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Uncle Leo
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no onions please

📍baltimore
my resolution is less food deliveries but to eat even more unhealthy manually
January 1, 2026 at 1:11 PM
pouring one out for 2025
December 31, 2025 at 4:22 PM
unreasonably excited for Greenland 2
December 30, 2025 at 1:22 AM
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Just watched the new Knives Out and I think it's really important you know that the scene in the Seminary's Gym is filmed in the same place Rick Astley filmed the music video for Never Gonna Give You Up.

I saw the window tracery and immediately made my friends pause the film so I could tell them.
December 29, 2025 at 1:11 PM
much kudos to Aaron Eckhart for consistent contribution to the mind numbing bad action movie with a silly name genre. keep pumping out champion, me and divorced dads everywhere appreciate you.
December 29, 2025 at 2:58 PM
aaron rodgers is first ballot hall fame for dudes that fumbled their good will
December 28, 2025 at 9:07 PM
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Bill Kennedy is the best 😂😂😂

#NBA
December 27, 2025 at 3:36 PM
🤔
December 25, 2025 at 2:55 AM
merry festivus to those who observe
December 23, 2025 at 1:38 PM
time to revisit a christmas classic
December 19, 2025 at 1:43 PM
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I love my two blackout drunk Minnesota sons
December 18, 2025 at 2:17 PM
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December 14, 2025 at 6:06 AM
baltimore friends, don't forgot to leave out a filet-o-fish and chocolate milkshake for trump coming to town
December 13, 2025 at 2:49 AM
December 12, 2025 at 3:50 AM
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Remember to thank Rebecda Black today for inventing Fridays, we honor her today on Black Friday
November 28, 2025 at 2:21 PM
November 27, 2025 at 7:14 PM
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Good morning to Brazilian reporter Manuela Borges, who’s been waiting eleven years for this petty moment. ❤️ 🇧🇷
November 26, 2025 at 1:04 PM
alright these are pretty gnarly if someone wants to get me an early christmas gift
November 6, 2025 at 10:50 PM
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Man Wouldn't Have Worn Costume To Work If He'd Known He Was Getting Laid Off
October 31, 2025 at 2:01 PM
October 31, 2025 at 2:38 PM
major solo activity suggestion for the fall foliage, get you an audiobook and just ride the marc train
October 25, 2025 at 4:10 PM
have you accepted Victor Wembanyama as your Lord and Savior?
October 23, 2025 at 3:00 AM
was randomly thinking about how insane it is that in elementary school in the fall we would bob for apples, a bunch of nasty kids shoving their face in a barrel is nuts. it was fun though.
October 23, 2025 at 12:27 AM
how do i make friends with people that are even considering stealing jewels from the louvre, i want in on this much more interesting life
October 22, 2025 at 5:10 PM