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And finally here is my slightly different take on a Minecraft Trailer I recently did + some screenshots from it!
Video - youtu.be/nyDXzxXRxhg?...
December 11, 2024 at 9:10 AM
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[egg factory]

me: six eggs hatched

boss: out of how many

me (has studied the first rule of egg counting): impossible to know

boss: good
December 3, 2024 at 10:28 PM
I mean it's pretty close to my favorite color, so I'm happy
December 2, 2024 at 9:38 PM
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No Man’s Sky and Cyberpunk 2077 are proof positive that GAMES NEED TIME AND PATIENCE TO PROPERLY DEVELOP.

WHEN YOU RUSH AND CRUNCH, IT HURTS THE WHOLE PROCESS
December 2, 2024 at 5:28 AM
So if i go to sleep late, I end up getting up at 3 am with a headfull of ideas. This is inconvenient.

Solution: if i go to sleep earlier, I will have my sudden burst of ideas earlier as well.

I will come back to review my findings on this theory later.
November 27, 2024 at 2:47 AM
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Motion-capture workers at the company behind NBA 2K have unionized with @iatse.bsky.social.

This is the first successful union push at a motion capture studio in the video game industry.

The new union includes stage technicians, engineers, animators, and recording and audio specialists.
November 26, 2024 at 9:11 PM
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Literally......
November 25, 2024 at 6:13 PM
Playing Mass Effect, and I recreated my first Shepherd. I never finished the trilogy, but my first Shepherd was the closest I got, all the way to about the halfway point of ME3. This time, I'm determined to get her through to the end!
November 25, 2024 at 6:59 PM
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All I want is a cottage in the Scottish Highlands, a raging snowstorm, and Agatha Christie novel, a crackling fire, a kettle on the stove, and a basket of emotional support pastries.
November 25, 2024 at 11:51 AM
So im watching Supernatural for the first time...
November 25, 2024 at 3:06 PM
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We’re not going back.
November 24, 2024 at 10:07 PM
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Fuck AI, you will suffer through my authentic existential dread
November 24, 2024 at 11:01 PM
Just a friendly reminder:

Declawing your cat is torture.

This is not a joke.

If you don't want to put in the work and empathy to train a cat, don't get a cat.

If you don't want something with claws in your house, don't get a cat.

You can't pick and choose pieces of living things to love.
November 23, 2024 at 11:46 PM
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Alright, let's give this a go...

🎮Gaming
🎮Titanfall
🎮Mass Effect
🎮Halo
🎮Metroid
🎮Fire Emblem
🎮Guilty Gear Strive
🎮Helldivers 2
🎮Parasite Eve
🎮Ace Combat
🎮Baldur's Gate 3
🎮Roblox
🎮Honkai Star Rail

📻Porter Robinson
📻Linkin Park
📻Yiruma
📻Teminite

📚UnOrdinary
📚Warriors
📚Shadow of the Fox
November 23, 2024 at 8:18 PM
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A game with BOTH good ass gameplay and a bomb story >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
November 21, 2024 at 2:27 AM
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A lot of folks are giving up in advance. Capitulating before a single skirmish.

Well, not this old warrior. I’ve seen much worse from the U.S. government in my day. I’m concerned for our country, but not a bit scared of these miscreants. I’m ready to do my part.

Who’s with me?
November 20, 2024 at 6:43 PM
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Funniest thing about speedrunning: seemingly infinite examples of people saying "it is not humanly possible to do [such-and-such]" followed by someone doing that exact thing. Inspiring tbh
November 18, 2024 at 4:29 PM
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“I'm writing a first draft and reminding myself that I'm simply shoveling sand into a box so that later I can build castles.”

This was probably my most viral tweet. I've seen it pop up in a lot of quote aggregators, sometimes attributed to a wonderful but definitely not-me filmmaker.
November 18, 2024 at 5:38 AM
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Some random Nazi made dozens of accounts to try to harass me today when blocking malfunctioned, & *still* failed because not one single person engaged.

It seems everyone on Bluesky got the memo. React to nothing. Starve them out.

They're so desperate for a crumb of attention. Deny them.
November 19, 2024 at 4:17 AM
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Imma need some of you to think about thriving out of spite. I had big plans for 2025 and I’m definitely not gonna pre-derail them for likes of Elin and Tromp. I’m getting more involved. Loving harder. Writing hornier. Having more fun. I’m gonna be so kind to my neighbors, bitch.
November 19, 2024 at 1:22 AM
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This is how you become a writer: just pick one of the things that is deeply wrong with you. Make it a character. Now send it on a self-help journey or try to kill it. Now call it a book.
November 18, 2024 at 2:40 PM
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November 18, 2024 at 3:20 AM
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November 18, 2024 at 12:21 PM
I see a lot of people doing introduction posts! Here's mine

I like:
💍 LOTR
🪲 Hollow Knight
✏️ Drawing
📝 Writing
❤️ Shoujo from the 90s/2000s
🪼 Mass effect
🏔 Celeste
🏡 Stardew Valley
🗡 Legend of Zelda
👑 Cruel Prince
🐶 Inuyasha
🌹 Blooming Panic!
🐬 Our Life
🪱 Baldur's Gate 3
November 16, 2024 at 3:15 PM