Alexis Allen
@alexismallen.bsky.social
Friend to cats, A+ aunt, enthusiast, a part of the universal problem of all things.
I can’t stop laughing about this. 😂
When you discover a year-old potato in the back of the pantry cupboard:
June 21, 2025 at 4:13 PM
I can’t stop laughing about this. 😂
The problem with training AI on this “corpus of human knowledge” or that is merely Biblical. You know? What books get in, which are apocryphal, what’s heretical. Men deciding what you believe again.
June 21, 2025 at 1:35 PM
The problem with training AI on this “corpus of human knowledge” or that is merely Biblical. You know? What books get in, which are apocryphal, what’s heretical. Men deciding what you believe again.
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This thread should get a comedy award. There’s so much material! The jokes are unending!
Sure you can. By growing/hunting/farming your own. Shame we have to make a return to that, but here we all are regardless.
Upton Sinclair. The Jungle. It was required reading in highschool for the generation currently dismantling the American Republic.
Upton Sinclair. The Jungle. It was required reading in highschool for the generation currently dismantling the American Republic.
May 1, 2025 at 8:15 PM
This thread should get a comedy award. There’s so much material! The jokes are unending!
Are we not done with gingham? …Is there anything more we can say with gingham? Has it not run its course? What is left? What is there remaining to be found. Show me a secret revealed by gingham. It’s so exhausted it’s not even ironic. It’s not even good enough for cottage core.
March 28, 2025 at 12:40 AM
Are we not done with gingham? …Is there anything more we can say with gingham? Has it not run its course? What is left? What is there remaining to be found. Show me a secret revealed by gingham. It’s so exhausted it’s not even ironic. It’s not even good enough for cottage core.
Here’s an idea: if you’re spending $10 on eggs anyway, splurge for the ones laid by happy chickens. Or do without. Don’t pay $10 for chicken misery.
March 11, 2025 at 12:49 AM
Here’s an idea: if you’re spending $10 on eggs anyway, splurge for the ones laid by happy chickens. Or do without. Don’t pay $10 for chicken misery.
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Girls please stop wearing Harley Davidson shirts if you don’t listen to his music
March 1, 2025 at 12:50 PM
Girls please stop wearing Harley Davidson shirts if you don’t listen to his music
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Ive said it before but Ill say it again
Gardening is a lot of fun and growing things is nice but also you learn a valuable lesson which is:
I would absolutely starve to death if I needed to grow all of my own food
Gardening is a lot of fun and growing things is nice but also you learn a valuable lesson which is:
I would absolutely starve to death if I needed to grow all of my own food
February 21, 2025 at 5:43 PM
Ive said it before but Ill say it again
Gardening is a lot of fun and growing things is nice but also you learn a valuable lesson which is:
I would absolutely starve to death if I needed to grow all of my own food
Gardening is a lot of fun and growing things is nice but also you learn a valuable lesson which is:
I would absolutely starve to death if I needed to grow all of my own food
@jonkimball.bsky.social SO excited you brought the Zizian topic to EPM and was even more excited to get the news that Ziz is arrested from one of my favorite podcasts! You know she faked her own death and skipped town last time, right? It’s a worthy rabbit hole.
February 20, 2025 at 1:41 AM
@jonkimball.bsky.social SO excited you brought the Zizian topic to EPM and was even more excited to get the news that Ziz is arrested from one of my favorite podcasts! You know she faked her own death and skipped town last time, right? It’s a worthy rabbit hole.
I also liked his pants and his jacket!
my rural local news put up a post asking what people thought of the halftime show and this little old white lady commented “I didn’t get it but I’m old. I hope the young people had fun. I liked his pants and his jacket. 💕”
February 11, 2025 at 12:25 AM
I also liked his pants and his jacket!
Jitterbug Perfume. 👍🏼
February 11, 2025 at 12:14 AM
Jitterbug Perfume. 👍🏼
On a brighter note, was remembering Bioshock fondly today—remember the tape recorders? Magical game.
February 6, 2025 at 1:26 AM
On a brighter note, was remembering Bioshock fondly today—remember the tape recorders? Magical game.
Boring.
Kanye West and his naked wife, Bianca Censori were escorted out of the Grammy Awards tonight after showing up uninvited.
February 3, 2025 at 2:02 AM
Boring.
Listen, I know what you’re going to say, but I don’t know if I can justify the expense of an XBox console upgrade at this age. I just… it’s crazy.
February 3, 2025 at 1:54 AM
Listen, I know what you’re going to say, but I don’t know if I can justify the expense of an XBox console upgrade at this age. I just… it’s crazy.
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my cat and i both talked about it and no we don’t think i’m crazy.
January 31, 2025 at 4:10 PM
my cat and i both talked about it and no we don’t think i’m crazy.
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Important cat business. You wouldn’t understand. Photo from my collection, 1972.
January 29, 2025 at 10:51 PM
Important cat business. You wouldn’t understand. Photo from my collection, 1972.
I am not motivated and not sleeping well. After beating myself up about it for a couple days (as one does), I decided that it's mostly seasonal: that, like a garden, I have unexpected frosts and shady parts. But, you know, one needs to work, so up now, come on, pip pip.
January 27, 2025 at 5:42 PM
I am not motivated and not sleeping well. After beating myself up about it for a couple days (as one does), I decided that it's mostly seasonal: that, like a garden, I have unexpected frosts and shady parts. But, you know, one needs to work, so up now, come on, pip pip.
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Cats are capable of freakishly silent stealth. Why the fuck can I hear them licking themselves from 10 yards away
January 26, 2025 at 3:31 PM
Cats are capable of freakishly silent stealth. Why the fuck can I hear them licking themselves from 10 yards away