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“That one has a scary face. I wouldn’t want to go up against her.”
I think god had to invent winter. Otherwise Minnesota would have been too strong, too powerful
I love my two blackout drunk Minnesota sons
December 19, 2025 at 10:50 PM
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The sandwich trial is both funny and frightening — a reminder that federal criminal laws give the executive tremendous power, and you want the people wielding that power to be as responsible as possible.
November 5, 2025 at 6:58 PM
Happy Friday
July 25, 2025 at 8:11 PM
Forgot sandwich bread for lunch. Coworker brought in donuts.

Guess I’m having turkey and cheddar on glazed today.
April 30, 2025 at 5:55 PM
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Fire your appellate lawyer if she/he says any of the following:

1. Oh we don’t need to file a reply brief.

2. The judges don’t read them anyway.

3. I think the opening brief covers it.

4. I don’t like pizza.
Please don't decline to file a reply brief, people.
Lawgeeks, 7th Cir. (by Judge Scudder) reminds appellants that although a reply brief is not required, failing to file one can give the panel the impression that appellant has given up in the face of the arguments in appellee's answering brief.

media.ca7.uscourts.gov/cgi-bin/Opin...
April 9, 2025 at 6:36 PM
Gonna start using this emoji group for everything I like about the US

MLB opening day: 👊🇺🇸🔥
The Rocky Mountains: 👊🇺🇸🔥
Tiki masala tacos: 👊🇺🇸🔥
Winning the civil war: 👊🇺🇸🔥
March 24, 2025 at 9:06 PM
Do you think God stays in heaven because he, too, lives in fear of what he has created?
March 15, 2025 at 7:26 PM
The human back is a joke that God played on us, only we haven’t gotten the punch line yet
November 16, 2024 at 5:43 PM
Might have gone a little overboard at courthouse book club today (dropped two f-bombs in front of a federal magistrate judge)
September 28, 2023 at 12:32 AM