Jasmine (A long, long time ago...)
@alonglongtimeago.bsky.social
Extremely epic GCSE History YouTuber / Public History MA student. 😎🔥
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Older relatives try not to be problematic challenge 🫠🫠
November 22, 2025 at 12:28 PM
Older relatives try not to be problematic challenge 🫠🫠
One of life’s greatest pleasures is getting people who aren’t British to try Marmite for the first time and watching their reaction.
November 2, 2025 at 12:47 AM
One of life’s greatest pleasures is getting people who aren’t British to try Marmite for the first time and watching their reaction.
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🚨🚨 New video!! 🚨🚨
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Parish Constables & the Night Watch, c1500-c1700 | GCSE History | Crime & Punishment
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October 7, 2025 at 5:57 AM
🚨🚨 New video!! 🚨🚨
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Why do I have the Harvest Samba stuck in my head?
October 23, 2025 at 8:27 PM
Why do I have the Harvest Samba stuck in my head?
I get people asking every so often why my profile picture is of a man when I’m a woman but like I’m also not an 11th century king and no one ever questions that bit… 🤷♀️
Every time someone on social media thinks I'm a man ;)
October 20, 2025 at 2:59 PM
I get people asking every so often why my profile picture is of a man when I’m a woman but like I’m also not an 11th century king and no one ever questions that bit… 🤷♀️
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Defenestrate is just a term people who are good at Scrabble use for yeet.
October 11, 2025 at 4:38 AM
Defenestrate is just a term people who are good at Scrabble use for yeet.
I swear I have so many stray capital letters on my nouns every time I write in English these days
October 7, 2025 at 6:17 PM
I swear I have so many stray capital letters on my nouns every time I write in English these days
🚨🚨 New video!! 🚨🚨
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Parish Constables & the Night Watch, c1500-c1700 | GCSE History | Crime & Punishment
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October 7, 2025 at 5:57 AM
🚨🚨 New video!! 🚨🚨
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October 3, 2025 at 3:01 PM
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My laptop just did a massive crash whilst editing, flashing screen and everything. Please send your prayers 🙏🙏
September 24, 2025 at 6:33 PM
My laptop just did a massive crash whilst editing, flashing screen and everything. Please send your prayers 🙏🙏
Not people asking me a question in English and me hesitating too long to think about the answer so they attempt to translate it into broken German for me to understand…
September 19, 2025 at 2:21 PM
Not people asking me a question in English and me hesitating too long to think about the answer so they attempt to translate it into broken German for me to understand…
Me: *Drawing picture of a hedgehog*
Friend: “If you were an animal you would be a hedgehog.”
Rest of group: *enthusiastic agreement*
Can’t decide if this is a good thing or not but ig it’s official 😅
Friend: “If you were an animal you would be a hedgehog.”
Rest of group: *enthusiastic agreement*
Can’t decide if this is a good thing or not but ig it’s official 😅
September 14, 2025 at 9:03 PM
Me: *Drawing picture of a hedgehog*
Friend: “If you were an animal you would be a hedgehog.”
Rest of group: *enthusiastic agreement*
Can’t decide if this is a good thing or not but ig it’s official 😅
Friend: “If you were an animal you would be a hedgehog.”
Rest of group: *enthusiastic agreement*
Can’t decide if this is a good thing or not but ig it’s official 😅
Bringing a guitar with you to a campsite sounds like a great idea until you open the case and find a slug on it… 🤢
August 16, 2025 at 9:32 PM
Bringing a guitar with you to a campsite sounds like a great idea until you open the case and find a slug on it… 🤢
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Extraordinary to roll out the red carpet for plagiaristic, energy-guzzling AI companies while telling ordinary citizens to save electricity
sorry you're experiencing record breaking temperatures and drought. Have you tried deleted some of photos of your grandmother about it?
UK Asks People to Delete Emails In Order to Save Water During Drought
As Britain experiences one of its worst droughts in decades, its leaders suggest people get rid of old data to reduce stress on data centers.
www.404media.co
August 12, 2025 at 5:43 PM
Extraordinary to roll out the red carpet for plagiaristic, energy-guzzling AI companies while telling ordinary citizens to save electricity
Have to pass on my hearty recommendation of this podcast, absolutely deserves its spot. It’s both super entertaining and really great history communication, cannot recommend enough!!
I’m so beyond excited to share that This Guy Sucked was selected by Apple Podcasts as one of their top ten best new shows of 2025! How wild is that?!
Check out the rest of the list here: apple.co/bestsofar
Check out the rest of the list here: apple.co/bestsofar
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August 5, 2025 at 8:12 PM
Have to pass on my hearty recommendation of this podcast, absolutely deserves its spot. It’s both super entertaining and really great history communication, cannot recommend enough!!
I figured I could take up rollerblading to still get some exercise during the months in the summer where all the ice rinks are shut in Germany, but what they don't tell you is that during said months it's either too hot to safely exercise or absolutely tipping it down :/
July 20, 2025 at 1:08 PM
I figured I could take up rollerblading to still get some exercise during the months in the summer where all the ice rinks are shut in Germany, but what they don't tell you is that during said months it's either too hot to safely exercise or absolutely tipping it down :/
I have been accused today of having a “diagnosable addiction to concerts”. Can’t believe someone would make such a baseless claim…!
July 11, 2025 at 12:23 AM
I have been accused today of having a “diagnosable addiction to concerts”. Can’t believe someone would make such a baseless claim…!
I’d like to thank Deutsche Bahn for introducing me today to the innovative new concept of “ein Halt, aber nicht zum Aussteigen“ (“a stop, but not for getting off”) where your train stops perfectly at the platform but you’re only allowed to look and not leave.
July 2, 2025 at 9:20 PM
I’d like to thank Deutsche Bahn for introducing me today to the innovative new concept of “ein Halt, aber nicht zum Aussteigen“ (“a stop, but not for getting off”) where your train stops perfectly at the platform but you’re only allowed to look and not leave.
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Went to a supermarket today where you have to scan your receipt to open the gate to get out of the self checkouts (normal in Germany) which seems simple enough except the machine fully printed me a blank receipt. Like just the paper with nothing on it 💀💀💀
June 26, 2025 at 8:32 PM
Went to a supermarket today where you have to scan your receipt to open the gate to get out of the self checkouts (normal in Germany) which seems simple enough except the machine fully printed me a blank receipt. Like just the paper with nothing on it 💀💀💀
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Not only does “AI” produce mediocre garbage, it has a huge environmental footprint *that we cannot measure*. The government is allowing these companies to act like literal outlaws. They steal our data, they will enjoy relaxed building regulations and they refuse to disclose their water consumption.
AI boom means regulator cannot predict future water shortages in England
Datacentres, which do not have to report amount of water used to cool servers, leave Environment Agency with no idea of shortfalls
www.theguardian.com
June 17, 2025 at 7:46 AM
Not only does “AI” produce mediocre garbage, it has a huge environmental footprint *that we cannot measure*. The government is allowing these companies to act like literal outlaws. They steal our data, they will enjoy relaxed building regulations and they refuse to disclose their water consumption.
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May 31, 2025 at 8:43 PM
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May 25, 2025 at 8:53 PM
New video has been submitted to my corrections committee and will be up for patrons as soon as I have made said corrections 😎😎
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Best of luck to everyone sitting their #GCSEhistory #GCSEs tomorrow! Here are some resources if you'd like to get in some last minute revision:
Exam technique - www.youtube.com/playlist?lis...
Playlist of videos on Crime & Punishment through time - www.youtube.com/watch?v=IRf-...
Exam technique - www.youtube.com/playlist?lis...
Playlist of videos on Crime & Punishment through time - www.youtube.com/watch?v=IRf-...
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May 15, 2025 at 6:37 PM
Best of luck to everyone sitting their #GCSEhistory #GCSEs tomorrow! Here are some resources if you'd like to get in some last minute revision:
Exam technique - www.youtube.com/playlist?lis...
Playlist of videos on Crime & Punishment through time - www.youtube.com/watch?v=IRf-...
Exam technique - www.youtube.com/playlist?lis...
Playlist of videos on Crime & Punishment through time - www.youtube.com/watch?v=IRf-...