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Gwen Beck
February 13, 2026 at 2:12 AM
Gwen Beck
Howard Dean’s career in electoral politics was ended over the course of a single 24 hour news cycle because he made a funny noise in a speech.
February 5, 2026 at 2:55 AM
Howard Dean’s career in electoral politics was ended over the course of a single 24 hour news cycle because he made a funny noise in a speech.
While it is sad that no successful adult males appear to have any friends in the 2020s, it is superior to the 2010s where it seems the majority of them all had the same friend.
February 3, 2026 at 5:28 AM
While it is sad that no successful adult males appear to have any friends in the 2020s, it is superior to the 2010s where it seems the majority of them all had the same friend.
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Troublemaker is my middle name.
February 1, 2026 at 8:34 PM
Troublemaker is my middle name.
Did any of the new drops help explain how Epstein got infinite money? Still the biggest mystery in this disgusting saga!
February 1, 2026 at 3:05 PM
Did any of the new drops help explain how Epstein got infinite money? Still the biggest mystery in this disgusting saga!
Given what we’ve learned, there’s likely a couple more creeps out there running the Epstein game.
February 1, 2026 at 2:54 PM
Given what we’ve learned, there’s likely a couple more creeps out there running the Epstein game.
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Annie Wilkes from Misery is spiritually Millennial:
▪️cottagecore
▪️extremely toxic fandom
▪️aggressive side part
▪️weird childish curses
▪️puritanical, but also
▪️horrifyingly perverted
RIP Annie you would have been so good at BookTok
▪️cottagecore
▪️extremely toxic fandom
▪️aggressive side part
▪️weird childish curses
▪️puritanical, but also
▪️horrifyingly perverted
RIP Annie you would have been so good at BookTok
January 28, 2026 at 3:08 AM
Annie Wilkes from Misery is spiritually Millennial:
▪️cottagecore
▪️extremely toxic fandom
▪️aggressive side part
▪️weird childish curses
▪️puritanical, but also
▪️horrifyingly perverted
RIP Annie you would have been so good at BookTok
▪️cottagecore
▪️extremely toxic fandom
▪️aggressive side part
▪️weird childish curses
▪️puritanical, but also
▪️horrifyingly perverted
RIP Annie you would have been so good at BookTok
After years of the cover jinx, MLBPA to anoint a non-baseball player to appear on the box art as a sin-eater.
Early candidates are Aaron Rodgers and Jimmy Fallon.
Early candidates are Aaron Rodgers and Jimmy Fallon.
January 26, 2026 at 11:12 PM
After years of the cover jinx, MLBPA to anoint a non-baseball player to appear on the box art as a sin-eater.
Early candidates are Aaron Rodgers and Jimmy Fallon.
Early candidates are Aaron Rodgers and Jimmy Fallon.
I’m know I’m just pissing out into the wind but maybe 1 relevant person might see this somehow…
If you work for ICE or CBP, just quit. Walk away. Your friends and family will take care of you until you get a new job. People are more generous than you think. You don’t need to be part of this.
If you work for ICE or CBP, just quit. Walk away. Your friends and family will take care of you until you get a new job. People are more generous than you think. You don’t need to be part of this.
January 24, 2026 at 6:04 PM
I’m know I’m just pissing out into the wind but maybe 1 relevant person might see this somehow…
If you work for ICE or CBP, just quit. Walk away. Your friends and family will take care of you until you get a new job. People are more generous than you think. You don’t need to be part of this.
If you work for ICE or CBP, just quit. Walk away. Your friends and family will take care of you until you get a new job. People are more generous than you think. You don’t need to be part of this.
New Lawsuit: New York doctor accuses Guy Fieri of manipulating him into a rural practice in remote small town.
January 24, 2026 at 5:45 PM
New Lawsuit: New York doctor accuses Guy Fieri of manipulating him into a rural practice in remote small town.
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How dare you doubt George Conway is a real Democrat? He just texted asking for money
January 7, 2026 at 8:17 PM
How dare you doubt George Conway is a real Democrat? He just texted asking for money
Our children live on this planet you know.
January 6, 2026 at 4:36 AM
Our children live on this planet you know.
Well yesterday was another great Christmas Day for my PE firm. Working holidays hardcore is our “secret sauce”.
Had a little trouble sleeping the night before (weird dreams about an old buddy and then my ex) but a couple Ambien crushed that noise hard!
Had a little trouble sleeping the night before (weird dreams about an old buddy and then my ex) but a couple Ambien crushed that noise hard!
December 26, 2025 at 4:58 PM
Well yesterday was another great Christmas Day for my PE firm. Working holidays hardcore is our “secret sauce”.
Had a little trouble sleeping the night before (weird dreams about an old buddy and then my ex) but a couple Ambien crushed that noise hard!
Had a little trouble sleeping the night before (weird dreams about an old buddy and then my ex) but a couple Ambien crushed that noise hard!
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So I hate to be That Guy, but we're entering into uncertain territory here with the Epstein Files, and it's more important than ever that we make sure we know all the facts before we blow things up.
I'm talking now about the "tips" that DOJ is now releasing. They sound super salacious and evil.
I'm talking now about the "tips" that DOJ is now releasing. They sound super salacious and evil.
December 23, 2025 at 6:31 PM
So I hate to be That Guy, but we're entering into uncertain territory here with the Epstein Files, and it's more important than ever that we make sure we know all the facts before we blow things up.
I'm talking now about the "tips" that DOJ is now releasing. They sound super salacious and evil.
I'm talking now about the "tips" that DOJ is now releasing. They sound super salacious and evil.
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this is the greatest feeling, when the cord box proves its utility to a family member
December 20, 2025 at 6:35 AM
this is the greatest feeling, when the cord box proves its utility to a family member
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I'm predicting what's next
December 20, 2025 at 4:49 PM
I'm predicting what's next
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Riffing on Animal Farm to tell a story about authoritarianism rising from techno feudalists exploiting populism is not a terrible idea.
December 13, 2025 at 6:51 PM
Riffing on Animal Farm to tell a story about authoritarianism rising from techno feudalists exploiting populism is not a terrible idea.
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Michael C. Rockefeller got shipwrecked in 1963, washed up on an island, and was promptly eaten by cannibals.
December 13, 2025 at 4:26 PM
Michael C. Rockefeller got shipwrecked in 1963, washed up on an island, and was promptly eaten by cannibals.
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"there's a new serif in town"
Marco Rubio ordered diplomats to return to using Times New Roman font in official communications, calling his predecessor's decision to adopt Calibri a “wasteful” diversity move
Rubio Stages Font Coup: Times New Roman Ousts Calibri
The secretary of state called it a "wasteful" diversity move, according to an internal department cable seen by Reuters.
www.huffpost.com
December 10, 2025 at 1:06 AM
"there's a new serif in town"
Live your life so you are never “strongly condemned” by the creators of a kindness themed property targeted at preschoolers.
December 2, 2025 at 3:23 AM
Live your life so you are never “strongly condemned” by the creators of a kindness themed property targeted at preschoolers.
Please please just don’t with all the stupid “false flag” bullshit.
November 26, 2025 at 11:01 PM
Please please just don’t with all the stupid “false flag” bullshit.
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Rightwing MAGA Christianity has about as much relation to the gospels as MAGA politics does to the Constitution.
www.theguardian.com/us-news/ng-i...
www.theguardian.com/us-news/ng-i...
They’re doing to America what they did to Christianity | Bill McKibben
Trump’s wrecking-ball approach to America has a precedent: the evangelical perversion of Jesus’s message of radical love to one of hate and aggression
www.theguardian.com
November 23, 2025 at 2:56 PM
Rightwing MAGA Christianity has about as much relation to the gospels as MAGA politics does to the Constitution.
www.theguardian.com/us-news/ng-i...
www.theguardian.com/us-news/ng-i...
A day where the phrase “gift link” is ominous and foreboding.
November 22, 2025 at 2:40 PM
A day where the phrase “gift link” is ominous and foreboding.
Comment from Larry Summers on MTG resignation: “Fidelio”
November 22, 2025 at 2:37 AM
Comment from Larry Summers on MTG resignation: “Fidelio”
“How can I recline when I never clined in the 1st place?”
Chair salesman cocks gun, “Get the fuck out of my store. Now!”
Chair salesman cocks gun, “Get the fuck out of my store. Now!”
November 21, 2025 at 12:51 PM
“How can I recline when I never clined in the 1st place?”
Chair salesman cocks gun, “Get the fuck out of my store. Now!”
Chair salesman cocks gun, “Get the fuck out of my store. Now!”