Amy Zitzer
@aizitzer70.bsky.social
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I gasped aloud.
September 17, 2025 at 11:27 PM
I gasped aloud.
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Weird right? He used to support the first amendment
September 18, 2025 at 1:18 AM
Weird right? He used to support the first amendment
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"Nae king! Nae quin! Nae laird! Nae master! We willna' be fooled again!"
T. Pratchett
T. Pratchett
June 14, 2025 at 12:21 PM
"Nae king! Nae quin! Nae laird! Nae master! We willna' be fooled again!"
T. Pratchett
T. Pratchett
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We have a WINNER 🥇
NO KINGS DAY
NO KINGS DAY
June 14, 2025 at 9:40 PM
We have a WINNER 🥇
NO KINGS DAY
NO KINGS DAY
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It's so teeny tiny!
Donald Trump does NOT want you to share this footage of his pathetically tiny birthday parade crowd.
June 14, 2025 at 10:45 PM
It's so teeny tiny!
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Just sitting here CACKLING.
Trump looking absolutely inconsolable at his fascist-themed 79th birthday party which no one turned up to other than those who had to because he's their boss.
June 14, 2025 at 11:20 PM
Just sitting here CACKLING.
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When mommy and daddy spend a fortune on your quinceañera and nobody from school shows up.
June 14, 2025 at 11:15 PM
When mommy and daddy spend a fortune on your quinceañera and nobody from school shows up.
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A grand total of 160 people have been arrested for protesting in LA in almost an entire week! That requires 4,700 armed troops? Only when you're Chicken Little trying to manufacture a crisis.
June 12, 2025 at 11:10 PM
A grand total of 160 people have been arrested for protesting in LA in almost an entire week! That requires 4,700 armed troops? Only when you're Chicken Little trying to manufacture a crisis.
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Think of ICE as one of those crooked Florida police departments in small towns that pulls over *thousands* of drivers on I-95 for *any* reason to meet quotas for tickets.
Stephen Miller has given ICE quotas for arrests and they will meet those quotas whether the arrestees deserve it or not.
Stephen Miller has given ICE quotas for arrests and they will meet those quotas whether the arrestees deserve it or not.
June 13, 2025 at 12:19 AM
Think of ICE as one of those crooked Florida police departments in small towns that pulls over *thousands* of drivers on I-95 for *any* reason to meet quotas for tickets.
Stephen Miller has given ICE quotas for arrests and they will meet those quotas whether the arrestees deserve it or not.
Stephen Miller has given ICE quotas for arrests and they will meet those quotas whether the arrestees deserve it or not.
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Kristi Noem has that rare ability to shoot her dog in the face and it *still* not be the worst thing she ever did in her sorry, lying life.
June 13, 2025 at 12:22 AM
Kristi Noem has that rare ability to shoot her dog in the face and it *still* not be the worst thing she ever did in her sorry, lying life.
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Is attention junkie Kristi Noem crazier than attention junkie Nancy Mace? I can't make that call except to say neither is crazier than attention junkie Donald Trump.
June 13, 2025 at 12:44 AM
Is attention junkie Kristi Noem crazier than attention junkie Nancy Mace? I can't make that call except to say neither is crazier than attention junkie Donald Trump.
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“What Senator Alex Padilla did today was political theater.”
--Kristi Noem, the Head of Costuming, Hair, and Makeup at Political Theater
--Kristi Noem, the Head of Costuming, Hair, and Makeup at Political Theater
June 12, 2025 at 10:11 PM
“What Senator Alex Padilla did today was political theater.”
--Kristi Noem, the Head of Costuming, Hair, and Makeup at Political Theater
--Kristi Noem, the Head of Costuming, Hair, and Makeup at Political Theater
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This wasn’t fiction. It happened here. In America. And just like in the galaxy far, far away, the message was clear: dissent will be punished, questions are dangerous, and power answers only to itself. But here’s the thing about Empires, people rise. Oppression breeds rebellion.
June 13, 2025 at 12:48 AM
This wasn’t fiction. It happened here. In America. And just like in the galaxy far, far away, the message was clear: dissent will be punished, questions are dangerous, and power answers only to itself. But here’s the thing about Empires, people rise. Oppression breeds rebellion.
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Senator dared to question the Empire, directly, and was met with force. Stormtroopers didn’t hesitate. They grabbed him, cuffed him, dragged him away like a dissident, claiming he “failed to identify himself.” But everyone knew who he was. He was a Senator.
June 13, 2025 at 12:48 AM
Senator dared to question the Empire, directly, and was met with force. Stormtroopers didn’t hesitate. They grabbed him, cuffed him, dragged him away like a dissident, claiming he “failed to identify himself.” But everyone knew who he was. He was a Senator.
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Former U.S. Citizenship and Immigration Services Ombudsman Phyllis Coven told @johnfugelsang.bsky.social that mass deportations are unlawful.
June 12, 2025 at 9:34 PM
Former U.S. Citizenship and Immigration Services Ombudsman Phyllis Coven told @johnfugelsang.bsky.social that mass deportations are unlawful.
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Trump’s go-to line about every foreign policy crisis and war - from Russia’s invasion of Ukraine, to October 7th, to the Israel’s devastation of Gaza - was “It would never have happened if I was president.”
Welp.
Welp.
June 13, 2025 at 1:16 AM
Trump’s go-to line about every foreign policy crisis and war - from Russia’s invasion of Ukraine, to October 7th, to the Israel’s devastation of Gaza - was “It would never have happened if I was president.”
Welp.
Welp.
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Teslas suck.
BREAKING: Jacksonville Airport is on fucking fire.
The parking garage is engulfed in flames and sources are pointing at a Tesla explosion as the ignition point.
You can’t make this shit up.
The parking garage is engulfed in flames and sources are pointing at a Tesla explosion as the ignition point.
You can’t make this shit up.
May 17, 2025 at 12:25 AM
Teslas suck.
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So Trump is planning to *cleanse* a region of one *ethnicity*?
I wonder if there is already an expression that describes that.
I wonder if there is already an expression that describes that.
May 17, 2025 at 12:44 AM
So Trump is planning to *cleanse* a region of one *ethnicity*?
I wonder if there is already an expression that describes that.
I wonder if there is already an expression that describes that.
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So Trump donors GEO can put a for-profit prison in Newark without even filing for a certificate of occupancy, without passing fire inspections...
...and yet the mayor, who is black, gets arrested for demanding compliance with those laws.
Any questions?
...and yet the mayor, who is black, gets arrested for demanding compliance with those laws.
Any questions?
May 17, 2025 at 1:40 AM
So Trump donors GEO can put a for-profit prison in Newark without even filing for a certificate of occupancy, without passing fire inspections...
...and yet the mayor, who is black, gets arrested for demanding compliance with those laws.
Any questions?
...and yet the mayor, who is black, gets arrested for demanding compliance with those laws.
Any questions?
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‘I'm a White American. I Don't Want Trump's White America.’
johnpavlovitz.substack.com/p/im-a-white...
johnpavlovitz.substack.com/p/im-a-white...
May 13, 2025 at 2:31 PM
‘I'm a White American. I Don't Want Trump's White America.’
johnpavlovitz.substack.com/p/im-a-white...
johnpavlovitz.substack.com/p/im-a-white...