Bring this energy with you int 2026 (yes this is a threat)

He did it! 💯

Debuting my latest Muppet replica tonight, my new Robin build! I took Kermit outside for his pics so it made sense to take Robin outside as well... though I did end up with a frosty butt thanks to forgetting to wear my snowpants. But sitting in some snow was worth it to get these fun shots.

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me explaining daylight saving time to the cat

The nitrogen in our DNA, the calcium in our teeth, the iron in our blood, the carbon in our apple pies were made in the interiors of collapsing stars. We are made of starstuff.

I don't have allergies but there's so much pollen in the air that's making my eye twitch constantly and I want to throw myself off a building. Please advise

I've had a lot of new follows the past days which means there's a lot of people who don't know they used to call me The Drift King back in college. Please share this message to save a life immediately

Ok folks, there's a massive winter storm 🌨️ about ready to hit the Midwest that will present the perfect opportunity to capture 'Sneckdown' photos in your city.

📸 @mass.streetsblog.org

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happy new year

WE DID IT!!! 69 FOLLOWERS!!!

Some folks are pretty good seeing things coming.

Did y’all hear about Oxygen and Magnesium getting together?

OMg.

It's so weird getting your driver's license in your twenties and experiencing all of the freedoms of a high school teen

I was a big fan of women this year

Imma need some of you to think about thriving out of spite. I had big plans for 2025 and I’m definitely not gonna pre-derail them for likes of Elin and Tromp. I’m getting more involved. Loving harder. Writing hornier. Having more fun. I’m gonna be so kind to my neighbors, bitch.

Hello friends