@amyhatch8.bsky.social
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1) Got knocked down repeatedly
2) Got up again repeatedly
3) Drank a whiskey drink, a vodka drink, a lager drink, and a cider drink
4) Sang the songs that remind me of the good times
5) Sang the songs that remind me of the best times.
2) Got up again repeatedly
3) Drank a whiskey drink, a vodka drink, a lager drink, and a cider drink
4) Sang the songs that remind me of the good times
5) Sang the songs that remind me of the best times.
February 25, 2025 at 1:55 AM
1) Got knocked down repeatedly
2) Got up again repeatedly
3) Drank a whiskey drink, a vodka drink, a lager drink, and a cider drink
4) Sang the songs that remind me of the good times
5) Sang the songs that remind me of the best times.
2) Got up again repeatedly
3) Drank a whiskey drink, a vodka drink, a lager drink, and a cider drink
4) Sang the songs that remind me of the good times
5) Sang the songs that remind me of the best times.
Remember when the Onion was like way off the wall? Yeah, it’s getting hard to tell what headlines are real and satirical these days. I bet he does this tomorrow.
February 4, 2025 at 4:51 AM
Remember when the Onion was like way off the wall? Yeah, it’s getting hard to tell what headlines are real and satirical these days. I bet he does this tomorrow.
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Hi, I’m God.
You all died in 2016.
And yes, this is Hell.
You all died in 2016.
And yes, this is Hell.
January 25, 2025 at 7:49 PM
Hi, I’m God.
You all died in 2016.
And yes, this is Hell.
You all died in 2016.
And yes, this is Hell.
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He can't do what she can.
January 17, 2025 at 5:06 PM
He can't do what she can.
@txhatch.bsky.social & @zonatxst.bsky.social But yhere’s so much more to explore as of late… like slapping!!
“looks good, but will goldeneye still be popular late this year?”
January 12, 2025 at 11:41 PM
@txhatch.bsky.social & @zonatxst.bsky.social But yhere’s so much more to explore as of late… like slapping!!
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As long as we’re renaming places, I’m renaming ‘Texas’ as ‘Old Mexico.’
January 12, 2025 at 9:53 PM
As long as we’re renaming places, I’m renaming ‘Texas’ as ‘Old Mexico.’
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getting mad that a tab I’ve had open for six months didn’t actually turn out to be as interesting as I thought
January 9, 2025 at 10:04 PM
getting mad that a tab I’ve had open for six months didn’t actually turn out to be as interesting as I thought
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All restaurant menus online should be required to have prices
January 7, 2025 at 1:40 AM
All restaurant menus online should be required to have prices
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Rewatching Shrek right now.
Just realized how much ‘Lord Farquad’ sounds like ‘Lord Fuckwad.’
Was that intentional or is it just me?
Just realized how much ‘Lord Farquad’ sounds like ‘Lord Fuckwad.’
Was that intentional or is it just me?
December 7, 2024 at 12:28 AM
Rewatching Shrek right now.
Just realized how much ‘Lord Farquad’ sounds like ‘Lord Fuckwad.’
Was that intentional or is it just me?
Just realized how much ‘Lord Farquad’ sounds like ‘Lord Fuckwad.’
Was that intentional or is it just me?
Umm, only the Chiefs could get so lucky! That’s a 2-7 team for a reason!
November 29, 2024 at 11:19 PM
Umm, only the Chiefs could get so lucky! That’s a 2-7 team for a reason!