Jen
@ajroxmywhitesox.bsky.social
Elder millennial, White Sox and Bears fan (God help me), OG Swiftie, obsessed with llamas, newly fixated on porch geese...just a hot mess express over here.
My brain today, a thread:
- What is Travis Kelce's default Sleep Number?
- When will it be warm?
- Why does my dermatologist send me 1000 text messages before an appointment?
- Doughphelia was growing SO WELL overnight that I might be able to bake my first sourdough loaf this weekend.
- What is Travis Kelce's default Sleep Number?
- When will it be warm?
- Why does my dermatologist send me 1000 text messages before an appointment?
- Doughphelia was growing SO WELL overnight that I might be able to bake my first sourdough loaf this weekend.
January 29, 2026 at 8:31 PM
My brain today, a thread:
- What is Travis Kelce's default Sleep Number?
- When will it be warm?
- Why does my dermatologist send me 1000 text messages before an appointment?
- Doughphelia was growing SO WELL overnight that I might be able to bake my first sourdough loaf this weekend.
- What is Travis Kelce's default Sleep Number?
- When will it be warm?
- Why does my dermatologist send me 1000 text messages before an appointment?
- Doughphelia was growing SO WELL overnight that I might be able to bake my first sourdough loaf this weekend.
Update! The pro-ICE signs were gone today! 🎉🎉🎉
And I saw two new anti-ICE ones instead. One was for a general protest tomorrow, and one said "Justice for Renee and Alex" and had the "ice" in "justice" crossed out.
A much happier drive for me. 🥰
And I saw two new anti-ICE ones instead. One was for a general protest tomorrow, and one said "Justice for Renee and Alex" and had the "ice" in "justice" crossed out.
A much happier drive for me. 🥰
On my way to work today on 35W South, I drove under THREE overpasses that had pro-ICE signs attached to them. "We love ICE" and "MPLS loves ICE" and the one next to the heart for the Annunciation shooting that said "ICE ICE baby." Who the fuck is WE?! We don't love ICE, you Nazi pieces of shit.
January 29, 2026 at 2:09 PM
Update! The pro-ICE signs were gone today! 🎉🎉🎉
And I saw two new anti-ICE ones instead. One was for a general protest tomorrow, and one said "Justice for Renee and Alex" and had the "ice" in "justice" crossed out.
A much happier drive for me. 🥰
And I saw two new anti-ICE ones instead. One was for a general protest tomorrow, and one said "Justice for Renee and Alex" and had the "ice" in "justice" crossed out.
A much happier drive for me. 🥰
On my way to work today on 35W South, I drove under THREE overpasses that had pro-ICE signs attached to them. "We love ICE" and "MPLS loves ICE" and the one next to the heart for the Annunciation shooting that said "ICE ICE baby." Who the fuck is WE?! We don't love ICE, you Nazi pieces of shit.
January 28, 2026 at 3:25 PM
On my way to work today on 35W South, I drove under THREE overpasses that had pro-ICE signs attached to them. "We love ICE" and "MPLS loves ICE" and the one next to the heart for the Annunciation shooting that said "ICE ICE baby." Who the fuck is WE?! We don't love ICE, you Nazi pieces of shit.
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Voting NO on the DHS funding bill is the bare minimum.
Backing Kristi Noem’s impeachment is the bare minimum.
Holding law-breaking ICE agents legally accountable is the bare minimum.
ICE is beyond reform. Abolish it.
Backing Kristi Noem’s impeachment is the bare minimum.
Holding law-breaking ICE agents legally accountable is the bare minimum.
ICE is beyond reform. Abolish it.
January 25, 2026 at 9:59 PM
Voting NO on the DHS funding bill is the bare minimum.
Backing Kristi Noem’s impeachment is the bare minimum.
Holding law-breaking ICE agents legally accountable is the bare minimum.
ICE is beyond reform. Abolish it.
Backing Kristi Noem’s impeachment is the bare minimum.
Holding law-breaking ICE agents legally accountable is the bare minimum.
ICE is beyond reform. Abolish it.
Minnesota, you beautiful, beautiful people. 💗💗💗
They are never, ever going to win in Minnesota.
January 23, 2026 at 10:39 PM
Minnesota, you beautiful, beautiful people. 💗💗💗
ICE kidnapping that sweet little boy in Columbia Heights makes my heart ache.
It also reminds me that one day, this could be my precious nephew, as he's half Mexican.
But rest assured, his auntie here in Minnesota (aka me) will haul ass to Arizona if anything ever happens to him.
It also reminds me that one day, this could be my precious nephew, as he's half Mexican.
But rest assured, his auntie here in Minnesota (aka me) will haul ass to Arizona if anything ever happens to him.
January 23, 2026 at 12:48 AM
ICE kidnapping that sweet little boy in Columbia Heights makes my heart ache.
It also reminds me that one day, this could be my precious nephew, as he's half Mexican.
But rest assured, his auntie here in Minnesota (aka me) will haul ass to Arizona if anything ever happens to him.
It also reminds me that one day, this could be my precious nephew, as he's half Mexican.
But rest assured, his auntie here in Minnesota (aka me) will haul ass to Arizona if anything ever happens to him.
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Lil' comic about hope and longing 💗
January 21, 2026 at 6:11 AM
Lil' comic about hope and longing 💗
Welcome to my office desk, Goosecille Bluth.
Notes about Goosecille:
- She's silently judging with major side eye.
- She doesn't understand the question and won't respond to it.
- She doesn't care for Gob.
"It's one banana, Michael. What could it cost? Ten dollars?"
Notes about Goosecille:
- She's silently judging with major side eye.
- She doesn't understand the question and won't respond to it.
- She doesn't care for Gob.
"It's one banana, Michael. What could it cost? Ten dollars?"
January 20, 2026 at 3:06 PM
Welcome to my office desk, Goosecille Bluth.
Notes about Goosecille:
- She's silently judging with major side eye.
- She doesn't understand the question and won't respond to it.
- She doesn't care for Gob.
"It's one banana, Michael. What could it cost? Ten dollars?"
Notes about Goosecille:
- She's silently judging with major side eye.
- She doesn't understand the question and won't respond to it.
- She doesn't care for Gob.
"It's one banana, Michael. What could it cost? Ten dollars?"
Oh this is delightful.
January 20, 2026 at 2:35 AM
Oh this is delightful.
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No fucking way. The Pope just called in some massive favors for that one.
January 19, 2026 at 2:36 AM
No fucking way. The Pope just called in some massive favors for that one.
I. CAN'T. BREATHE. BEAR DOWN!!!! HOLY SHIT!!!
January 19, 2026 at 2:42 AM
I. CAN'T. BREATHE. BEAR DOWN!!!! HOLY SHIT!!!
Dough-phelia is startinggggg!!!
January 18, 2026 at 7:10 PM
Dough-phelia is startinggggg!!!
Hey friends! Doing another fundraiser walk this year. This is the Heart Walk with the American Heart Association. Would love your support. 💗
www2.heart.org/goto/JLJBoyles
www2.heart.org/goto/JLJBoyles
January 17, 2026 at 10:17 PM
Hey friends! Doing another fundraiser walk this year. This is the Heart Walk with the American Heart Association. Would love your support. 💗
www2.heart.org/goto/JLJBoyles
www2.heart.org/goto/JLJBoyles
A post to lighten up the feed for a second and because I can't get the idea out of my head.
The perfect music video for Taylor Swift's "Opalite" would be footage of her fans/family/friends just dancing. Like this Jason Kelce dance would be PERFECT in that video.
The perfect music video for Taylor Swift's "Opalite" would be footage of her fans/family/friends just dancing. Like this Jason Kelce dance would be PERFECT in that video.
January 17, 2026 at 2:39 PM
A post to lighten up the feed for a second and because I can't get the idea out of my head.
The perfect music video for Taylor Swift's "Opalite" would be footage of her fans/family/friends just dancing. Like this Jason Kelce dance would be PERFECT in that video.
The perfect music video for Taylor Swift's "Opalite" would be footage of her fans/family/friends just dancing. Like this Jason Kelce dance would be PERFECT in that video.
Inject this into my veins immediately.
The TikTokers are talking about the Cubs winning the World Series in 2016 moved us to a fucking horrific timeline and the Bears winning the Super Bowl could take us off it. That sounds like nonsense, but BRING ME THE NONSENSE. GET US OUT OF THIS HELLSCAPE. 🐻⬇️
The TikTokers are talking about the Cubs winning the World Series in 2016 moved us to a fucking horrific timeline and the Bears winning the Super Bowl could take us off it. That sounds like nonsense, but BRING ME THE NONSENSE. GET US OUT OF THIS HELLSCAPE. 🐻⬇️
January 14, 2026 at 8:54 PM
Inject this into my veins immediately.
The TikTokers are talking about the Cubs winning the World Series in 2016 moved us to a fucking horrific timeline and the Bears winning the Super Bowl could take us off it. That sounds like nonsense, but BRING ME THE NONSENSE. GET US OUT OF THIS HELLSCAPE. 🐻⬇️
The TikTokers are talking about the Cubs winning the World Series in 2016 moved us to a fucking horrific timeline and the Bears winning the Super Bowl could take us off it. That sounds like nonsense, but BRING ME THE NONSENSE. GET US OUT OF THIS HELLSCAPE. 🐻⬇️
Who the fuck is listening to Stephen A. Smith about politics? I'd say "stick to sports," but I don't want him there either since his takes are trash.
www.buzzfeed.com/michaelabram...
www.buzzfeed.com/michaelabram...
January 14, 2026 at 7:23 PM
Who the fuck is listening to Stephen A. Smith about politics? I'd say "stick to sports," but I don't want him there either since his takes are trash.
www.buzzfeed.com/michaelabram...
www.buzzfeed.com/michaelabram...
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Absolutely crazy. What a win for the Bears.
January 11, 2026 at 4:40 AM
Absolutely crazy. What a win for the Bears.
THEY TRIED TO KILL ME IN THE PROCESS, BUT THE BEARS ADVANCED!!! YAAAAAAAAAAYYYY!!! LET'S FUCKING GO!!! BEAR DOWN!!!
January 11, 2026 at 4:44 AM
THEY TRIED TO KILL ME IN THE PROCESS, BUT THE BEARS ADVANCED!!! YAAAAAAAAAAYYYY!!! LET'S FUCKING GO!!! BEAR DOWN!!!
Here's a small break from all of *gestures wildly* with something that is currently annoying me.
I'm flying home to Minneapolis from my uncle's funeral. I was supposed to leave Little Rock at 11:37am, land in Chicago, have a quick 40-minute connection, and get back home by roughly 4pm.
(1/?)
I'm flying home to Minneapolis from my uncle's funeral. I was supposed to leave Little Rock at 11:37am, land in Chicago, have a quick 40-minute connection, and get back home by roughly 4pm.
(1/?)
January 10, 2026 at 3:06 PM
Here's a small break from all of *gestures wildly* with something that is currently annoying me.
I'm flying home to Minneapolis from my uncle's funeral. I was supposed to leave Little Rock at 11:37am, land in Chicago, have a quick 40-minute connection, and get back home by roughly 4pm.
(1/?)
I'm flying home to Minneapolis from my uncle's funeral. I was supposed to leave Little Rock at 11:37am, land in Chicago, have a quick 40-minute connection, and get back home by roughly 4pm.
(1/?)
The "if I had a nickel when [x happened], I'd have two nickels which isn't a lot, but it's weird that it happened twice" meme should be for funny and light-hearted things, not for "watching someone get murdered by 'law enforcement' on video in Minneapolis." (1/2)
January 8, 2026 at 2:43 PM
The "if I had a nickel when [x happened], I'd have two nickels which isn't a lot, but it's weird that it happened twice" meme should be for funny and light-hearted things, not for "watching someone get murdered by 'law enforcement' on video in Minneapolis." (1/2)
Love that we're just out here murdering people now. 🙄🙄🙄 Fuck ICE.
An ICE agent has fatally shot a woman in Minneapolis.
DHS claims the woman tried to run over agents, but security footage shows her trying to drive away from them.
DHS claims the woman tried to run over agents, but security footage shows her trying to drive away from them.
January 7, 2026 at 8:28 PM
Love that we're just out here murdering people now. 🙄🙄🙄 Fuck ICE.
What is the Blue Sky version of "live tweeting" called?
Did you know you can see the Gateway Arch from 34,000 feet in the almost dark? Not very visible, but I've been there before so I recognized it.
Does Chili's get Amazon Prime for NFL playoff games?
#DrunkOnAPlaneThoughts
Did you know you can see the Gateway Arch from 34,000 feet in the almost dark? Not very visible, but I've been there before so I recognized it.
Does Chili's get Amazon Prime for NFL playoff games?
#DrunkOnAPlaneThoughts
January 6, 2026 at 11:26 PM
What is the Blue Sky version of "live tweeting" called?
Did you know you can see the Gateway Arch from 34,000 feet in the almost dark? Not very visible, but I've been there before so I recognized it.
Does Chili's get Amazon Prime for NFL playoff games?
#DrunkOnAPlaneThoughts
Did you know you can see the Gateway Arch from 34,000 feet in the almost dark? Not very visible, but I've been there before so I recognized it.
Does Chili's get Amazon Prime for NFL playoff games?
#DrunkOnAPlaneThoughts
Something I learned today at the airport: you can JUMP START A PLANE. I am currently on that jump started plane flying above these fluffy ass clouds. And my brother bought me margaritas at Chili's during my layover, so your girl is flying pretty buzzed on a questionable plane. 🎉
January 6, 2026 at 11:03 PM
Something I learned today at the airport: you can JUMP START A PLANE. I am currently on that jump started plane flying above these fluffy ass clouds. And my brother bought me margaritas at Chili's during my layover, so your girl is flying pretty buzzed on a questionable plane. 🎉
This makes me so sad, but I understand. My first election in Minnesota was in 2018 when he first ran for governor. I've lived in 4 states since turning 18, and I've been the happiest and most successful in Minnesota, partly because of what Tim Walz has done here. 💗 I hope the DFL can keep this up.
Minnesota has to come first - always.
Today, I’m proud of the work we’ve done to make Minnesota the best place to live and raise kids.
I’ve decided to step out of the race and let others worry about the election while I focus on the work.
Today, I’m proud of the work we’ve done to make Minnesota the best place to live and raise kids.
I’ve decided to step out of the race and let others worry about the election while I focus on the work.
January 5, 2026 at 7:05 PM
This makes me so sad, but I understand. My first election in Minnesota was in 2018 when he first ran for governor. I've lived in 4 states since turning 18, and I've been the happiest and most successful in Minnesota, partly because of what Tim Walz has done here. 💗 I hope the DFL can keep this up.
