Allison 🌸
@allieswan0910.bsky.social
MPLS - MILF Status - into "trad wife" hobbies but in a "fuck the system" sort of way - sourdough bread
🍞🌞🧚♀️♍️🌸🤱🏽🐈⬛️🌛✨️🏳️🌈💖
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maybe i'm the problem
Billie Eilish - TV (Official Lyric Video)
YouTube video by Billie Eilish
youtu.be
October 8, 2025 at 1:27 PM
maybe i'm the problem
Our streak on snap died and neither of us cared to revive it.
Do I just leave or...?
Do I just leave or...?
August 8, 2025 at 1:32 PM
Our streak on snap died and neither of us cared to revive it.
Do I just leave or...?
Do I just leave or...?
A woman will be like "my stomach cramps and have explosive diarrhea" and a man will have the audacity to look her in the eyes and still ask if she's "DTF?!?"
August 4, 2025 at 1:45 PM
A woman will be like "my stomach cramps and have explosive diarrhea" and a man will have the audacity to look her in the eyes and still ask if she's "DTF?!?"
Growing up for me is learning how to not be a gremlin that lives off of bong rips and boxed wine and learning how to actually be a responsible woman
July 21, 2025 at 4:20 PM
Growing up for me is learning how to not be a gremlin that lives off of bong rips and boxed wine and learning how to actually be a responsible woman
I want more Leon Thomas 🤝🏽 Freddie Gibbs remixes.
Please and THANK YOU. 😤
Please and THANK YOU. 😤
July 20, 2025 at 6:42 PM
I want more Leon Thomas 🤝🏽 Freddie Gibbs remixes.
Please and THANK YOU. 😤
Please and THANK YOU. 😤
My arachnophobia has me feeling guilty over the tiny lives it has taken
July 16, 2025 at 1:58 AM
My arachnophobia has me feeling guilty over the tiny lives it has taken
I'm half way through the first track of the new Justin Bieber album but its giving a "cry for help" but maybe thats just me
July 11, 2025 at 10:22 PM
I'm half way through the first track of the new Justin Bieber album but its giving a "cry for help" but maybe thats just me
I'm taking it as a sign to leave my hair alone. I've tried to color it black twice now, and it just doesn't hold? Except where my hair was previously processed. But at the roots? Nah. But, coincidentally, its really close to my natural color when its all said and done.
So, yeah, its a sign.
Right?
So, yeah, its a sign.
Right?
July 8, 2025 at 1:31 AM
I'm taking it as a sign to leave my hair alone. I've tried to color it black twice now, and it just doesn't hold? Except where my hair was previously processed. But at the roots? Nah. But, coincidentally, its really close to my natural color when its all said and done.
So, yeah, its a sign.
Right?
So, yeah, its a sign.
Right?
Phil Collins had me crying at 9:30 AM...
July 1, 2025 at 12:43 PM
Phil Collins had me crying at 9:30 AM...
Reposted by Allison 🌸
Pride ~
“It takes courage to grow up and become who you really are.”
– E.E. Cummings
#PrideMonth #Pride #Rainbow
“It takes courage to grow up and become who you really are.”
– E.E. Cummings
#PrideMonth #Pride #Rainbow
June 3, 2025 at 2:19 PM
Pride ~
“It takes courage to grow up and become who you really are.”
– E.E. Cummings
#PrideMonth #Pride #Rainbow
“It takes courage to grow up and become who you really are.”
– E.E. Cummings
#PrideMonth #Pride #Rainbow
Reposted by Allison 🌸
Lake Superior sunset, Keweenaw Peninsula.
June 3, 2025 at 1:52 PM
Lake Superior sunset, Keweenaw Peninsula.
Reposted by Allison 🌸
Tips For Preventing And Treating Tick Bites
theonion.com/tips-fo...
theonion.com/tips-fo...
June 2, 2025 at 4:00 PM
Tips For Preventing And Treating Tick Bites
theonion.com/tips-fo...
theonion.com/tips-fo...
Reposted by Allison 🌸
Walgreens Unveils New Line Of Shrink-Wrapped Sandwiches To Grab When Something Has Gone Horribly, Horribly Wrong theonion.com/walgree...
June 2, 2025 at 2:00 PM
Walgreens Unveils New Line Of Shrink-Wrapped Sandwiches To Grab When Something Has Gone Horribly, Horribly Wrong theonion.com/walgree...
Reposted by Allison 🌸
Reposted by Allison 🌸
RFK Jr. just claimed again that MMR vaccines contain “aborted fetus debris”.
This is a lie.
This is a lie.
May 14, 2025 at 6:39 PM
RFK Jr. just claimed again that MMR vaccines contain “aborted fetus debris”.
This is a lie.
This is a lie.
Reposted by Allison 🌸
new pope!
*crowd goes wild*
American pope!
*crowd boos*
woke for an American!
*crowd goes wild*
bad on protecting abusive priests!
*crowd boos*
hates JD Vance!
*crowd goes wild*
*crowd goes wild*
American pope!
*crowd boos*
woke for an American!
*crowd goes wild*
bad on protecting abusive priests!
*crowd boos*
hates JD Vance!
*crowd goes wild*
May 8, 2025 at 5:33 PM
new pope!
*crowd goes wild*
American pope!
*crowd boos*
woke for an American!
*crowd goes wild*
bad on protecting abusive priests!
*crowd boos*
hates JD Vance!
*crowd goes wild*
*crowd goes wild*
American pope!
*crowd boos*
woke for an American!
*crowd goes wild*
bad on protecting abusive priests!
*crowd boos*
hates JD Vance!
*crowd goes wild*
Reposted by Allison 🌸
we're gonna keep appointing new, increasingly more vance-hostile popes until he converts back to protestantism
May 8, 2025 at 5:51 PM
we're gonna keep appointing new, increasingly more vance-hostile popes until he converts back to protestantism
Matcha 🤝🏽 Mango 🫶🏽 🥭🍵🤤😍
May 2, 2025 at 7:54 PM
Matcha 🤝🏽 Mango 🫶🏽 🥭🍵🤤😍
I just wanna be a barista and make cute little gay drinks and make enough to live thanks
April 28, 2025 at 8:08 PM
I just wanna be a barista and make cute little gay drinks and make enough to live thanks
🥀
Valentine's Day (Shameful)
YouTube video by Kehlani - Topic
music.youtube.com
April 25, 2025 at 10:33 PM
🥀
We're friends fr if I snap you while poopin' 😙💩🤎
April 25, 2025 at 7:20 PM
We're friends fr if I snap you while poopin' 😙💩🤎
"You can be the best version of yourself when you have boundaries."
~Jessie Reyez
~Jessie Reyez
April 25, 2025 at 7:17 PM
"You can be the best version of yourself when you have boundaries."
~Jessie Reyez
~Jessie Reyez
I wish, and really pray, for straight men to understand dressing for the female gaze and what that actually entails.
I'm not going to explain it or myself.
Hope this helps. 🫶🏽
I'm not going to explain it or myself.
Hope this helps. 🫶🏽
April 23, 2025 at 10:29 PM
I wish, and really pray, for straight men to understand dressing for the female gaze and what that actually entails.
I'm not going to explain it or myself.
Hope this helps. 🫶🏽
I'm not going to explain it or myself.
Hope this helps. 🫶🏽