families Minister @aislinnmpsp.bsky.social schools an incompetent Jedi MP.
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La ministre de l’Emploi et des familles @aislinnmpsp.bsky.social donne une leçon à un député Jedi incompétent.
Jobs and Families Minister @aislinnmpsp.bsky.social schools an incompetent Jedi MP.
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La ministre de l’Emploi et des familles @aislinnmpsp.bsky.social donne une leçon à un député Jedi incompétent.
“Out”…side, enjoying the snow?
Why yes, yes we are!☃️❄️
Why yes, yes we are!☃️❄️
2026 INS: The Jedi Party
2026 OUTS: The Polar Party
2026 OUTS: The Polar Party
December 29, 2025 at 1:22 AM
“Out”…side, enjoying the snow?
Why yes, yes we are!☃️❄️
Why yes, yes we are!☃️❄️
Forget the cold? That explains a lot.
*Some* of us are actually focused on hard work, families, and time together. Not programming Christmas with droids.
Plus - when droids deliver the gifts, who’s left with the jobs?
*Some* of us are actually focused on hard work, families, and time together. Not programming Christmas with droids.
Plus - when droids deliver the gifts, who’s left with the jobs?
This year, forget the cold and stay nice and warm while enjoying the Christmas Porg, and unwrap countless gifts brought to you by R2-D2 and C-3PO 😉
From the Jedi, Merry Christmas!
#Freedomstar
#Ewoks
From the Jedi, Merry Christmas!
#Freedomstar
#Ewoks
December 26, 2025 at 6:54 PM
Forget the cold? That explains a lot.
*Some* of us are actually focused on hard work, families, and time together. Not programming Christmas with droids.
Plus - when droids deliver the gifts, who’s left with the jobs?
*Some* of us are actually focused on hard work, families, and time together. Not programming Christmas with droids.
Plus - when droids deliver the gifts, who’s left with the jobs?
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Thank you, Polar Party of Canada! ❄️❄️
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Merci, Parti Polaire du Canada! ❄️❄️
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Merci, Parti Polaire du Canada! ❄️❄️
December 26, 2025 at 4:19 AM
Thank you, Polar Party of Canada! ❄️❄️
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Merci, Parti Polaire du Canada! ❄️❄️
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Merci, Parti Polaire du Canada! ❄️❄️
Happy Holidays! We’ve got a snowy Christmas here in Brampton North-Caledon.
❌No lightsabers, no droids…
just family, snow, and good food. ❄️
❌No lightsabers, no droids…
just family, snow, and good food. ❄️
December 25, 2025 at 7:48 PM
Happy Holidays! We’ve got a snowy Christmas here in Brampton North-Caledon.
❌No lightsabers, no droids…
just family, snow, and good food. ❄️
❌No lightsabers, no droids…
just family, snow, and good food. ❄️
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Merry Christmas from the Polar Party of Canada! Enjoy the White Christmas. 🌲🇨🇦
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Joyeux Noël du Parti Polaire du Canada! Profitez du Noël Blanc.🌲🇨🇦
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Joyeux Noël du Parti Polaire du Canada! Profitez du Noël Blanc.🌲🇨🇦
December 24, 2025 at 5:55 AM
Merry Christmas from the Polar Party of Canada! Enjoy the White Christmas. 🌲🇨🇦
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Joyeux Noël du Parti Polaire du Canada! Profitez du Noël Blanc.🌲🇨🇦
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Joyeux Noël du Parti Polaire du Canada! Profitez du Noël Blanc.🌲🇨🇦
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The Olympics claim to celebrate excellence. Then they should explain why Canada is overlooked. We don’t just host winter sport—we dominate it, clean house, and set the standard every time. We deserve to host the Winter Olympics PERMANENTLY.
December 22, 2025 at 1:52 PM
The Olympics claim to celebrate excellence. Then they should explain why Canada is overlooked. We don’t just host winter sport—we dominate it, clean house, and set the standard every time. We deserve to host the Winter Olympics PERMANENTLY.
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Canada has what the world wants. Your new gvt will put an end to inflationary droid production and safeguard our cold-born innovations.
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Le Canada possède ce dont le monde a besoin. Votre nouveau gvt mettra fin à la production inflationniste de droïdes et protégera nos innovations nées du froid.
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Le Canada possède ce dont le monde a besoin. Votre nouveau gvt mettra fin à la production inflationniste de droïdes et protégera nos innovations nées du froid.
December 21, 2025 at 7:34 AM
Canada has what the world wants. Your new gvt will put an end to inflationary droid production and safeguard our cold-born innovations.
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Le Canada possède ce dont le monde a besoin. Votre nouveau gvt mettra fin à la production inflationniste de droïdes et protégera nos innovations nées du froid.
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Le Canada possède ce dont le monde a besoin. Votre nouveau gvt mettra fin à la production inflationniste de droïdes et protégera nos innovations nées du froid.
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Canada’s new government is building affordable Igloos and Lego Homes at a rapid scale never seen before. 🏗️🇨🇦
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Le nouveau gouvernement Canadien construit des Maisons Igloos et Lego à une rapidité jamais vue auparavant. 🏗️🇨🇦
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Le nouveau gouvernement Canadien construit des Maisons Igloos et Lego à une rapidité jamais vue auparavant. 🏗️🇨🇦
December 20, 2025 at 6:16 AM
Canada’s new government is building affordable Igloos and Lego Homes at a rapid scale never seen before. 🏗️🇨🇦
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Le nouveau gouvernement Canadien construit des Maisons Igloos et Lego à une rapidité jamais vue auparavant. 🏗️🇨🇦
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Le nouveau gouvernement Canadien construit des Maisons Igloos et Lego à une rapidité jamais vue auparavant. 🏗️🇨🇦
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Canada in a few weeks after the @polarmpsp.bsky.social government is sworn in 🥶🥶🥶
December 20, 2025 at 12:18 AM
Canada in a few weeks after the @polarmpsp.bsky.social government is sworn in 🥶🥶🥶
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A tougher Criminal code for a Cooler Canada. We’re acting.
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Un Code criminal plus robuste pour un Canada plus Cool. Nous passons à l’action.
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Un Code criminal plus robuste pour un Canada plus Cool. Nous passons à l’action.
December 19, 2025 at 6:58 AM
A tougher Criminal code for a Cooler Canada. We’re acting.
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Un Code criminal plus robuste pour un Canada plus Cool. Nous passons à l’action.
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Un Code criminal plus robuste pour un Canada plus Cool. Nous passons à l’action.
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The Jedi revolt continues… Today we learn that MP Ng has lost the courage he showed when he spoke out against the N.F. tariffs. He’s chosen to stay in caucus in exchange for a finance critic role — hardly a first choice for his leader, but he’ll settle for leftovers.
He isn’t worth the heat!
He isn’t worth the heat!
December 12, 2025 at 9:57 PM
The Jedi revolt continues… Today we learn that MP Ng has lost the courage he showed when he spoke out against the N.F. tariffs. He’s chosen to stay in caucus in exchange for a finance critic role — hardly a first choice for his leader, but he’ll settle for leftovers.
He isn’t worth the heat!
He isn’t worth the heat!
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As we promised! Happy December, Canada.
🇨🇦❄️🇨🇦
Comme on l’avait promis! Joyeux Décembre, Canada.
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Comme on l’avait promis! Joyeux Décembre, Canada.
December 1, 2025 at 3:23 PM
As we promised! Happy December, Canada.
🇨🇦❄️🇨🇦
Comme on l’avait promis! Joyeux Décembre, Canada.
🇨🇦❄️🇨🇦
Comme on l’avait promis! Joyeux Décembre, Canada.
Snowy mornings are the best mornings. Looking forward to a whole lot more of this across the nation under a @polarmpsp.bsky.social government with team @romeompsp.bsky.social ❄️
November 28, 2025 at 1:07 PM
Snowy mornings are the best mornings. Looking forward to a whole lot more of this across the nation under a @polarmpsp.bsky.social government with team @romeompsp.bsky.social ❄️
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Canada made the right choice.
🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦
Le Canada a fait le bon choix.
🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦
Le Canada a fait le bon choix.
November 25, 2025 at 5:06 PM
Canada made the right choice.
🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦
Le Canada a fait le bon choix.
🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦
Le Canada a fait le bon choix.
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“49 seats” @yusufrahmanmpsp.bsky.social gets an F in the “Accepting Election Results” course : he does not understand the mathematical difference between the numbers of one sole party and another built on a merger.
No wonder Canadians gave us more than a DOUBLE of their seats. 👎🥶
No wonder Canadians gave us more than a DOUBLE of their seats. 👎🥶
November 26, 2025 at 1:07 AM
“49 seats” @yusufrahmanmpsp.bsky.social gets an F in the “Accepting Election Results” course : he does not understand the mathematical difference between the numbers of one sole party and another built on a merger.
No wonder Canadians gave us more than a DOUBLE of their seats. 👎🥶
No wonder Canadians gave us more than a DOUBLE of their seats. 👎🥶
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How fitting that within 48 hours of the Polar government, we see snowfall!
Our snowy platform is already having an impact on our country before we even took office!
THE POLAR PARTY IS TRULY THE BEST PARTY EVER!
Our snowy platform is already having an impact on our country before we even took office!
THE POLAR PARTY IS TRULY THE BEST PARTY EVER!
November 24, 2025 at 5:06 AM
How fitting that within 48 hours of the Polar government, we see snowfall!
Our snowy platform is already having an impact on our country before we even took office!
THE POLAR PARTY IS TRULY THE BEST PARTY EVER!
Our snowy platform is already having an impact on our country before we even took office!
THE POLAR PARTY IS TRULY THE BEST PARTY EVER!
I would like it to be known that the “Aislinn Main” who ran against @ragymissakmpsp.bsky.social for the Jedis in the great riding of Edmonton Manning is a DIFFERENT and WORSE Aislinn who just so happens to share my last name. I would NEVER run against such a capable and intelligent member.
Thank you to the people of Edmonton Manning for their trust and the incredible opportunity to represent them.
Goodbye Etobicoke North.
I’ll fight to build more ice pipelines, lower cold taxes, and preserve our province’s independence.
@romeompsp.bsky.social @polarmpsp.bsky.social
Goodbye Etobicoke North.
I’ll fight to build more ice pipelines, lower cold taxes, and preserve our province’s independence.
@romeompsp.bsky.social @polarmpsp.bsky.social
November 23, 2025 at 4:47 PM
I would like it to be known that the “Aislinn Main” who ran against @ragymissakmpsp.bsky.social for the Jedis in the great riding of Edmonton Manning is a DIFFERENT and WORSE Aislinn who just so happens to share my last name. I would NEVER run against such a capable and intelligent member.
WE DID IT!
Thank you to my constituents in Brampton North-Caledon for trusting me and the @polarmpsp.bsky.social team!
Thank you to my constituents in Brampton North-Caledon for trusting me and the @polarmpsp.bsky.social team!
November 22, 2025 at 2:30 AM
WE DID IT!
Thank you to my constituents in Brampton North-Caledon for trusting me and the @polarmpsp.bsky.social team!
Thank you to my constituents in Brampton North-Caledon for trusting me and the @polarmpsp.bsky.social team!
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This will NOT end very well tomorrow…
Today, I used an ELITE Jedi Mind trick on @rchangmpsp.bsky.social and asked him for the election results.
He revealed the Jedis have the FIRST 343 seat MAJORITY in history after every @polarmpsp.bsky.social MP left “hanging chads” on their ballots.
Donate for FREE deathsticks at election night!
He revealed the Jedis have the FIRST 343 seat MAJORITY in history after every @polarmpsp.bsky.social MP left “hanging chads” on their ballots.
Donate for FREE deathsticks at election night!
November 20, 2025 at 4:45 PM
This will NOT end very well tomorrow…
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Vote for change, vote Polar!
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Votez pour le changement, votez Polaire!
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Votez pour le changement, votez Polaire!
November 18, 2025 at 1:29 PM
Vote for change, vote Polar!
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Votez pour le changement, votez Polaire!
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Votez pour le changement, votez Polaire!