Alli Walker-Hicks
banner
allihicks.bsky.social
Alli Walker-Hicks
@allihicks.bsky.social
I need a space to scream my thoughts into the void 💕
Owner @gemcitybakehouse.bsky.social
Founder @handmadedayton.bsky.social
Pinned
In the midst of the madness, I learned that I could become an ordained minister for free.

So I did that and I’ve been annoying my husband with “watch your tone when you’re speaking to a member of the clergy” ever since.
This scene from B99 is how my brain has been since Saturday. My dad doesn’t want to meet my baby at the hospital but invited himself to our house (we’ve said no visitors already) then said it wasn’t about me, it’s only about the baby.

I’ve been fuming ever since.
a man in a white shirt and tie is standing in a doorway with a group of people and says bone ?
ALT: a man in a white shirt and tie is standing in a doorway with a group of people and says bone ?
media.tenor.com
June 16, 2025 at 5:47 PM
I swear that my baby knows their mom is anxious.

The first ultrasound, I saw them as soon as they got the wand in place.

Today, the nurse said it might take a minute to find the heartbeat & bam, heard it as soon as she put the Doppler on me.

She said the baby knew I didn’t need more stress 😂
March 13, 2025 at 11:38 PM
My favorite thing to do is tell my conservative family that my baby is currently a they/them because they don’t have genitalia yet 😂
March 5, 2025 at 2:24 PM
Why don’t people have more kids? It’s expensive even before we have them. This is the bill, after insurance, for our first ultrasound (just 1). And some people need more than 2 during their pregnancy.
February 28, 2025 at 4:01 PM
Telling our parents and siblings that I’m pregnant has been so much fun. All the shock and surprise has been cracking me up.

Also this is the first social media to know, we’re waiting a couple more weeks to announce it on the big socials
February 23, 2025 at 10:16 PM
Reposted by Alli Walker-Hicks
from “Parable of the Talents” by Octavia Butler
February 16, 2025 at 2:28 PM
People commenting on videos showing all the floods in Kentucky and WV:
“Anyone else think this isn’t the result of global warming, but it’s actually weather manipulation”

Yikes on bikes.
Huh David Rose GIF
ALT: Huh David Rose GIF
media.tenor.com
February 16, 2025 at 7:30 PM
Reposted by Alli Walker-Hicks
1/29: First plane crash in 16 years in DC
1/31: Crash in Philly
2/5: Delta flight struck in Seattle
2/6: Flight wrecks in Alaska
2/10: Crash in Scottsdale
2/12: Military jet crashes in San Diego
2/16: Crash in Covington, GA

7 crashes since the WH congratulated itself for “restoring aviation safety”
February 16, 2025 at 3:01 PM
I just know that Karoline Leavitt cries in her car after work every single day.
February 13, 2025 at 3:57 PM
Reposted by Alli Walker-Hicks
⚪️ Evangelicals mad because Kendrick showed how easy it is to call out predators on stage but they won’t do it.
February 12, 2025 at 3:29 PM
Reposted by Alli Walker-Hicks
Snoop and Tom Brady: say no to hate

Kendrick: actually
February 10, 2025 at 1:51 AM
Reposted by Alli Walker-Hicks
Current Vice President urges they ignore the federal courts but don’t you dare call them fascists.
February 9, 2025 at 6:33 PM
I’m convinced this game is karma for Travis Kelce since he said it’d be an honor having Trump at the game.
February 10, 2025 at 12:44 AM
The NFL is appealing to dead beat dads tonight by having Brad Pitt and Tom Cruise deliver their monologues before the game.
February 9, 2025 at 11:41 PM
My goal is to flip off Trump every time he’s on my screen tonight.

Already gave him 1 bird.
February 9, 2025 at 11:29 PM
Reposted by Alli Walker-Hicks
Weak men cannot compromise. Weak men cannot build consensus. Weak men think that leadership means force. Weak men build nothing that lasts.
February 8, 2025 at 6:57 PM
My husband just finished day 2 of a 3 day fishing expo. After dinner he said he was going to play a game on the Xbox and asked me not to talk to him.

I get it bc I ask him not to talk to me after busy markets.

This is why we’re soup snakes.
February 9, 2025 at 1:27 AM
If churches did what the Bible told them to do then we wouldn’t need the government to become the church.
February 7, 2025 at 1:42 PM
Reposted by Alli Walker-Hicks
Elon Musk is a terrible president.
February 3, 2025 at 10:34 PM
Reposted by Alli Walker-Hicks
Trump: Your wealth must be sacrificed for the greater good.

Boy, this is starting to sound very National socialisty
February 2, 2025 at 9:26 PM
This is the first time TikTok has denied my appeal when I’m bullying a MAGA person
February 2, 2025 at 9:30 PM
I created a facebook account to run my business pages and Meta is pushing so much right-wing content to my feeds. I keep marking “not interested” and it just gets worse.

I’m about just get rid of Facebook all together because between Zuck the Cuck’s bootlicking & the uncontrollable spam on events
February 1, 2025 at 1:45 PM
Reposted by Alli Walker-Hicks
For years the 2A loons told us they were stockpiling for when the government turns against its people.

Well, what are they waiting for?
February 1, 2025 at 1:22 PM
Reposted by Alli Walker-Hicks
I honestly believe our most powerful position in a toxic time that feeds on cynicism, apathy,& despair is to genuinely care and act for a better world.

Cynicism is our enemy. We should check it, incl. on the left. It’s not intellectually superior. It’s the virus they’re trying to infect us with. NO
January 31, 2025 at 7:04 PM
I made sure @sugarcamp.bsky.social’s “Resist, Persist, Dissent” banana was front & center when I went on our local TV station yesterday. Viewers might not be able to read it, but I liked having it there.
February 1, 2025 at 12:20 PM