Malorie Ashton
@malorieashton.bsky.social
Députée polaire fédérale | Minister of Hibernation (Health) | Ministre de l’hibernation (Santé)
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❄️Thank you to all my constituents for your trust and support!
❄️Fredericton-Oromocto, it is an honour to serve you as Minister of Hibernation (health) and to represent our community with dedication.
❄️The Polar Party of Canada, together, will keep moving forward and build a stronger future 🙌
❄️Fredericton-Oromocto, it is an honour to serve you as Minister of Hibernation (health) and to represent our community with dedication.
❄️The Polar Party of Canada, together, will keep moving forward and build a stronger future 🙌
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Canada’s new government is building affordable Igloos and Lego Homes at a rapid scale never seen before. 🏗️🇨🇦
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Le nouveau gouvernement Canadien construit des Maisons Igloos et Lego à une rapidité jamais vue auparavant. 🏗️🇨🇦
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Le nouveau gouvernement Canadien construit des Maisons Igloos et Lego à une rapidité jamais vue auparavant. 🏗️🇨🇦
December 20, 2025 at 6:16 AM
Canada’s new government is building affordable Igloos and Lego Homes at a rapid scale never seen before. 🏗️🇨🇦
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Le nouveau gouvernement Canadien construit des Maisons Igloos et Lego à une rapidité jamais vue auparavant. 🏗️🇨🇦
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Le nouveau gouvernement Canadien construit des Maisons Igloos et Lego à une rapidité jamais vue auparavant. 🏗️🇨🇦
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A tougher Criminal code for a Cooler Canada. We’re acting.
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Un Code criminal plus robuste pour un Canada plus Cool. Nous passons à l’action.
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Un Code criminal plus robuste pour un Canada plus Cool. Nous passons à l’action.
December 19, 2025 at 6:58 AM
A tougher Criminal code for a Cooler Canada. We’re acting.
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Un Code criminal plus robuste pour un Canada plus Cool. Nous passons à l’action.
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Un Code criminal plus robuste pour un Canada plus Cool. Nous passons à l’action.
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@evanroche.bsky.social is getting it done. ❄️🇨🇦
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@evanroche.bsky.social est entrain de livrer. ❄️🇨🇦
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@evanroche.bsky.social est entrain de livrer. ❄️🇨🇦
December 18, 2025 at 10:28 PM
@evanroche.bsky.social is getting it done. ❄️🇨🇦
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@evanroche.bsky.social est entrain de livrer. ❄️🇨🇦
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@evanroche.bsky.social est entrain de livrer. ❄️🇨🇦
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Funny how the “Second Best” party is talking, the only thing y’all are moving forward is y’alls feed on Bluesky
Go touch snow 🤷♂️
We are actually moving forward the COLDEST budget that will Make the Arctic Great Again 🥶
But will Trevor the Traitor support Canada first or NF first as finance critic?
Go touch snow 🤷♂️
We are actually moving forward the COLDEST budget that will Make the Arctic Great Again 🥶
But will Trevor the Traitor support Canada first or NF first as finance critic?
December 13, 2025 at 3:53 AM
Funny how the “Second Best” party is talking, the only thing y’all are moving forward is y’alls feed on Bluesky
Go touch snow 🤷♂️
We are actually moving forward the COLDEST budget that will Make the Arctic Great Again 🥶
But will Trevor the Traitor support Canada first or NF first as finance critic?
Go touch snow 🤷♂️
We are actually moving forward the COLDEST budget that will Make the Arctic Great Again 🥶
But will Trevor the Traitor support Canada first or NF first as finance critic?
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La révolte Jedi se poursuit… On apprend aujourd’hui que le député Ng a perdu le courage qu’il affichait lorsqu’il dénonçait les tarifs de la N.F. Il a choisi de rester au caucus en échange d’un poste de critique aux Finances: loin d’être le premier choix de sa cheffe, mais il se contente des restes.
December 12, 2025 at 9:58 PM
La révolte Jedi se poursuit… On apprend aujourd’hui que le député Ng a perdu le courage qu’il affichait lorsqu’il dénonçait les tarifs de la N.F. Il a choisi de rester au caucus en échange d’un poste de critique aux Finances: loin d’être le premier choix de sa cheffe, mais il se contente des restes.
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The Jedis spreading misinformation once again… I reject this false claim that I am the Finance Minister and fully endorse Minister He to lead Canada’s economy. Canada, while Polars are getting to work, Jedis are making up stories.
A FREUDIAN SLIP FROM @romeompsp.bsky.social ?
Webcrawlers tracked a small revision to the @polarmpsp.bsky.social cabinet site at 1am, quickly reverted. The TRUE Finance Minister is the Hon. @evanroche.bsky.social!
Note Minister He's irrelevant position in Broke. Who does Romeo have confidence in?
Webcrawlers tracked a small revision to the @polarmpsp.bsky.social cabinet site at 1am, quickly reverted. The TRUE Finance Minister is the Hon. @evanroche.bsky.social!
Note Minister He's irrelevant position in Broke. Who does Romeo have confidence in?
December 16, 2025 at 2:08 AM
The Jedis spreading misinformation once again… I reject this false claim that I am the Finance Minister and fully endorse Minister He to lead Canada’s economy. Canada, while Polars are getting to work, Jedis are making up stories.
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The Jedi revolt continues… Today we learn that MP Ng has lost the courage he showed when he spoke out against the N.F. tariffs. He’s chosen to stay in caucus in exchange for a finance critic role — hardly a first choice for his leader, but he’ll settle for leftovers.
He isn’t worth the heat!
He isn’t worth the heat!
December 12, 2025 at 9:57 PM
The Jedi revolt continues… Today we learn that MP Ng has lost the courage he showed when he spoke out against the N.F. tariffs. He’s chosen to stay in caucus in exchange for a finance critic role — hardly a first choice for his leader, but he’ll settle for leftovers.
He isn’t worth the heat!
He isn’t worth the heat!
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Standing up for Canada’s goods. 🇨🇦
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Défendre les produits Canada. 🇨🇦
cc: @evanroche.bsky.social @romeompsp.bsky.social
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Défendre les produits Canada. 🇨🇦
cc: @evanroche.bsky.social @romeompsp.bsky.social
December 18, 2025 at 5:18 AM
Standing up for Canada’s goods. 🇨🇦
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Défendre les produits Canada. 🇨🇦
cc: @evanroche.bsky.social @romeompsp.bsky.social
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Défendre les produits Canada. 🇨🇦
cc: @evanroche.bsky.social @romeompsp.bsky.social
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I’m Honoured to be appointed Minister of Hockey & Sports for the Polar Party. Together, we’ll restore hockey to our great nation. 🏒🇨🇦
Honoré d’être nommé ministre du hockey et des sports pour le Parti Polaire. Ensemble, nous rétablirons le hockey dans notre grande nation.
Honoré d’être nommé ministre du hockey et des sports pour le Parti Polaire. Ensemble, nous rétablirons le hockey dans notre grande nation.
December 18, 2025 at 4:46 PM
I’m Honoured to be appointed Minister of Hockey & Sports for the Polar Party. Together, we’ll restore hockey to our great nation. 🏒🇨🇦
Honoré d’être nommé ministre du hockey et des sports pour le Parti Polaire. Ensemble, nous rétablirons le hockey dans notre grande nation.
Honoré d’être nommé ministre du hockey et des sports pour le Parti Polaire. Ensemble, nous rétablirons le hockey dans notre grande nation.
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Canadians gave us a mandate to rebuild our relationship with New Frengland after years of Preschool-Jedi’s mismanagement on the world stage.
With MP @evanroche.bsky.social’s proven leadership as a former ambassador to Polkraine, our govt will stand up for Canadians and put an end to the NF tariff.
With MP @evanroche.bsky.social’s proven leadership as a former ambassador to Polkraine, our govt will stand up for Canadians and put an end to the NF tariff.
Standing up for Canada’s goods. 🇨🇦
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Défendre les produits Canada. 🇨🇦
cc: @evanroche.bsky.social @romeompsp.bsky.social
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Défendre les produits Canada. 🇨🇦
cc: @evanroche.bsky.social @romeompsp.bsky.social
December 18, 2025 at 5:22 AM
Canadians gave us a mandate to rebuild our relationship with New Frengland after years of Preschool-Jedi’s mismanagement on the world stage.
With MP @evanroche.bsky.social’s proven leadership as a former ambassador to Polkraine, our govt will stand up for Canadians and put an end to the NF tariff.
With MP @evanroche.bsky.social’s proven leadership as a former ambassador to Polkraine, our govt will stand up for Canadians and put an end to the NF tariff.
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SAVE THE DATE — our new Polar cabinet will be sworn in on January 11! We’re ready to build #CanadaCool ❄️🇨🇦
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RÉSERVEZ LA DATE — notre nouveau cabinet Polaire sera assermenté le 11 Janvier! On est prêt à bâtir un #CanadaCool ❄️🇨🇦
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RÉSERVEZ LA DATE — notre nouveau cabinet Polaire sera assermenté le 11 Janvier! On est prêt à bâtir un #CanadaCool ❄️🇨🇦
November 28, 2025 at 7:27 PM
SAVE THE DATE — our new Polar cabinet will be sworn in on January 11! We’re ready to build #CanadaCool ❄️🇨🇦
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RÉSERVEZ LA DATE — notre nouveau cabinet Polaire sera assermenté le 11 Janvier! On est prêt à bâtir un #CanadaCool ❄️🇨🇦
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RÉSERVEZ LA DATE — notre nouveau cabinet Polaire sera assermenté le 11 Janvier! On est prêt à bâtir un #CanadaCool ❄️🇨🇦
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Thank you, Canada, merci!
Highest seat count in 24 years of MPSP. A strong historic mandate. I’ll give my best each day to build Canada Cool. 🆒🇨🇦
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Plus grand nombre de sièges en 24 ans de MPSP. Mandat fort historique. Je donnerai mon meilleur chaque jour pour bâtir un Canada Cool. 🆒🇨🇦
Highest seat count in 24 years of MPSP. A strong historic mandate. I’ll give my best each day to build Canada Cool. 🆒🇨🇦
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Plus grand nombre de sièges en 24 ans de MPSP. Mandat fort historique. Je donnerai mon meilleur chaque jour pour bâtir un Canada Cool. 🆒🇨🇦
November 23, 2025 at 2:45 AM
Thank you, Canada, merci!
Highest seat count in 24 years of MPSP. A strong historic mandate. I’ll give my best each day to build Canada Cool. 🆒🇨🇦
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Plus grand nombre de sièges en 24 ans de MPSP. Mandat fort historique. Je donnerai mon meilleur chaque jour pour bâtir un Canada Cool. 🆒🇨🇦
Highest seat count in 24 years of MPSP. A strong historic mandate. I’ll give my best each day to build Canada Cool. 🆒🇨🇦
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Plus grand nombre de sièges en 24 ans de MPSP. Mandat fort historique. Je donnerai mon meilleur chaque jour pour bâtir un Canada Cool. 🆒🇨🇦
❄️Thank you to all my constituents for your trust and support!
❄️Fredericton-Oromocto, it is an honour to serve you as Minister of Hibernation (health) and to represent our community with dedication.
❄️The Polar Party of Canada, together, will keep moving forward and build a stronger future 🙌
❄️Fredericton-Oromocto, it is an honour to serve you as Minister of Hibernation (health) and to represent our community with dedication.
❄️The Polar Party of Canada, together, will keep moving forward and build a stronger future 🙌
November 27, 2025 at 3:24 PM
❄️Thank you to all my constituents for your trust and support!
❄️Fredericton-Oromocto, it is an honour to serve you as Minister of Hibernation (health) and to represent our community with dedication.
❄️The Polar Party of Canada, together, will keep moving forward and build a stronger future 🙌
❄️Fredericton-Oromocto, it is an honour to serve you as Minister of Hibernation (health) and to represent our community with dedication.
❄️The Polar Party of Canada, together, will keep moving forward and build a stronger future 🙌
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I would like to thank my amazing Polar campaign team without whom I would’ve never been able to hear Canadians true concerns in the past months.
Get out and vote for the Polar Party today to get real changes 🗳️! #CanadaCool ❄️🇨🇦
Get out and vote for the Polar Party today to get real changes 🗳️! #CanadaCool ❄️🇨🇦
November 21, 2025 at 5:16 PM
I would like to thank my amazing Polar campaign team without whom I would’ve never been able to hear Canadians true concerns in the past months.
Get out and vote for the Polar Party today to get real changes 🗳️! #CanadaCool ❄️🇨🇦
Get out and vote for the Polar Party today to get real changes 🗳️! #CanadaCool ❄️🇨🇦
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Your Leader likes me more than she likes you!
November 26, 2025 at 2:21 AM
Your Leader likes me more than she likes you!
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And this my friend, is true leadership
Someone who brings people together, who unites everyone.
Congratulations to my wonderful @polarmpsp.bsky.social on forming government. And I’m so proud of @romeompsp.bsky.social @aureliempsp.bsky.social @luciendaympsp.bsky.social
This epic team made history!
Someone who brings people together, who unites everyone.
Congratulations to my wonderful @polarmpsp.bsky.social on forming government. And I’m so proud of @romeompsp.bsky.social @aureliempsp.bsky.social @luciendaympsp.bsky.social
This epic team made history!
November 23, 2025 at 3:03 AM
And this my friend, is true leadership
Someone who brings people together, who unites everyone.
Congratulations to my wonderful @polarmpsp.bsky.social on forming government. And I’m so proud of @romeompsp.bsky.social @aureliempsp.bsky.social @luciendaympsp.bsky.social
This epic team made history!
Someone who brings people together, who unites everyone.
Congratulations to my wonderful @polarmpsp.bsky.social on forming government. And I’m so proud of @romeompsp.bsky.social @aureliempsp.bsky.social @luciendaympsp.bsky.social
This epic team made history!
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“49 seats” @yusufrahmanmpsp.bsky.social gets an F in the “Accepting Election Results” course : he does not understand the mathematical difference between the numbers of one sole party and another built on a merger.
No wonder Canadians gave us more than a DOUBLE of their seats. 👎🥶
No wonder Canadians gave us more than a DOUBLE of their seats. 👎🥶
November 26, 2025 at 1:07 AM
“49 seats” @yusufrahmanmpsp.bsky.social gets an F in the “Accepting Election Results” course : he does not understand the mathematical difference between the numbers of one sole party and another built on a merger.
No wonder Canadians gave us more than a DOUBLE of their seats. 👎🥶
No wonder Canadians gave us more than a DOUBLE of their seats. 👎🥶
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Canada made the right choice.
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Le Canada a fait le bon choix.
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Le Canada a fait le bon choix.
November 25, 2025 at 5:06 PM
Canada made the right choice.
🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦
Le Canada a fait le bon choix.
🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦
Le Canada a fait le bon choix.
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The PPC hasn’t build any homes yet because they are not in power yet…
And their plan is to build igloos, not homes. After over 6-7 years of being homeless under the “Outer-space home before real homes” budget of the RADICAL Jedi-Preschool agenda, I have enough of these anti-Canadian policies!
And their plan is to build igloos, not homes. After over 6-7 years of being homeless under the “Outer-space home before real homes” budget of the RADICAL Jedi-Preschool agenda, I have enough of these anti-Canadian policies!
Mr. Citizen,
I know you are an incredibly intelligent man simply mislead by PPC falsehoods and exaggerations.
This credit card budget is completely outside the realm of possibility. How many homes has the PPC built? We have entire PLANETS to explore and prepare housing at with our Jedi budget.
I know you are an incredibly intelligent man simply mislead by PPC falsehoods and exaggerations.
This credit card budget is completely outside the realm of possibility. How many homes has the PPC built? We have entire PLANETS to explore and prepare housing at with our Jedi budget.
Wow, as an independent and neutral third party bystander, I truly can see that the PPC arguments are based on FACTS and LOGICS whilst the Jedi’s are based on LIES and DECEIT!
This finally convinced me to support the PPC, especially due to their fantastic Minister of Finance (Who is not me btw!)
This finally convinced me to support the PPC, especially due to their fantastic Minister of Finance (Who is not me btw!)
November 26, 2025 at 5:45 AM
The PPC hasn’t build any homes yet because they are not in power yet…
And their plan is to build igloos, not homes. After over 6-7 years of being homeless under the “Outer-space home before real homes” budget of the RADICAL Jedi-Preschool agenda, I have enough of these anti-Canadian policies!
And their plan is to build igloos, not homes. After over 6-7 years of being homeless under the “Outer-space home before real homes” budget of the RADICAL Jedi-Preschool agenda, I have enough of these anti-Canadian policies!
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This very angry JEDI MP wants you to think I was lobbied by a New-Frengland “Empire”—when I’m the only leader who condemned NF tariffs.
And while Canadians want to fire his leader, he still ranks DEAD LAST in the polls. No wonder—Canadians know he helped Quanah wreck the country. I’ll fix it.
And while Canadians want to fire his leader, he still ranks DEAD LAST in the polls. No wonder—Canadians know he helped Quanah wreck the country. I’ll fix it.
November 17, 2025 at 3:43 AM
This very angry JEDI MP wants you to think I was lobbied by a New-Frengland “Empire”—when I’m the only leader who condemned NF tariffs.
And while Canadians want to fire his leader, he still ranks DEAD LAST in the polls. No wonder—Canadians know he helped Quanah wreck the country. I’ll fix it.
And while Canadians want to fire his leader, he still ranks DEAD LAST in the polls. No wonder—Canadians know he helped Quanah wreck the country. I’ll fix it.
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The preschool-Jedis have lost their way in the heat.
It’s time for a refreshing change. Vote Polar.
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Les Préscolaires-Jedis se sont perdus sous la chaleur.
Le temps est venu pour un vent de fraîcheur. Votez Polaire.
It’s time for a refreshing change. Vote Polar.
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Les Préscolaires-Jedis se sont perdus sous la chaleur.
Le temps est venu pour un vent de fraîcheur. Votez Polaire.
November 17, 2025 at 6:25 AM
The preschool-Jedis have lost their way in the heat.
It’s time for a refreshing change. Vote Polar.
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Les Préscolaires-Jedis se sont perdus sous la chaleur.
Le temps est venu pour un vent de fraîcheur. Votez Polaire.
It’s time for a refreshing change. Vote Polar.
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Les Préscolaires-Jedis se sont perdus sous la chaleur.
Le temps est venu pour un vent de fraîcheur. Votez Polaire.
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Even the troopers are hating the heat😂
Anyways vote Polar Party for a chill climate all year long ☃️❄️
Anyways vote Polar Party for a chill climate all year long ☃️❄️
November 17, 2025 at 2:48 AM
Even the troopers are hating the heat😂
Anyways vote Polar Party for a chill climate all year long ☃️❄️
Anyways vote Polar Party for a chill climate all year long ☃️❄️
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Vote for Climate Chill. Vote Polar. ❄️🇨🇦
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Votez pour un Climat Chill. Votez Polaire. ❄️🇨🇦
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Votez pour un Climat Chill. Votez Polaire. ❄️🇨🇦
Even the troopers are hating the heat😂
Anyways vote Polar Party for a chill climate all year long ☃️❄️
Anyways vote Polar Party for a chill climate all year long ☃️❄️
November 17, 2025 at 6:27 AM
Vote for Climate Chill. Vote Polar. ❄️🇨🇦
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Votez pour un Climat Chill. Votez Polaire. ❄️🇨🇦
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Votez pour un Climat Chill. Votez Polaire. ❄️🇨🇦
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What does Polar change means for you?
🏠Igloo Ownership ;
💰No Cold Tax ;
🚔A Big, Beautiful Ice Wall ;
❄️Snow Day All Year Long.
But change doesn’t happen unless you vote for it. Vote for change. Vote Polar. ❄️🇨🇦
🏠Igloo Ownership ;
💰No Cold Tax ;
🚔A Big, Beautiful Ice Wall ;
❄️Snow Day All Year Long.
But change doesn’t happen unless you vote for it. Vote for change. Vote Polar. ❄️🇨🇦
November 14, 2025 at 2:58 AM
What does Polar change means for you?
🏠Igloo Ownership ;
💰No Cold Tax ;
🚔A Big, Beautiful Ice Wall ;
❄️Snow Day All Year Long.
But change doesn’t happen unless you vote for it. Vote for change. Vote Polar. ❄️🇨🇦
🏠Igloo Ownership ;
💰No Cold Tax ;
🚔A Big, Beautiful Ice Wall ;
❄️Snow Day All Year Long.
But change doesn’t happen unless you vote for it. Vote for change. Vote Polar. ❄️🇨🇦
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Que signifie un changement Polaire pour vous ?
🏠Propriété d’un Igloo;
💰Pas de Taxe Froide;
🚔Un grand et magnifique mur de glace;
❄️Des journées de neiges toute l’année.
Mais le changement ne se produira pas sans votre vote. Votez pour le changement. Votez Polaire. ❄️🇨🇦
Mais le changement ne se produira pas sans votre vote. Votez pour le changement. Votez Polaire. ❄️🇨🇦
November 14, 2025 at 2:57 AM
Que signifie un changement Polaire pour vous ?
🏠Propriété d’un Igloo;
💰Pas de Taxe Froide;
🚔Un grand et magnifique mur de glace;
❄️Des journées de neiges toute l’année.
Mais le changement ne se produira pas sans votre vote. Votez pour le changement. Votez Polaire. ❄️🇨🇦
Mais le changement ne se produira pas sans votre vote. Votez pour le changement. Votez Polaire. ❄️🇨🇦