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Greetings! I am the Albert Gurl, call me A.G.! She/her
I'm an #artist (mostly #fanart ), writer( #fanfiction #infodump ), biology nut, speculative biologist, space lover, certified dork and neurodivergent.
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Since I so hastily put together that commission sheet, I figured I'd put up some examples of what you might get here. Alt text has explanations.
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Good morning everypawdy,
Today my mom has a headache so we’re taking care of her. The best thing for a headache is purrs and maybe some of Pudding’s biscuits too. I’m in charge of the purr schedule. I’ll be sure she has non-stop purrs until her headache is gone.
~ Olive 🫒

#catsofbluesky
December 2, 2025 at 3:30 PM
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Label your NSFW

Label your NSFW

Label your NSFW

Label your NSFW

Label your NSFW
November 7, 2025 at 2:07 PM
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December 2, 2025 at 6:00 PM
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December 2, 2025 at 11:22 AM
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🏴315!

Last day! It's been 8 days and I haven't spent a dime. Going to finish strong!

www.themassblackout.com
Home | Mass Blackout
The Mass Blackout is a nationwide economic resistance, coordinated across aligned organizations and grassroots movements as a collective refusal to participate in a system that profits off our pain, e...
www.themassblackout.com
December 2, 2025 at 10:02 AM
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TFW you purge another AI "enhancement" that was foisted on you.
December 2, 2025 at 5:35 AM
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here's an updated guide on how to remove all of the AI from Firefox
November 22, 2025 at 8:53 PM
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“AI is clearly sticking around so you have to get used to it” wrong. I don’t have to get used to shit. I am a practiced hater and I can keep this going for decades if I am required to
December 1, 2025 at 11:29 PM
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December 2, 2025 at 6:37 AM
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TRANSMISSION RECEIVED :: SECTOR 2-1
TODAY'S MENU INCLUDES GLORPBURGERS, SMISH N PIPS, FOOGY, AND PILK.

#Horizonauts #indieanimation #conceptart
November 25, 2024 at 3:54 PM
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Wait, wait.

Netflix is going to take on massive debt to purchase Warner Bros?

Like did you not see AOL, AT&T and Discovery all step on that exact same rake or were you just not paying attention?
Warner Bros. Gets Mostly Cash Netflix Offer in New Round of Bids
Warner Bros. Discovery Inc. was fielding a second round of bids on Monday, including a mostly cash offer from Netflix Inc., in an auction that could wrap up in the coming days or weeks, according to p...
www.bloomberg.com
December 1, 2025 at 10:28 PM
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Mah!
December 27, 2024 at 8:59 PM
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WAHT?!
December 26, 2024 at 8:43 PM
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If Paypal asks for your opinion, you do NOT say it was NSFW or a commission! Spread the word, because we need to innoculate ourselves to this paypro bullshit.
Apparently P*ypal now asks for customer opinions on accounts sending invoices.
If you are paying an invoice to a nsfw artist, do NOT mention NSFW in any way, keep it blank even. you risk both your account and the artists.
November 20, 2025 at 12:00 AM
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Going my way? 🐸
December 1, 2025 at 9:23 PM
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Amazon has seemingly removed the Banana Fish AI dub, likely in response to the vocal outcry

It should be noted that they can remove this AI dub, or all of their AI dubs

But they can’t remove the fact that they chose to try to do it in the first place.
The only thing less human than these AI dub performances is the decision to sign off on them

A company this big can pay human actors a decent wage, not produce slop that intentionally removes the human element.
December 1, 2025 at 10:50 PM
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this is going to be a fucking shitshow, lmao
Costco sues the Trump administration, seeking a refund of tariffs
The wholesaler is the latest company to file a lawsuit against a federal agency over the president's signature economic policy.
www.nbcnews.com
December 1, 2025 at 11:22 PM
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Oxford University Press has announced its word of the year for 2025: "rage bait."
December 1, 2025 at 8:57 PM
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From the newspaper owned by Jeff Bezos.
December 1, 2025 at 4:35 PM
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i finished playing final fantasy 9 for the first time recently! wonderful game
December 2, 2025 at 2:35 AM
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Congress is attempting to fast track KOSA and more than a dozen bills that would restrict internet access, censor speech and increase surveillance under the guise of protecting children.

Committee hearings begin tomorrow.
Lawmakers to consider 19 bills for childproofing the internet
KOSA is back, along with more than a dozen other bills that will erode free speech and privacy in the name of protecting kids.
reason.com
December 2, 2025 at 1:17 AM
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DO SOMETHING ABOUT THIS
Congress is attempting to fast track KOSA and more than a dozen bills that would restrict internet access, censor speech and increase surveillance under the guise of protecting children.

Committee hearings begin tomorrow.
Lawmakers to consider 19 bills for childproofing the internet
KOSA is back, along with more than a dozen other bills that will erode free speech and privacy in the name of protecting kids.
reason.com
December 2, 2025 at 2:42 AM
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Do you like my nature illustrations? Do you know what started my journey on them? How I learned to draw backgrounds and plants? By hiking through Wisconsin state parks and nature reserves. This shit is so fucking personal. Please show up.
December 2, 2025 at 2:10 AM
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Thank you for Garn47, Floombo!
#garnvember #art #artchallenge #garn47
December 1, 2025 at 2:37 AM
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Please call if you can! We want them to know they're having this hearing in the shadow of our vehement disapproval
#SaveSpeech

tomorrow December 2nd, the Energy+Commerce Committee is having a hearing on a package of "online child safety" bills

A number of these bills are pro-censorship and surveillance

please call their office and tell them these bill;s are dangerous and unpopular! script below!
December 1, 2025 at 6:57 PM