Mento_Alt
@altmento.bsky.social
Mostly NSFW. 🏳️🌈👬No LGB without the T.
Let's make this the nicer, smut filled place Twitter used to be.
Manchester UK
He/Him
Let's make this the nicer, smut filled place Twitter used to be.
Manchester UK
He/Him
Gym done, I'm determined to make my ass look good, but I think Ill feel it in my thighs tomorrow after those squats.
Might have been easy if it was squatting on someone's face.....
Might have been easy if it was squatting on someone's face.....
December 21, 2025 at 4:52 PM
Gym done, I'm determined to make my ass look good, but I think Ill feel it in my thighs tomorrow after those squats.
Might have been easy if it was squatting on someone's face.....
Might have been easy if it was squatting on someone's face.....
I don't know if I'm on Santa's Naughty List, or his Nice List.
All I want is to be on someone's To Do List.
All I want is to be on someone's To Do List.
December 17, 2025 at 5:16 PM
I don't know if I'm on Santa's Naughty List, or his Nice List.
All I want is to be on someone's To Do List.
All I want is to be on someone's To Do List.
Did a gym.
Did a shower.
Did a photo.
I await validation.
Did a shower.
Did a photo.
I await validation.
December 11, 2025 at 1:49 PM
Did a gym.
Did a shower.
Did a photo.
I await validation.
Did a shower.
Did a photo.
I await validation.
Heh. Nice.
The piss tank on the ISS is now 69% full.
December 6, 2025 at 4:08 PM
Heh. Nice.
Leader, looking at the alt account:
December 5, 2025 at 9:23 PM
Leader, looking at the alt account:
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who wants in?
November 29, 2025 at 7:55 PM
who wants in?
[Generic Ass Picture Caption]
November 29, 2025 at 8:04 PM
[Generic Ass Picture Caption]
Introduce yourself with five "animals" you've seen in the wild (Canal St edition):
Bears
Otters
Silver Wolves
Puppies
Piggies
(And quite a few Snakes as well...)
Bears
Otters
Silver Wolves
Puppies
Piggies
(And quite a few Snakes as well...)
Introduce yourself with five animals you've seen in the wild:
Fox
Dolphin
Kangaroo
Viper
Monitor lizard
+bonus: multiple stag dos in Blackpool
Fox
Dolphin
Kangaroo
Viper
Monitor lizard
+bonus: multiple stag dos in Blackpool
Introduce yourself with five animals you've seen in the wild:
Chameleon
Stork
Fox
Porpoise
Hare
Chameleon
Stork
Fox
Porpoise
Hare
November 29, 2025 at 7:18 PM
Introduce yourself with five "animals" you've seen in the wild (Canal St edition):
Bears
Otters
Silver Wolves
Puppies
Piggies
(And quite a few Snakes as well...)
Bears
Otters
Silver Wolves
Puppies
Piggies
(And quite a few Snakes as well...)
As a compromise: my bare knees can touch the grass whilst I swallow the dick?
Me and who?
Me and who?
November 15, 2025 at 9:37 AM
As a compromise: my bare knees can touch the grass whilst I swallow the dick?
Me and who?
Me and who?
If you are lucky enough to see this man on his birthday: buy him (and his man) a drink for me x
I’m turning 40 on Tuesday and to cope with that fact I am leaning heavy into the ‘daddy’ vibes. You can either get on board or get off the ride. ( Me, I’m the ride).
November 13, 2025 at 7:05 PM
If you are lucky enough to see this man on his birthday: buy him (and his man) a drink for me x
Can you imagine walking into the bathroom and seeing this?
I'd think I'd died and gone to heaven!
I'd think I'd died and gone to heaven!
Came across this excellent butt pic I took a few years ago. I had CAKE!
November 4, 2025 at 6:47 PM
Can you imagine walking into the bathroom and seeing this?
I'd think I'd died and gone to heaven!
I'd think I'd died and gone to heaven!
Jocktober. Gone, but not forgotten.
Like Scrooge and Christmas, I promise I will honour Jocktober in my heart, and try to keep it all the year.
Like Scrooge and Christmas, I promise I will honour Jocktober in my heart, and try to keep it all the year.
November 1, 2025 at 9:07 PM
Jocktober. Gone, but not forgotten.
Like Scrooge and Christmas, I promise I will honour Jocktober in my heart, and try to keep it all the year.
Like Scrooge and Christmas, I promise I will honour Jocktober in my heart, and try to keep it all the year.
THIS. 👇👇👇👇
I really need a nice fat dick in my mouth 😮💨
November 1, 2025 at 2:18 PM
THIS. 👇👇👇👇
October 26, 2025 at 9:15 PM
Not posted a photo for a while but someone liked sn old photo, so posted for valudation:
October 20, 2025 at 3:10 PM
Not posted a photo for a while but someone liked sn old photo, so posted for valudation:
As sexy as this man is, when he shows how much of a real geek he is, it's impossible to get any harder for him 🥵🥵
Two episodes in and I’m obsessed with Critical Role’s Campaign 4
October 11, 2025 at 10:45 AM
As sexy as this man is, when he shows how much of a real geek he is, it's impossible to get any harder for him 🥵🥵
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Back on my bullshit.
(Or on my back if you ask nicely)
(Or on my back if you ask nicely)
September 23, 2025 at 11:29 AM
Back on my bullshit.
(Or on my back if you ask nicely)
(Or on my back if you ask nicely)
Reposted by Mento_Alt
September 14, 2025 at 8:27 PM
It's not a want at this point; it's a need. 🥵
September 8, 2025 at 6:27 PM
It's not a want at this point; it's a need. 🥵
Is leg day working yet?
August 16, 2025 at 7:14 PM
Is leg day working yet?
Tories are arseholes,
Reform are Scum.
I wish that I was:
Reform are Scum.
I wish that I was:
August 15, 2025 at 8:46 PM
Tories are arseholes,
Reform are Scum.
I wish that I was:
Reform are Scum.
I wish that I was:
Washing the sins away.
Will there be anything left???
Will there be anything left???
August 5, 2025 at 5:20 PM
Washing the sins away.
Will there be anything left???
Will there be anything left???