Alexis
@amck-mpls.bsky.social
No scrubs.
Tear down the prison industry :)
Tear down the prison industry :)
Proud to know someone named in the Epstein Files, go girl 🩷
December 22, 2025 at 12:15 AM
Proud to know someone named in the Epstein Files, go girl 🩷
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we've let a useless ineffective revenge and power psychosis prevail in the public policy of justice, really absurd when you think about it
December 18, 2025 at 3:46 PM
we've let a useless ineffective revenge and power psychosis prevail in the public policy of justice, really absurd when you think about it
This will hurt to read, but please read it anyway. Well-meaning people still need to be sternly corrected.
December 18, 2025 at 4:32 PM
This will hurt to read, but please read it anyway. Well-meaning people still need to be sternly corrected.
We need a bra that you can actually take off without removing your shirt but with none of the futzy sleeve maneuvers. Magnets are probably involved. Please help, I'm lazy and cold.
December 12, 2025 at 12:10 AM
We need a bra that you can actually take off without removing your shirt but with none of the futzy sleeve maneuvers. Magnets are probably involved. Please help, I'm lazy and cold.
The best part about giant snowfalls is everyone in the work chat the next day giving updates on when they're getting plowed
December 10, 2025 at 4:25 PM
The best part about giant snowfalls is everyone in the work chat the next day giving updates on when they're getting plowed
I am never ready for Matthew Rhys's real accent. He sounds like a goddamn hobbit.
December 9, 2025 at 8:48 PM
I am never ready for Matthew Rhys's real accent. He sounds like a goddamn hobbit.
Watching 'Face Off' tonight because one of my most closest people--WTF @drtrobridge.bsky.social--revealed today that he's not a Nic Cage fan...??
I directed him immediately to 'The Unbearable Weight...' and all should be right with the world shortly.
I directed him immediately to 'The Unbearable Weight...' and all should be right with the world shortly.
December 8, 2025 at 1:13 AM
Watching 'Face Off' tonight because one of my most closest people--WTF @drtrobridge.bsky.social--revealed today that he's not a Nic Cage fan...??
I directed him immediately to 'The Unbearable Weight...' and all should be right with the world shortly.
I directed him immediately to 'The Unbearable Weight...' and all should be right with the world shortly.
"OK girls, let's see what Daddy cooked up here"
- my boyfriend, to my dogs, tucking into the grilled cheese he just made
- my boyfriend, to my dogs, tucking into the grilled cheese he just made
December 4, 2025 at 11:19 PM
"OK girls, let's see what Daddy cooked up here"
- my boyfriend, to my dogs, tucking into the grilled cheese he just made
- my boyfriend, to my dogs, tucking into the grilled cheese he just made
Here's the best thing I saw on Reddit today, happy Thanksgiving fellow Native corn worshippers
November 28, 2025 at 12:29 AM
Here's the best thing I saw on Reddit today, happy Thanksgiving fellow Native corn worshippers
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absolutely harrowing description of adx supermax in colorado boltsmag.org/death-row-cl...
November 27, 2025 at 9:30 AM
absolutely harrowing description of adx supermax in colorado boltsmag.org/death-row-cl...
A guy buying soy sauce at Cub just told me I'm beautiful 💁🏽♀️
November 26, 2025 at 3:45 PM
A guy buying soy sauce at Cub just told me I'm beautiful 💁🏽♀️
I'm telling myself that Matlock is quoting The Wire here
November 25, 2025 at 12:19 AM
I'm telling myself that Matlock is quoting The Wire here
If The Beast in Me had been an HBO original, it would've been good. Brittany Snow holding her own in this cast, tho.
November 22, 2025 at 4:16 PM
If The Beast in Me had been an HBO original, it would've been good. Brittany Snow holding her own in this cast, tho.
I just realized I live by 3 drive thru Caribous, all basically across the street from each other
a close up of a woman 's face with short brown hair and bangs
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November 20, 2025 at 3:54 PM
I just realized I live by 3 drive thru Caribous, all basically across the street from each other
In the event your inner 4-year-old is looking for liquid St. Josephs: bubly orange cream
November 20, 2025 at 2:01 AM
In the event your inner 4-year-old is looking for liquid St. Josephs: bubly orange cream
I rescind any disparaging remarks I may have made in the past about headed steering wheels. I love the heated steering wheel in my new car so much that I do intend to marry it.
November 19, 2025 at 9:52 PM
I rescind any disparaging remarks I may have made in the past about headed steering wheels. I love the heated steering wheel in my new car so much that I do intend to marry it.
My work commute takes me right past Krispy Kreme and there is finally no line outside today. The hype over KK returning to MN inspired me to get an apple fritter at Cub yesterday and it was elite, as always
November 17, 2025 at 3:04 PM
My work commute takes me right past Krispy Kreme and there is finally no line outside today. The hype over KK returning to MN inspired me to get an apple fritter at Cub yesterday and it was elite, as always
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oh good glad we got the Catholic perspective on things
November 15, 2025 at 2:34 AM
oh good glad we got the Catholic perspective on things
This just in: a veggie brat with sauerkraut is a full serving of vegetables
November 12, 2025 at 2:05 AM
This just in: a veggie brat with sauerkraut is a full serving of vegetables
Was Janet Jackson's "If" the hottest, dirtiest, prettiest, sexiest music video of the 90s (and maybe all time?)
youtu.be/BTSd4vqnMwo?...
youtu.be/BTSd4vqnMwo?...
Janet Jackson - If
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November 10, 2025 at 12:57 AM
Was Janet Jackson's "If" the hottest, dirtiest, prettiest, sexiest music video of the 90s (and maybe all time?)
youtu.be/BTSd4vqnMwo?...
youtu.be/BTSd4vqnMwo?...
Traversing the landscape of Sephora sales associates to pick up my online order
a man in a yellow shirt is holding a woman 's hand in a hallway .
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November 8, 2025 at 4:44 PM
Traversing the landscape of Sephora sales associates to pick up my online order
I guess I'll just go fuck myself
Nigh on 2:00pm this November 7th and still no one has wished me a Happy Notary Day
November 8, 2025 at 12:22 AM
I guess I'll just go fuck myself
Nigh on 2:00pm this November 7th and still no one has wished me a Happy Notary Day
November 7, 2025 at 7:53 PM
Nigh on 2:00pm this November 7th and still no one has wished me a Happy Notary Day