Alexander Jones
akodogilador.bsky.social
Alexander Jones
@akodogilador.bsky.social
GIS progammer, mathematician, Munro-bagger, Old L5R Rules Team.
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Leopard: I will eat your face

Bank analysts: Our baseline assumes no face-eating

Leopard: Chomp chomp chomp
J.P. Morgan econs on Trump’s latest are “increasingly concerned that the policy mix may tilt into an unintentionally far less business-friendly stance. The sustained 25% tariff on Canada and Mexico set to start this weekend is materially different than the tariff increases built into our baseline.”
February 1, 2025 at 5:12 PM
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This is Musk's new pinned tweet.

- It's Latin meaning "no one provokes me and gets away with it."
- He attributes it to Sulla, the Roman general who marched on Rome, named himself dictator and launched a notorious reign of terror, executing much of the city's elite.
- It's never linked to Sulla.
January 27, 2025 at 3:14 PM
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This made FIVE MILLION person-years of follow-up.

As might be expected from such a galactic level flex, the study is short, dry, and definitive.

"our study does not support that MMR vaccination increases the risk for autism."

How do you drop a mic in Danish?

www.acpjournals.org/doi/10.7326/...
Measles, Mumps, Rubella Vaccination and Autism: A Nationwide Cohort Study: Annals of Internal Medicine: Vol 170, No 8
Background: The hypothesized link between the measles, mumps, rubella (MMR) vaccine and autism continues to cause concern and challenge vaccine uptake. Objective: To evaluate whether the MMR vaccine i...
www.acpjournals.org
December 8, 2024 at 9:54 PM
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What kind of denial ridden ignorance can look at this graph and think that this isn't caused by Covid?
November 26, 2024 at 3:15 PM
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Waaaait. Just realised that I’m putting off going for a neurodivergence assessment because I’m scared they will just tell me I am actually normal and just a bit shit. Fuuuuuuuu
November 25, 2024 at 9:33 PM
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It's only right that my first post here is sharing Scotland's map of named ice gritters. You can follow where they all are in real-time.

Some favourites this year:

Sir David Attenbrrrrrr
Stone Cold Steve Frostin
Lord Coldemort
You're a blizzard, Harry

www.traffic.gov.scot/gritter-trac...
November 20, 2024 at 11:42 AM
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I'm very much in agreement with this. We hoover with our Dysons and nobody ever says, "Oh, you can't call it that! You're Dysoning." Ridiculous. We tweet on BlueSky.
This must be stopped, at all costs. If you can film a movie on a camera that has never seen celluloid, you can tweet on X, BlueSky, Threads or whatever. They are tweets and always will be
NOOOOOOO 😭
November 15, 2024 at 7:39 AM
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Hello everyone. I am now on this platform for social media. Do please repost this message so that more people can find me!
November 13, 2024 at 11:26 AM
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I continue to maintain that were he any kind of credible archaeologist, he would have been far more interested in the existence of sophisticated pre-Columbian stone-based trap technology than in some small golden idol.
November 5, 2024 at 8:46 AM
UK General Election 2024 on Independence Day; US General Election 2024 on Bonfire Night.
November 4, 2024 at 5:22 PM
So what's the verb for posting here? To Blues? To Sky? To Tweet? To Bleet?
October 18, 2024 at 6:14 AM
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In all seriousness, the main thing you need to know about Bluesky as it currently exists, is that you have to put some time into it to get something out of it. Follow people, chat, and you'll find an active community. If you just intend to broadcast, it won't get you far.
October 17, 2024 at 4:44 PM
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“There was a Japanese government review in 2010, which found that 82% of the people aged over 100 in Japan turned out to be dead. The secret to living to 110 was, don’t register your death.”
‘The data on extreme human ageing is rotten from the inside out’ – Ig Nobel winner Saul Justin Newman
Saul Newman’s research suggests that we’re completely mistaken about how long humans live for.
theconversation.com
October 15, 2024 at 10:46 AM
September 28, 2024 at 9:04 AM