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Video games player, Infosec learner and news reader
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popculture2000s.bsky.social
October 19, 2025 at 4:21 PM
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theregister.com
The Roomba failed because it just kind of sucked
The Roomba failed because it just kind of sucked
Something messy happens when the cat hairs of reality meet the shiny hype of smart tech Opinion  Asimov's Three Laws of Robotics are trumped by accountancy's First Law of Finance: you must make money. iRobot, the company behind the Roomba robot vacuum cleaner, is in Chapter 11 bankruptcy, with its Chinese manufacturing partner-cum-creditor poised to pick over the bones.…
dlvr.it
December 22, 2025 at 9:32 AM
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jeed.bsky.social
Mais sinon, n'hésitez pas, remplacez les traducteurs par de l'IA.
Photo du titre d'une recette traduite par Google translate. La recette originale est "Turkey Wellington" sur le site de Gordon Ramsay. La traduction: Turquie Wellington
December 19, 2025 at 10:22 AM
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sailorrooscout.bsky.social
Oh to be a little Tardigrade walking across a microscopic slide. 🫧🐻🧪
December 16, 2025 at 7:00 PM
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tom1312.bsky.social
"Qu'est ce tu fous là ? Pourquoi tu vas pas bosser ? T'as enlever la merde de la litière au moins ? Putain de feignasse de gauche, génération perdue"
Mon chat, à l'entrée de la loggia qui regarde, le poids du jugement dans le regard
December 17, 2025 at 7:14 AM
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maitre-poulard.bsky.social
-y'en a plus que pour ce loup de merde
Intermarche Sainte Maure de Touraine Olémain et Toucancamon vous attendent pour faire des photos. N'hésitez pas ils vous attendent. (Une mascotte creepy de lapin et une autre de toucan)
December 12, 2025 at 1:40 PM
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davidgilbert.bsky.social
SCOOP

I spoke to the leader of a doxing-for-hire group who showed me how it took just minutes for them to get sensitive personal data from Big Tech companies—with virtually no pushback

www.wired.com/story/doxers...
Doxers Posing as Cops Are Tricking Big Tech Firms Into Sharing People's Private Data
A spoofed email address and an easily faked document is all it takes for major tech companies to hand over your most personal information.
www.wired.com
December 11, 2025 at 7:06 PM
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ambroisegarel.com
TIL : il existe une police de caractère officielle, Marianne, réservée à l'État.

Il existe aussi une police « complémentaire à Marianne » appelée Spectral. J'aime beaucoup le nom, ça fait un peu ombre jungienne, comme si c'était la fonte officielle de l'Antifrance.

www.info.gouv.fr/marque-de-le...
La typographie Marianne | info.gouv.fr
La typographie Marianne a été spécialement dessinée pour répondre à des besoins d’identification, de sobriété et de lisibilité des supports de communication.
www.info.gouv.fr
December 10, 2025 at 11:05 AM
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maitre-poulard.bsky.social
Balashnikov:
Aptonyme lvl +9000 et le [sic] correspondant sur wikipedia!
Yisrael Galili (inventor) Yisrael Galili (born Yisrael Balashnikov;" 23 October 1923 - 9 March 1995)2 was an lsraeli weapons designer, best known for designing the Galil assault rifle. He also helped to create the Uzi submachine gun. He was known in the military by the nickname 'Father of the Rifle' Occupation Early life and career Born Yisrael Balashnikov [sic] in the Soviet Union (no relation to Mikhail Kalashnikov, inventor of the AK-47), Galili emigrated to British Mandatory Palestine at a young age. He volunteered to work with the Haganah in weapons manufacture. He settled in the Weapons designer
December 9, 2025 at 7:45 AM
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lea-linux.org
Mesdames et Messieurs, ceci est un message de haute importance, nous arrivons en période de Noël, période de retrouvaille en famille, de discussions autour d'un bon repas. Cette période est très importante. Soyez ferme: Quoiqu'il arrive : VOUS NE SAVEZ PAS DÉPANNER UNE IMPRIMANTE !
December 8, 2025 at 2:19 PM
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legrugru.fr
Couverture fictive de livre : Vaincre le yoga par le stress
December 6, 2025 at 3:03 PM
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jjdandrault.bsky.social
Jour 6 : Oxfords not Brogues

Cette formule du film Kingsman est à la fois un mot de passe et une leçon de style. Elle fait une opposition entre deux types de souliers, le premier étant adapté pour la ville. Regardons ça de plus près.
Scène du film Kingsman
December 6, 2025 at 10:30 AM
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nocontextbritss.bsky.social
Send dunes.
December 5, 2025 at 4:44 PM
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ambignostic.bsky.social
My favorite part of auto generated recaps is when they draw puzzling conclusions, and the best one here is YouTube thinking Craig the Scottish Tour guide is an actual travel guide and not an @eleanormorton.bsky.social character
Discovered travel content You watched travel vlogs and cultural observations, learning about different places and people Channels you watched Eleanor Morton
December 4, 2025 at 9:32 PM
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retr0.id
well I guess that's retirement sorted
an assortment of mostly-ancient dimms
December 4, 2025 at 11:04 PM
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basalthrull.bsky.social
Un type qui tripote mollement une série de logo de compagnies ia du bout d’un bâton en disant « vas y, effondre toi »
December 3, 2025 at 11:25 PM
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ambroisegarel.com
Qu'est-ce que c'est encore que cette couillonnade ?

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bathypt...
Capture d'une page Wikipédia : "Le poisson trépied ou poisson tripode (Bathypterois grallator) est une espèce de poissons abyssaux pourvus de nageoires-échasses, leur permettant de se tenir au-dessus de la vase." Photo d'un poisson bleu avec trois longues excroissances en forme d'échasses qui lui permettent de se tenir au-dessus du fond de l'eau
December 2, 2025 at 1:52 PM
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smoothdunk2.bsky.social
COMING SOON: AI + Guy™
6 Panel Comic Panel 1: A Purple Dude and a Green Dude in an electronics shop. The Purple Dude is holding a box containing a new laptop. Purple Dude: You’re all set. Here’s your new AI laptop and your guy. Green Dude: My what? Panel 2: A severe looking Red Dude in cap and shades has appeared behind Green Dude. Purple Dude: Your guy. Every new AI laptop comes with a guy. Panel 3: Green Dude is back at home. We see him through the window working at his new laptop. Panel 4: Interior of kitchen. Green Dude continues to work at his laptop. The Red Dude is standing next to him. Panel 5: Close up of laptop screen. Green Dude is about to turn off the AI features. Panel 6: Red Dude produces a gun and presses it to Green Dude’s temple. He hisses: Don’t you fucking dare.
December 1, 2025 at 1:11 AM
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depthsofwikipedia.bsky.social
November 30, 2025 at 4:01 AM
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ageofoddish.bsky.social
Does anyone want a survivorship bias shortbread
My hand holding a shortbread cookie in the shape of an airplane. There are red sprinkles in the pattern of the survivorship bias plane. A plate of the same cookies.
November 29, 2025 at 4:50 AM
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popculture2000s.bsky.social
😭😭
November 28, 2025 at 3:15 PM
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histoftech.bsky.social
This may seem cute but if you do this too much the cyclists may become reliant on cars feeding them, disrupting the delicate roadway ecosystem
September 19, 2025 at 9:37 AM
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kajakallas.bsky.social
We still need to get from a situation where Russia pretends to negotiate to a situation where they need to negotiate.

Extract from my press remarks following today’s informal Foreign Affairs Council ↓
November 26, 2025 at 2:54 PM
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eliothiggins.bsky.social
Nano Banana Pro also seems to be good at moving the camera when recreating images, which can add a false sense of authenticity to sets of images, for example:
November 27, 2025 at 8:00 AM