allison
@allisonclark.bsky.social
serial hobbyist (currently sewing!) and pop culture junkie, amongst other titles
I didn't realize how much I took two functioning legs for granted until I rolled my ankle so bad my foot fractured in Friday. At minimum, I will be off it for six weeks.
Just the exact thing I want to be dealing with a week before a solo flight across the country with two kids. 🙃
Just the exact thing I want to be dealing with a week before a solo flight across the country with two kids. 🙃
July 21, 2025 at 12:58 AM
I didn't realize how much I took two functioning legs for granted until I rolled my ankle so bad my foot fractured in Friday. At minimum, I will be off it for six weeks.
Just the exact thing I want to be dealing with a week before a solo flight across the country with two kids. 🙃
Just the exact thing I want to be dealing with a week before a solo flight across the country with two kids. 🙃
If the post-episode commentary isn't coming from a woman getting ready for bed in her silk bonnet, I do not want it. Truly. #loveislandusa
July 9, 2025 at 5:10 PM
If the post-episode commentary isn't coming from a woman getting ready for bed in her silk bonnet, I do not want it. Truly. #loveislandusa
NICOLANDRIA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
July 7, 2025 at 1:31 AM
NICOLANDRIA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
WHY is the thermostat at Charlotte Douglas Int'l perpetually set at 90 degrees?! This is my second time connecting here and everyone is dripping in sweat before they even make it to their gate.
It's a good thing I'm not going to be stuck in a metal tube for the next several hours or anything! 🙃
It's a good thing I'm not going to be stuck in a metal tube for the next several hours or anything! 🙃
July 2, 2025 at 11:40 PM
WHY is the thermostat at Charlotte Douglas Int'l perpetually set at 90 degrees?! This is my second time connecting here and everyone is dripping in sweat before they even make it to their gate.
It's a good thing I'm not going to be stuck in a metal tube for the next several hours or anything! 🙃
It's a good thing I'm not going to be stuck in a metal tube for the next several hours or anything! 🙃
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“for employers”
June 5, 2025 at 12:53 PM
“for employers”
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'I Am A Brand,' Pathetic Man Says
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May 21, 2025 at 6:00 PM
'I Am A Brand,' Pathetic Man Says
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This current season of The Valley is Emmy-worthy television. Truly incredible stuff.
May 14, 2025 at 3:25 AM
This current season of The Valley is Emmy-worthy television. Truly incredible stuff.
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Report: 73% Of America’s Food Waste Traced To Really Messy Toddler
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May 9, 2025 at 10:00 PM
Report: 73% Of America’s Food Waste Traced To Really Messy Toddler
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theonion.com/report-...
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gonna start saying “is the pope from Chicago?” when someone asks me an obvious question
May 8, 2025 at 6:08 PM
gonna start saying “is the pope from Chicago?” when someone asks me an obvious question
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I am going to miss The Righteous Gemstones so, so much. What a great finale.
May 5, 2025 at 4:04 AM
I am going to miss The Righteous Gemstones so, so much. What a great finale.
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Happy 80th anniversary of Hitler killing himself in his bunker to all who celebrate, which, as I now understand it, is not everybody
April 30, 2025 at 7:58 PM
Happy 80th anniversary of Hitler killing himself in his bunker to all who celebrate, which, as I now understand it, is not everybody
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recession indicator
April 26, 2025 at 1:00 PM
recession indicator
I'm sorry but IDK if I can be on these PTA chats anymore with parents at my children's school. I wish I cared more but I'm sorry THERE'S PEOPLE WHO ARE DYING, KIM.
April 28, 2025 at 6:41 PM
I'm sorry but IDK if I can be on these PTA chats anymore with parents at my children's school. I wish I cared more but I'm sorry THERE'S PEOPLE WHO ARE DYING, KIM.
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It is becoming unbelievably difficult to stay both informed and sane
April 10, 2025 at 8:28 PM
It is becoming unbelievably difficult to stay both informed and sane
Happy heavenly birthday to the absolute best dad ❤️
April 9, 2025 at 1:55 PM
Happy heavenly birthday to the absolute best dad ❤️
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financial advice in a weird time:
-- develop a plan
-- find friends who support you
-- preferably 10 of them
-- steal $160 million from the Bellagio, the Mirage, and the MGM Grand
-- yes those are Terry Benedict's casinos
-- get your wife back
-- one of the friends should be Don Cheadle btw
simple
-- develop a plan
-- find friends who support you
-- preferably 10 of them
-- steal $160 million from the Bellagio, the Mirage, and the MGM Grand
-- yes those are Terry Benedict's casinos
-- get your wife back
-- one of the friends should be Don Cheadle btw
simple
April 3, 2025 at 9:23 PM
financial advice in a weird time:
-- develop a plan
-- find friends who support you
-- preferably 10 of them
-- steal $160 million from the Bellagio, the Mirage, and the MGM Grand
-- yes those are Terry Benedict's casinos
-- get your wife back
-- one of the friends should be Don Cheadle btw
simple
-- develop a plan
-- find friends who support you
-- preferably 10 of them
-- steal $160 million from the Bellagio, the Mirage, and the MGM Grand
-- yes those are Terry Benedict's casinos
-- get your wife back
-- one of the friends should be Don Cheadle btw
simple
I only want to listen to MAYHEM for the remainder of the year (and maybe my life?). I haven't felt this way listening to a fully danceable pop album since Body Talk was released.
March 15, 2025 at 10:01 PM
I only want to listen to MAYHEM for the remainder of the year (and maybe my life?). I haven't felt this way listening to a fully danceable pop album since Body Talk was released.
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Rose Girone, who was believed to be the oldest survivor of the Holocaust, died this week at 113.
She fled Nazi Germany in 1939 with her husband and baby only to be forced into a Jewish ghetto in Shanghai. Still, she would often say, "Aren’t we lucky?"
Read more: nyti.ms/3Xlk3fM
She fled Nazi Germany in 1939 with her husband and baby only to be forced into a Jewish ghetto in Shanghai. Still, she would often say, "Aren’t we lucky?"
Read more: nyti.ms/3Xlk3fM
February 28, 2025 at 2:10 PM
Rose Girone, who was believed to be the oldest survivor of the Holocaust, died this week at 113.
She fled Nazi Germany in 1939 with her husband and baby only to be forced into a Jewish ghetto in Shanghai. Still, she would often say, "Aren’t we lucky?"
Read more: nyti.ms/3Xlk3fM
She fled Nazi Germany in 1939 with her husband and baby only to be forced into a Jewish ghetto in Shanghai. Still, she would often say, "Aren’t we lucky?"
Read more: nyti.ms/3Xlk3fM
Where have you gone, Joe DiMaggio? Our nation turns its lonely eyes to you...
Joann, the fabrics and crafts retailer that has supplied quilters, seamstresses and school projects for 80 years, announced that it would close down all of its stores in the latest chapter of financial tumult for the company.
Joann, 80-Year-Old Crafts and Fabrics Retailer, Will Close All Stores
The announcement that the chain would close all 800 of its stores in 49 states comes after a period of financial turmoil.
www.nytimes.com
February 25, 2025 at 12:08 AM
Where have you gone, Joe DiMaggio? Our nation turns its lonely eyes to you...
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As Los Angeles begins a slow recovery from destructive and deadly wildfires, local planners are trying to strike a balance between expediting rebuilding and public safety.
Tough choices about whether to rebuild after LA wildfires
As Los Angeles begins a slow recovery from destructive and deadly wildfires, local planners are trying to strike a balance between expediting rebuilding and public safety.
www.npr.org
February 23, 2025 at 3:35 PM
As Los Angeles begins a slow recovery from destructive and deadly wildfires, local planners are trying to strike a balance between expediting rebuilding and public safety.
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This severance edit is why they wanted to ban tiktok 🤣🤣🤣
February 20, 2025 at 11:00 PM
This severance edit is why they wanted to ban tiktok 🤣🤣🤣