Alt DHS
@altdhs.altgov.info
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ALT gov account. ALT. Not an official DHS account (if they even have one). Fmr/Retired Gov employee. Post about DHS & gov news & other related topics. I swear a lot. #Altgov Discl: Not an official spokesperson for DHS. All opinions my own. Again, ALT.
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altdhs.altgov.info
Beautiful plumage!
altdhs.altgov.info
You're aware that I am an ALT account, right? Not official?
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yasharali.bsky.social
Dolly Parton’s sister, Freida Parton, is asking for people to pray for her sister’s health.
Verified Facebook post by Freida Parton. The caption reads:

“Last night, I was up all night praying for my sister, Dolly. Many of you know she hasn’t been feeling her best lately. I truly believe in the power of prayer, and I have been lead to ask all of the world that loves her to be prayer warriors and pray with me. She’s strong, she’s loved, and with all the prayers being lifted for her, I know in my heart she’s going to be just fine. Godspeed, my sissy Dolly. We all love you! ❤️”

Below the caption is a photo of Dolly Parton standing outdoors in front of lush green ivy, hands clasped in prayer, wearing a shiny silver outfit with lace-trimmed sleeves, her signature blonde hair styled in soft curls, looking upward serenely.
altdhs.altgov.info
So sorry for your loss. 😞
altdhs.altgov.info
He didn't have a whole lot of good moves to begin with, so it won't take long to cancel them out. 🤬
altcdc.altgov.info
Hallmark of Trump’s 2nd term: undoing his few good moves from the 1st. First undermining the success of Operation Warp Speed, now he’s targeting GEFTA—the law guaranteeing back pay for furloughed workers. Pure shutdown panic politics. Unions will fight it, but the stress is the point.
Scoop: White House memo says furloughed federal workers aren't entitled to backpay
A move to deny backpay to up to 750,000 furloughed workers would dramatically escalate Trump's pressure on Democrats to end the shutdown.
www.axios.com
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roguenoaa.bsky.social
@hakeem-jeffries.bsky.social @schumer.senate.gov
@democrats.senate.gov @housedemocrats.bsky.social

Stand your ground because it is OUR ground too. Don’t back down.

#GOPShutdown #TrumpShutdown
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They're widely, and rightly, perceived as weak. The shutdown fight is Democrats' chance to shock us for a change. trib.al/MuFFz69

Trump isn’t popular; the Republican Party isn’t popular; doubling the healthcare premiums for millions of people isn’t very popular, either.
For God’s Sake, Democrats: Don’t Cave
They’re widely, and rightly, perceived as weak. The shutdown fight is their chance to shock us for a change.
trib.al
altdhs.altgov.info
That's likely the whole point.
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1. He's brown and sings in Spanish.
2. 'Cause she's a twat.
3. Probably, she's just trying to make the magats think he isn't.
4. Well, duh. That answer is whyte there. 🫤
altdhs.altgov.info
Oh crap, you're right - that could explain it!
altdhs.altgov.info
Oh, I'm sure they all have special worker visas. * winkwink nudgenudge *

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altdhs.altgov.info
Damn you, auto-correct!
altdhs.altgov.info
I can't figure out if she doesn't KNOW that PR is a US territory, or if she doesn't BELIEVE it, and wants it to NOT be part of the US. Neither option bodes well.
patriottakes.bsky.social
Kristi Noem tells Bad Bunny that ICE will be at the Super Bowl and the event should only be for Americans who “love this country”
altdhs.altgov.info
Apology graciously accepted! I want to bury my face in the furry belly and snorfle it!
altdhs.altgov.info
I'll see if I can find a link/email that's functional and has someone monitoring it during the shutdown.
altdhs.altgov.info
There will come a day when all Bskyers read a user profile for comprehension. Today is not that day. Tomorrow's looking shitty, too.
Screenshot of Alt DHS user profile making it abundantly clear by pointing out it's an ALT ie. not official DHS account
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amymcgrath.bsky.social
Hegseth claimed we need to “return to the male standard” in combat jobs, but there has never been a separate male and female standard. When women entered combat roles, one standard was set, and we’ve been meeting it ever since. You can either do the job or you can’t. Period.

youtu.be/9TGwqIi1qIA
Hegseth's Comments on the Military Show "He still has a lot to learn," says Amy McGrath
YouTube video by Democratic Majority Action PAC
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altdhs.altgov.info
😢
Thank you for everything, Jane.
altreclamation.altgov.info
Today the world lost a hero to many - myself included. Her passion and dedication as a conservationist and primatologist are evident in her accomplishments & the countless careers she inspired and hearts she won over.

RIP Jane Goodall. You will be sorely missed. 💙

www.npr.org/2025/10/01/4...
Jane Goodall, legendary primatologist, has died at age 91
Jane Goodall, primatologist who transformed our understanding of the lives of apes, has died, according to an announcement from the Jane Goodall Institute.
www.npr.org
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altssa.altgov.info
Good morning on this first day of shutdown y’all!!!! If you’re furloughed, make sure you use your newly found free time to protest, call your senators, check on your friends, etc!!!!! If, like me, you’re newly working for free for a while, welcome to a new circle of hell!!!! We have cookies!!! 🍪🍪🍪
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alt-dol.altgov.info
About 10K of 13K DOL employees are furloughed right now. Over 400 staff are working without pay to handle urgent workplace safety & health emergencies. Economic data reporting from BLS is on hold. Staff who administer workers' comp claims are funded separately, so they will continue working.
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altspaceforce.altgov.info
Federal employees are heading home today; however, members of Congress will continue to receive their salary. As the humorist Andy Borowitz wrote: “That’s like eliminating the fire dept & sending checks to the arsonists.”
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jbendery.bsky.social
In light of the government shutdown/furloughs/layoffs, Washington Spirit is giving free tickets to its next game to 200 federal employees in the DMV area.

"The halls of government may fall silent, but your service and sacrifice echo louder than ever in this region." ❤️