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Alexified
@alxified.bsky.social
Music & anime geek
"Never Let You Down" x Kanye West aged horrendously. Smh
October 1, 2025 at 8:34 PM
>The green text format is trending...
>Is 4chan coming back? 👀
>Does... does Gen Z know about 4chan?
September 23, 2025 at 2:00 AM
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September 5, 2025 at 3:46 PM
Police Scanner x Chanel Beads

Feels like an 80s deep cut, but it's from last year! I love this retro moment we're having.
August 26, 2025 at 12:57 AM
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Sometimes I feel like throwing my hands up in the air but most of the time I feel like throwing grenades.
July 30, 2025 at 12:24 PM
"Burn so bright — I wonder what the wave meant."

// Can't Stop x RHCP
July 28, 2025 at 7:41 PM
I don't know the science to explain it, but...

Stimulation Clicker reset me.
July 19, 2025 at 1:48 AM
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I will make you listen to my favorite songs, one way or another
Facebook Adds Music for Text Posts
A new music engagement option on Facebook.
www.socialmediatoday.com
July 15, 2025 at 11:06 AM
My next relationship needs to be Savage Garden coded.

"... Until the sky falls down on me" type shit.
July 8, 2025 at 3:34 AM
Floored they're rebooting King of the Hill, and we've lost both Dale & John Redcorn. 😔

The latter being killed in hate crime by his Texan neighbor is horribly ironic.
a cartoon of a man talking to a native american with the words " hey do your people even celebrate thanksgiving "
Alt: Gif of King of the Hill - Dale Gribble asking John Redcorn, "Hey, do your people [Native Americans] even celebrate Thanksgiving?"
media.tenor.com
June 4, 2025 at 3:53 AM
A mulatto, an albino, a mosquito, and my libido walk into a bar...

No they didn't.

(I'll see myself out. 🚶‍♀️)
June 2, 2025 at 8:01 PM
This ages me. And no, I'm not a teenager anymore.
May 30, 2025 at 3:31 AM
Why does "Centerfold" x The J. Gelis Band sound like it was always karaoke?
May 30, 2025 at 3:10 AM
It's a real gamble
It’s fun starting a new hobby with ADHD because I never know if I’ve found a new lifelong passion or if I’m going to spend $2000 on stuff and immediately lose all interest
February 13, 2025 at 5:15 AM
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"The revolution about to be televised you picked the right time but the wrong guy"

KENDRICK 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

#superbowl
February 10, 2025 at 1:29 AM
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Based on my yearly visit, Facebook is now a tower of garbage, at the bottom of which is a long lost friend's desperate cry for immediate help, dated 11 months ago.
January 27, 2025 at 7:20 PM
This country has never needed counterculture, alt/indie rock, grunge and punk more than it does now.
January 25, 2025 at 2:21 AM
2025 Resolution: Work John Mulaney quotes into everyday conversation.

"Ya know... like a liar."
January 16, 2025 at 3:47 AM
"Like some posts; show us what you like."

The pressure to not make this app another doom scroller. 👀
January 13, 2025 at 5:43 PM
Hello, Bluesky! 🌞
a blue sky with a few clouds floating in it
Alt: a blue sky with a few clouds floating in it
media.tenor.com
November 26, 2024 at 3:49 AM