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If Frankenstein is the guy that makes the monster, then I'd rather see a movie about the monster instead
December 10, 2025 at 3:49 PM
If Frankenstein is the guy that makes the monster, then I'd rather see a movie about the monster instead
Alan Twodick is how you pronounce his name but, what if I were to tell you, that that is not how it's spelled...
I'm Allen P. Williams and we'll be uncovering this and other truths on tonight's Bad Shitty Show That Fucking Sucks
I'm Allen P. Williams and we'll be uncovering this and other truths on tonight's Bad Shitty Show That Fucking Sucks
December 10, 2025 at 6:29 AM
Alan Twodick is how you pronounce his name but, what if I were to tell you, that that is not how it's spelled...
I'm Allen P. Williams and we'll be uncovering this and other truths on tonight's Bad Shitty Show That Fucking Sucks
I'm Allen P. Williams and we'll be uncovering this and other truths on tonight's Bad Shitty Show That Fucking Sucks
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fuck you the grinch
October 8, 2024 at 7:00 PM
fuck you the grinch
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Pouring one out for the homies (dropping an excedrin under the fridge)
December 6, 2025 at 12:36 PM
Pouring one out for the homies (dropping an excedrin under the fridge)
whoa murder is just redrum backwards from the Steven King movie the shining where Jack nickelson plays the bad guy
December 8, 2025 at 3:18 AM
whoa murder is just redrum backwards from the Steven King movie the shining where Jack nickelson plays the bad guy
This is a selfie with The Grinch
December 7, 2025 at 1:26 PM
This is a selfie with The Grinch
These fuckin Scrubs guys are always trying to show me about Scrubs I'm so sick of this
December 7, 2025 at 5:45 AM
These fuckin Scrubs guys are always trying to show me about Scrubs I'm so sick of this
Christmas is that time of year where December 25th
December 7, 2025 at 4:44 AM
Christmas is that time of year where December 25th
Jim Doorison is what it should've been dangit
December 5, 2025 at 10:10 AM
Jim Doorison is what it should've been dangit
Would you know my name
If I saw you 67
Would it be the same
If I saw you 67
I must be strong
And carry on
'Cause I know I don't belong
Here 67
If I saw you 67
Would it be the same
If I saw you 67
I must be strong
And carry on
'Cause I know I don't belong
Here 67
December 5, 2025 at 4:37 AM
Would you know my name
If I saw you 67
Would it be the same
If I saw you 67
I must be strong
And carry on
'Cause I know I don't belong
Here 67
If I saw you 67
Would it be the same
If I saw you 67
I must be strong
And carry on
'Cause I know I don't belong
Here 67
You've heard of elf on the shelf now get ready for owl in a towel but it's just a picture of a owl in a towel and it doesn't say it so you have to figure it out like a riddle or solve it like a puzzle or solve it like a riddle
December 4, 2025 at 11:16 PM
You've heard of elf on the shelf now get ready for owl in a towel but it's just a picture of a owl in a towel and it doesn't say it so you have to figure it out like a riddle or solve it like a puzzle or solve it like a riddle
Oh my god this is so embarrassing. I just realized. Fourth of July has hot dogs also.
Fourth of July has hamburgers. Christmas has ham. Halloween has candy. I feel like we should do a food for Thanksgiving next.
December 4, 2025 at 10:27 PM
Oh my god this is so embarrassing. I just realized. Fourth of July has hot dogs also.
Jury's still out on Ridged Mountain Dew. Yay or nay? We'll see.
December 4, 2025 at 1:42 AM
Jury's still out on Ridged Mountain Dew. Yay or nay? We'll see.
Throw away your plates and bowls! It's only cups from now on.
December 3, 2025 at 9:07 AM
Throw away your plates and bowls! It's only cups from now on.
Fourth of July has hamburgers. Christmas has ham. Halloween has candy. I feel like we should do a food for Thanksgiving next.
December 3, 2025 at 4:52 AM
Fourth of July has hamburgers. Christmas has ham. Halloween has candy. I feel like we should do a food for Thanksgiving next.
If I ever run into The Grinch, I'll just ask him for a selfie. No autograph necessary.
December 1, 2025 at 2:59 PM
If I ever run into The Grinch, I'll just ask him for a selfie. No autograph necessary.
I would watch Young Sheldon if they aged him up a little
December 1, 2025 at 4:36 AM
I would watch Young Sheldon if they aged him up a little
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I touched Jay Leno’s Tonight Show money
November 29, 2025 at 11:06 PM
I touched Jay Leno’s Tonight Show money
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"oh, don't forget to highlight, in bright red, the two-letter word in the tagline! the two letter word that's kind of the whole point of this clever ad campaign! the two letter word that links this show to the horror movie of the same name!"
"no problem boss. i'm on it"
"no problem boss. i'm on it"
November 29, 2025 at 8:51 PM
"oh, don't forget to highlight, in bright red, the two-letter word in the tagline! the two letter word that's kind of the whole point of this clever ad campaign! the two letter word that links this show to the horror movie of the same name!"
"no problem boss. i'm on it"
"no problem boss. i'm on it"
Terrorism isn't "in" as much lately
November 30, 2025 at 10:47 PM
Terrorism isn't "in" as much lately
Well, it's official: spring has sprunged!
November 30, 2025 at 10:05 PM
Well, it's official: spring has sprunged!