Allan
@allan807.bsky.social
Grumpy old man. Mostly harmless. I am a conservative. I abandoned the Conservatives when they abandoned the progressives.
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🎯"Your elected president is a megalomaniac dictator and it's your fucking responsibility to stop him."
January 5, 2026 at 11:31 PM
🎯"Your elected president is a megalomaniac dictator and it's your fucking responsibility to stop him."
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Release the Unredacted and unedited Epstein Files.
January 6, 2026 at 3:28 AM
Release the Unredacted and unedited Epstein Files.
Donald Trump is still a child rapist. And a fucking moron.
January 6, 2026 at 5:48 PM
Donald Trump is still a child rapist. And a fucking moron.
Hey Danielle, your friend and Dear Leader Donald is about to replace Alberta heavy crude with Venezuelan heavy crude.
Thanks Danielle.
Thanks Danielle.
January 3, 2026 at 10:22 PM
Hey Danielle, your friend and Dear Leader Donald is about to replace Alberta heavy crude with Venezuelan heavy crude.
Thanks Danielle.
Thanks Danielle.
The difference between the President of Honduras and the President of Venezuela is that the President of Honduras paid Donald Trump's extortion.
January 3, 2026 at 9:57 PM
The difference between the President of Honduras and the President of Venezuela is that the President of Honduras paid Donald Trump's extortion.
Danielle Smith campaigned on reducing red tape.
Danielle Smith's government reduces financial transfers to municipal governments with every new budget.
Now, Danielle Smith wants to create a provincial bureaucracy for monitoring municipal water systems.
Danielle Smith is an idiot.
Danielle Smith's government reduces financial transfers to municipal governments with every new budget.
Now, Danielle Smith wants to create a provincial bureaucracy for monitoring municipal water systems.
Danielle Smith is an idiot.
January 3, 2026 at 7:12 PM
Danielle Smith campaigned on reducing red tape.
Danielle Smith's government reduces financial transfers to municipal governments with every new budget.
Now, Danielle Smith wants to create a provincial bureaucracy for monitoring municipal water systems.
Danielle Smith is an idiot.
Danielle Smith's government reduces financial transfers to municipal governments with every new budget.
Now, Danielle Smith wants to create a provincial bureaucracy for monitoring municipal water systems.
Danielle Smith is an idiot.
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December 29, 2025 at 12:34 AM
Donald Trump delayed attacks on Nigeria by one day so that he could deliver them a "present" on christmas day. He still expects to receive the Nobel Peace Prize.
December 27, 2025 at 10:20 PM
Donald Trump delayed attacks on Nigeria by one day so that he could deliver them a "present" on christmas day. He still expects to receive the Nobel Peace Prize.
Donald Trump was hoping the pedophile talk would end when he had Jeffrey Epstein unalived.
December 27, 2025 at 10:17 PM
Donald Trump was hoping the pedophile talk would end when he had Jeffrey Epstein unalived.
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🇨🇦🇨🇦 The greatest threat to world peace and stability now is the United States…
December 24, 2025 at 9:09 PM
🇨🇦🇨🇦 The greatest threat to world peace and stability now is the United States…
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We regularly invite Cranky Old Lady from across the street for lunch. She loves the house, food and the kids. But she can't resist fingering the little gold crucifix around her neck and pointing out something Jesus never said. Today it was my Son who replied thusly.
She smiled and asked for seconds.
She smiled and asked for seconds.
December 23, 2025 at 7:20 PM
We regularly invite Cranky Old Lady from across the street for lunch. She loves the house, food and the kids. But she can't resist fingering the little gold crucifix around her neck and pointing out something Jesus never said. Today it was my Son who replied thusly.
She smiled and asked for seconds.
She smiled and asked for seconds.
I may be paraphrasing, but Donald Trump said "Rob Reiner didn't like me and deserved to die".
December 16, 2025 at 12:46 AM
I may be paraphrasing, but Donald Trump said "Rob Reiner didn't like me and deserved to die".
A person who hates Canada as much as Pierre Poilievre should never be elected Prime Minister.
December 14, 2025 at 8:34 PM
A person who hates Canada as much as Pierre Poilievre should never be elected Prime Minister.
Danielle Smith's UCP government is adding to legislation clauses that "protects ministers from political activism".
In reality, it is to protect ministers from ACCOUNTABILITY.
In reality, it is to protect ministers from ACCOUNTABILITY.
December 9, 2025 at 11:58 PM
Danielle Smith's UCP government is adding to legislation clauses that "protects ministers from political activism".
In reality, it is to protect ministers from ACCOUNTABILITY.
In reality, it is to protect ministers from ACCOUNTABILITY.
Pete "kill them all" Hegseth is a mass murderer. Donald "shit for brains" Trump is his accomplice.
December 8, 2025 at 5:14 AM
Pete "kill them all" Hegseth is a mass murderer. Donald "shit for brains" Trump is his accomplice.
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“Ah, just one more thing, sir. You’re blowing up those boats, saying they’re filled with drugs headed for the US. But then you go and pardon the guy who brought in 400 tons of cocaine. That’s billions of doses. Help me understand that.”
November 30, 2025 at 3:25 AM
“Ah, just one more thing, sir. You’re blowing up those boats, saying they’re filled with drugs headed for the US. But then you go and pardon the guy who brought in 400 tons of cocaine. That’s billions of doses. Help me understand that.”
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Shit-for-brains Donald Trump is very proud of his new bathroom.
November 4, 2025 at 9:20 PM
Shit-for-brains Donald Trump is very proud of his new bathroom.
It's so obvious. The Republican GOP healthcare plan is to end all public funding of healthcare, including research.
November 3, 2025 at 1:26 AM
It's so obvious. The Republican GOP healthcare plan is to end all public funding of healthcare, including research.
Who could have possibly foreseen that $MELANIA Trump's cryptocurrency was worthless when it launched? It boggles the mind. 🤷♂️
October 22, 2025 at 10:07 PM
Who could have possibly foreseen that $MELANIA Trump's cryptocurrency was worthless when it launched? It boggles the mind. 🤷♂️
Donald Trump is giving Argentina $40 BILLION USD, and is considering buying beef from them, because "he likes the president".
America First MAGA, how does that make you feel?
MAGA now means Make Argentina Great Again
They're all MORONS
America First MAGA, how does that make you feel?
MAGA now means Make Argentina Great Again
They're all MORONS
October 20, 2025 at 5:04 PM
Donald Trump is giving Argentina $40 BILLION USD, and is considering buying beef from them, because "he likes the president".
America First MAGA, how does that make you feel?
MAGA now means Make Argentina Great Again
They're all MORONS
America First MAGA, how does that make you feel?
MAGA now means Make Argentina Great Again
They're all MORONS
Can we all start calling Trump's Whitehouse ballroom "Trump's Folly". I think that would really annoy him.
October 15, 2025 at 7:19 PM
Can we all start calling Trump's Whitehouse ballroom "Trump's Folly". I think that would really annoy him.
Just to be a nonconformist, I eat the red ones first.
October 15, 2025 at 7:11 PM
Just to be a nonconformist, I eat the red ones first.