Amy Bowman
@ambow.bsky.social
My entire personality is a result of The Great Muppet Caper.
I went to the mall today and I'm convinced not one person there had ever been in public or interacted with another person in their life. This woman got to the entrance of a down escalator and just stood still to the point where I had to ask if she was going down.
December 30, 2025 at 9:14 PM
I went to the mall today and I'm convinced not one person there had ever been in public or interacted with another person in their life. This woman got to the entrance of a down escalator and just stood still to the point where I had to ask if she was going down.
Elite Christmas Eve views - NewsRadio Christmas episodes, my wine, and our tree
December 25, 2025 at 4:11 AM
Elite Christmas Eve views - NewsRadio Christmas episodes, my wine, and our tree
The Terrifier movies are frankly none of my business, but I understand the 3rd one has a mall Santa massacre and I'm here to remind you that It's Always Sunny did that like 13 years ago (and presumably way better). Food for thought for your holiday watching!
December 25, 2025 at 3:22 AM
The Terrifier movies are frankly none of my business, but I understand the 3rd one has a mall Santa massacre and I'm here to remind you that It's Always Sunny did that like 13 years ago (and presumably way better). Food for thought for your holiday watching!
The Floor finale rocked, best one yet
December 18, 2025 at 3:48 AM
The Floor finale rocked, best one yet
I unfortunately watched the Presidential address because it interrupted the season finale of The Floor. He opened with, "Good evening American" and it was all downhill from there. Brutal stuff
December 18, 2025 at 2:43 AM
I unfortunately watched the Presidential address because it interrupted the season finale of The Floor. He opened with, "Good evening American" and it was all downhill from there. Brutal stuff
I continue to pay penance for doubting the new Vanderpump Rules would have the juice but tonight it was revealed that Venus has a Bangerz tattoo just below his collarbone and he also got into a rooftop fight with a non-cast member. Thank god we're so back
December 17, 2025 at 3:12 AM
I continue to pay penance for doubting the new Vanderpump Rules would have the juice but tonight it was revealed that Venus has a Bangerz tattoo just below his collarbone and he also got into a rooftop fight with a non-cast member. Thank god we're so back
Reading all of the tepid-bad reviews of the new Avatar like
a man with a beard and mustache is smiling for the camera
ALT: a man with a beard and mustache is smiling for the camera
media.tenor.com
December 16, 2025 at 6:16 PM
Reading all of the tepid-bad reviews of the new Avatar like
This is the most unhinged reading of an audiobook by a human person I have *ever* heard
Even ChatGPT would listen to this and say, “there’s no way an actual human being did this.”
(Not to say that it actually is AI, but it couldn’t sound any more like AI if it was.)
(Not to say that it actually is AI, but it couldn’t sound any more like AI if it was.)
Okay, I think I figured out how to turn the audio sample into a video that can be uploaded to Bluesky. Here are the first 3 minutes.
December 12, 2025 at 3:39 AM
This is the most unhinged reading of an audiobook by a human person I have *ever* heard
Sundance line up dropped today, including a little movie called NIGHT NURSE. Naturally, I am thinking only of him:
December 11, 2025 at 2:12 AM
Sundance line up dropped today, including a little movie called NIGHT NURSE. Naturally, I am thinking only of him:
Reposted by Amy Bowman
If you want forever copies of your favorite Warners, buy your physicals soon!
BREAKING: Netflix to buy Warner Bros. Discovery, home to Harry Potter and Superman franchises, for $72 billion.
Netflix to acquire Warner Bros. studio and streaming business for $72 billion
Netflix has struck a deal with Warner Bros. Discovery to buy the legacy Hollywood giant’s studio and streaming business for $72 billion.
bit.ly
December 5, 2025 at 1:20 PM
If you want forever copies of your favorite Warners, buy your physicals soon!
Reposted by Amy Bowman
A perfect sign of how fucked Hollywood is: Warner Bros. has one of its most successful years -- in terms of quality and box office success -- in a while, and that all happens while its owner sells it to the avatar of devaluing the theatrical experience.
December 5, 2025 at 1:33 PM
A perfect sign of how fucked Hollywood is: Warner Bros. has one of its most successful years -- in terms of quality and box office success -- in a while, and that all happens while its owner sells it to the avatar of devaluing the theatrical experience.
This older man who is giving us absolutely nothing, personality-wise, is just clearing The Floor. I want him to win the whole thing.
December 4, 2025 at 1:46 AM
This older man who is giving us absolutely nothing, personality-wise, is just clearing The Floor. I want him to win the whole thing.
I have once again been thoroughly roasted by Spotify Wrapped.
December 3, 2025 at 2:17 PM
I have once again been thoroughly roasted by Spotify Wrapped.
I went to the Jinkx & Dela Holiday Show last night and when I saw Jeff Hiller's name pop up in the opening credits I said, "OHMYGODJEFFHILLER", all one word, and did a fist pump. I have never reacted like this before in public. I love that man!
November 27, 2025 at 3:17 PM
I went to the Jinkx & Dela Holiday Show last night and when I saw Jeff Hiller's name pop up in the opening credits I said, "OHMYGODJEFFHILLER", all one word, and did a fist pump. I have never reacted like this before in public. I love that man!
The Floor is a rollercoaster - two of the best duels we've seen (including a history making duel!!) interspersed with FLOP CITY. May this show run forever
November 20, 2025 at 1:40 AM
The Floor is a rollercoaster - two of the best duels we've seen (including a history making duel!!) interspersed with FLOP CITY. May this show run forever
Hey people in Unions and Guilds, a little PSA - if a producer owes you money and your Guild employees have transparently filled you in on all their efforts to get said money, don't take your frustrations out on them by phone and email! That really sucks!
November 14, 2025 at 8:36 PM
Hey people in Unions and Guilds, a little PSA - if a producer owes you money and your Guild employees have transparently filled you in on all their efforts to get said money, don't take your frustrations out on them by phone and email! That really sucks!
Once again BEGGING to be cast on The Floor. Box Office Flops...these guys didn't know Howard the Duck or Gigli???!! What??!!!
November 13, 2025 at 1:40 AM
Once again BEGGING to be cast on The Floor. Box Office Flops...these guys didn't know Howard the Duck or Gigli???!! What??!!!
@suckingalemon.bsky.social recently called me a True Trash Head and it's really one of the nicest things anyone has ever said about me
November 12, 2025 at 2:38 AM
@suckingalemon.bsky.social recently called me a True Trash Head and it's really one of the nicest things anyone has ever said about me
@jessehawken.bsky.social it's my duty to inform you that my mom texted me to say she and my dad are watching Den of Thieves and they think it's pretty good
November 12, 2025 at 12:47 AM
@jessehawken.bsky.social it's my duty to inform you that my mom texted me to say she and my dad are watching Den of Thieves and they think it's pretty good
Actual footage of me at work today
November 7, 2025 at 6:01 PM
Actual footage of me at work today
Guys who make weird fonts talking about Yorgos Lanthimos
November 7, 2025 at 3:03 AM
Trying out The Paper, on episode 3. I think it's got some promise but as of now I don't think Sabrina Impacciatore's character works at all, like she's so cartoonishly a villain that she's on a different show from everyone else
November 7, 2025 at 2:36 AM
Trying out The Paper, on episode 3. I think it's got some promise but as of now I don't think Sabrina Impacciatore's character works at all, like she's so cartoonishly a villain that she's on a different show from everyone else
I'd like to say that All's Fair is very bad (it is), but the characters have names like Liberty Ronson and Carrington Lane, so actually it's good.
November 5, 2025 at 2:50 AM
I'd like to say that All's Fair is very bad (it is), but the characters have names like Liberty Ronson and Carrington Lane, so actually it's good.