Hunter
@aitchessp.bsky.social
Lawyer, engineer, too online for my own good. ⚖️🥎🏳️🌈
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good morning specifically to the FBI agent who introduced Mamdani’s dad to Marx
November 5, 2025 at 2:21 PM
good morning specifically to the FBI agent who introduced Mamdani’s dad to Marx
This gag is basically always funny
April 23, 2025 at 7:52 PM
This gag is basically always funny
I had to record this for myself because I can’t stop quoting it
April 8, 2025 at 5:33 PM
I had to record this for myself because I can’t stop quoting it
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Nation Could Have Sworn Russell Brand Was Already Convicted Sex Offender
Nation Could Have Sworn Russell Brand Was Already Convicted Sex Offender
NEW YORK—Stressing that the memory seemed so fresh and vivid in their minds, the confused nation announced Monday that they could have sworn British entertainer Russell Brand was already a convicted s...
theonion.com
April 4, 2025 at 1:50 PM
Nation Could Have Sworn Russell Brand Was Already Convicted Sex Offender
Please, DC, for the love of god, make a Martian Mindfucker cartoon on HBO or something
March 26, 2025 at 10:27 PM
Please, DC, for the love of god, make a Martian Mindfucker cartoon on HBO or something
I love that Dex-Starr is literally just a house cat from Earth, but Atrocitus has made sure Dex can not only talk, but has more sophisticated language than his power ring gave him
March 12, 2025 at 9:47 PM
I love that Dex-Starr is literally just a house cat from Earth, but Atrocitus has made sure Dex can not only talk, but has more sophisticated language than his power ring gave him
Min-maxing time chilling vs time working, is great for the good amount of pleasant days but you pay for it with the occasional acutely stressful days
March 11, 2025 at 9:06 PM
Min-maxing time chilling vs time working, is great for the good amount of pleasant days but you pay for it with the occasional acutely stressful days
Just saw the new Captain America.
I’m sorry, but the entire plot is about the global supply of Adamantium and the countries who have it, and not a single mention of Canada? The country where the main Adamantium guy comes from?
I’m sorry, but the entire plot is about the global supply of Adamantium and the countries who have it, and not a single mention of Canada? The country where the main Adamantium guy comes from?
March 8, 2025 at 7:25 PM
Just saw the new Captain America.
I’m sorry, but the entire plot is about the global supply of Adamantium and the countries who have it, and not a single mention of Canada? The country where the main Adamantium guy comes from?
I’m sorry, but the entire plot is about the global supply of Adamantium and the countries who have it, and not a single mention of Canada? The country where the main Adamantium guy comes from?
Rom-com idea: Mission Impossible spinoff where the agent chooses not to accept the mission but he’s still around all the missions and Tom Cruise’s stunts are all in the background and affecting the leads’ relationship
March 8, 2025 at 5:10 PM
Rom-com idea: Mission Impossible spinoff where the agent chooses not to accept the mission but he’s still around all the missions and Tom Cruise’s stunts are all in the background and affecting the leads’ relationship
Still thinking about the drag show last night:
The drag queen made a joke like “I was on a show with David Hasselhoff…I was the car”
And the person in front of me goes “wooo! Baywatch!”
The drag queen made a joke like “I was on a show with David Hasselhoff…I was the car”
And the person in front of me goes “wooo! Baywatch!”
February 22, 2025 at 6:10 PM
Still thinking about the drag show last night:
The drag queen made a joke like “I was on a show with David Hasselhoff…I was the car”
And the person in front of me goes “wooo! Baywatch!”
The drag queen made a joke like “I was on a show with David Hasselhoff…I was the car”
And the person in front of me goes “wooo! Baywatch!”
Catching up on Spider-Man:
This is a good fix, but it’s kinda nuts that this is the same woman
This is a good fix, but it’s kinda nuts that this is the same woman
February 21, 2025 at 5:28 AM
Catching up on Spider-Man:
This is a good fix, but it’s kinda nuts that this is the same woman
This is a good fix, but it’s kinda nuts that this is the same woman
X-Factor has not been the strongest book in the rebrand but this made me lol
February 19, 2025 at 11:43 PM
X-Factor has not been the strongest book in the rebrand but this made me lol
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Maybe I wasn’t clear about this. I wanted more egg and no plane crash, not many plane crash and no egg.
February 17, 2025 at 11:28 PM
Maybe I wasn’t clear about this. I wanted more egg and no plane crash, not many plane crash and no egg.
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That sounds like he is pardoning the person that kills him.
February 15, 2025 at 8:04 PM
That sounds like he is pardoning the person that kills him.
Ok I thought this friend of mine was in a throuple but he made a valentines post with only one of them, dedicated to “my #1”…
Now I’m trying to figure out the dynamics
Now I’m trying to figure out the dynamics
February 14, 2025 at 7:44 PM
Ok I thought this friend of mine was in a throuple but he made a valentines post with only one of them, dedicated to “my #1”…
Now I’m trying to figure out the dynamics
Now I’m trying to figure out the dynamics
A lil guy saying “bleh” is the peak of comedy to me
February 14, 2025 at 12:55 AM
A lil guy saying “bleh” is the peak of comedy to me
Went over to the dark side (made a Magnezone deck)
February 13, 2025 at 5:07 PM
Went over to the dark side (made a Magnezone deck)
If you say “I’m sorry it might infringe on your rights But” then that means you don’t think that it’s actually a right
February 5, 2025 at 9:53 PM
If you say “I’m sorry it might infringe on your rights But” then that means you don’t think that it’s actually a right
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I’m in Oversight Committee right now. Ranking Member Connolly just called for a vote to subpoena Elon Musk. Republicans out-number us on this committee, but many aren’t in the room. We’ll see who wins this vote. We deserve transparency and answers.
February 5, 2025 at 3:31 PM
I’m in Oversight Committee right now. Ranking Member Connolly just called for a vote to subpoena Elon Musk. Republicans out-number us on this committee, but many aren’t in the room. We’ll see who wins this vote. We deserve transparency and answers.
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Republicans ran into the room to SHEILD Elon Musk from having to come and speak to Congress. They want their billionaire takeover done behind closed doors. The people deserve transparency. No one elected Elon Musk.
I’m in Oversight Committee right now. Ranking Member Connolly just called for a vote to subpoena Elon Musk. Republicans out-number us on this committee, but many aren’t in the room. We’ll see who wins this vote. We deserve transparency and answers.
February 5, 2025 at 3:34 PM
Republicans ran into the room to SHEILD Elon Musk from having to come and speak to Congress. They want their billionaire takeover done behind closed doors. The people deserve transparency. No one elected Elon Musk.
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The CIA being ovethrown by a right-wing coup is, one must admit, a pretty hilarious outcome for the Agency
Hey it turns out we're getting rid of the CIA.
"The Central Intelligence Agency offered buyouts to its entire workforce Tuesday, in what officials said is a bid to bring the agency in line with President Trump’s priorities, including targeting drug cartels."
www.wsj.com/politics/nat...
"The Central Intelligence Agency offered buyouts to its entire workforce Tuesday, in what officials said is a bid to bring the agency in line with President Trump’s priorities, including targeting drug cartels."
www.wsj.com/politics/nat...
The CIA Is About to Get a Trump Makeover
The spy agency’s workforce received a buyout-style offer on Tuesday.
www.wsj.com
February 5, 2025 at 8:08 AM
The CIA being ovethrown by a right-wing coup is, one must admit, a pretty hilarious outcome for the Agency
It is never not funny that the gay who drives the Mistr company-branded jeep goes to my gym in it
February 4, 2025 at 2:23 PM
It is never not funny that the gay who drives the Mistr company-branded jeep goes to my gym in it
Confession: I wasn’t paying attention to the first little bit of the Lady Gaga commercial so for a hot second I was like “who tf is Debra”
February 4, 2025 at 1:38 PM
Confession: I wasn’t paying attention to the first little bit of the Lady Gaga commercial so for a hot second I was like “who tf is Debra”
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