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jeff @alpyne.me · Jul 8
new topster
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For some reason the media is not mentioning that the reason GTA6 is being delayed is they fired 40 staff over threats of unionization and now the rest of their staff are revolting
November 6, 2025 at 9:21 PM
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October 14, 2025 at 1:32 AM
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new scam going around where they hire you for a job but pay you less than the value your labor produced
September 25, 2025 at 4:25 AM
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you would not believe your eyes
halo 3 coke and fries
August 24, 2025 at 5:03 AM
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today, the human species is producing even more data
August 10, 2025 at 10:35 AM
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(standing there with my hands on my hips watching the firefighters extinguish my house) And don't forget that bit over there
July 20, 2025 at 11:04 PM
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Numb but it's the Portal radio youtu.be/AY8jZzBf2KM
July 27, 2025 at 3:42 AM
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CEO of Oreo Cookies: the oreo cookie is as important as oxygen
Nvidia's CEO described AI as essential infrastructure in today’s world, comparable to electricity in its importance.
July 16, 2025 at 3:18 AM
new topster
July 8, 2025 at 10:56 PM
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lancer in profile
June 30, 2025 at 11:34 AM
topster albums past few months
January 14, 2025 at 8:11 AM
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where does the new york times even find these people
January 7, 2025 at 4:50 PM
he wants sweet potato
November 29, 2024 at 4:37 AM
renaming this account to jeff covid updates
January 25, 2024 at 1:54 AM
December 11, 2023 at 11:21 AM
>w<
November 30, 2023 at 12:00 AM
before taking vyvanse: why is god punishing me

after taking vyvanse: i am going to Punish god
November 28, 2023 at 8:56 PM
the existence of Dr. Pepper implies the existence of Dr. Salt
August 9, 2023 at 10:41 PM
i use 24 hour time because fuck 12
August 9, 2023 at 12:07 PM
why does the cdc have a page for this. has this actually ever happened before
August 8, 2023 at 12:16 PM
if you call 911 and ask to speak to a manager they're legally required to forward you to the president
August 8, 2023 at 11:36 AM
maybe i will post all of the unhinged stuff that normally goes in my drafts folder here
August 6, 2023 at 6:37 AM