I think it might be my birthday
October 10, 2025 at 8:39 AM
I think it might be my birthday
Hell yeah
Thomas Müller to Vancouver Whitecaps is a done deal. The FC Bayern legend will sign a contract in Vancouver on August 1st [@cfbayern]
July 30, 2025 at 7:04 AM
Hell yeah
all my gorgeous gorgeous college friends are getting engaged to men who look like they have the personality of damp white wonderbread 😭
June 26, 2025 at 10:10 AM
all my gorgeous gorgeous college friends are getting engaged to men who look like they have the personality of damp white wonderbread 😭
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“One day I’ll be dead and I won’t have to watch this team,” thinks Leafs fan to cheer himself up
"One day I'll be dead and I won't have to watch this team," thinks Leafs fan to cheer himself up
TORONTO – In the wake of the Leafs discovering a new playoff performance low point even lower than their previous playoff lowpoints, fan Martin Scheffel advised that he takes comfort in the fact that ...
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May 15, 2025 at 5:32 PM
“One day I’ll be dead and I won’t have to watch this team,” thinks Leafs fan to cheer himself up
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I have also been led to understand that while both baby goats and sheep can immediately begin to stand and walk, sheep don't commit tax fraud until they're weaned whereas goats can do so immediately.
May 8, 2025 at 6:49 PM
I have also been led to understand that while both baby goats and sheep can immediately begin to stand and walk, sheep don't commit tax fraud until they're weaned whereas goats can do so immediately.
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scores the game-winner
because he HATES Florida
because he HATES Florida
May 6, 2025 at 2:50 AM
scores the game-winner
because he HATES Florida
because he HATES Florida
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the tiramisu fandom is dying hit like and retweet if you also like some ladyfingers in your mouth
April 24, 2025 at 8:14 PM
the tiramisu fandom is dying hit like and retweet if you also like some ladyfingers in your mouth
I went through all of this and filled my ballot in wrong and only found out because a Canadian friend asked me for help lmao
today was a really tough day mentally but at least my application to vote by mail in the canadian election was approved :)
April 25, 2025 at 4:44 PM
I went through all of this and filled my ballot in wrong and only found out because a Canadian friend asked me for help lmao
Uh oh! Smoked half a cigarette and now kinda wanna smoke more!
April 21, 2025 at 12:37 AM
Uh oh! Smoked half a cigarette and now kinda wanna smoke more!
If I had a nickel for every time Thomas Müller’s last major game was fucked over by a handball that wasn’t called I’d have two nickels which isn’t a lot but it’s weird that it’s happened twice
April 17, 2025 at 9:27 PM
If I had a nickel for every time Thomas Müller’s last major game was fucked over by a handball that wasn’t called I’d have two nickels which isn’t a lot but it’s weird that it’s happened twice
I did NOT cry (much) at the bar after Bayern lost last night I did however take 4 shots, drank 3 beers, and smoked a spliff so the fact that I’m still standing today is a miracle
April 17, 2025 at 9:24 PM
I did NOT cry (much) at the bar after Bayern lost last night I did however take 4 shots, drank 3 beers, and smoked a spliff so the fact that I’m still standing today is a miracle
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RIP Kurt Vonnegut. Gone 18 yrs. Dang.
April 11, 2025 at 11:49 AM
RIP Kurt Vonnegut. Gone 18 yrs. Dang.
today was a really tough day mentally but at least my application to vote by mail in the canadian election was approved :)
April 9, 2025 at 7:44 PM
today was a really tough day mentally but at least my application to vote by mail in the canadian election was approved :)
Finished severance last night and mythic quest tonight and both finales pissed me off in a way I can’t even put into words
April 7, 2025 at 7:13 PM
Finished severance last night and mythic quest tonight and both finales pissed me off in a way I can’t even put into words
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Live reaction of me realizing I started undergrad almost 10 years ago
March 20, 2025 at 10:53 PM
Live reaction of me realizing I started undergrad almost 10 years ago
Left the club early because it was kinda chilly and I just wanted to watch orphan black again
March 8, 2025 at 9:59 PM
Left the club early because it was kinda chilly and I just wanted to watch orphan black again
I’m rewatching orphan black and oh man I wish I could watch this show for the first time again I miss being terrified by Helena’s theme
March 7, 2025 at 10:59 PM
I’m rewatching orphan black and oh man I wish I could watch this show for the first time again I miss being terrified by Helena’s theme
Okay 2025 is it I’ve given up I’m gonna start smoking cigarettes
March 3, 2025 at 8:12 PM
Okay 2025 is it I’ve given up I’m gonna start smoking cigarettes
No emoji has captured the energy of the Skype emo emoticon I salute you fallen soldier 🫡
March 1, 2025 at 7:59 PM
No emoji has captured the energy of the Skype emo emoticon I salute you fallen soldier 🫡
Got the bar to play hot mulligan and the bar owner gave me this hat ama
March 1, 2025 at 12:28 AM
Got the bar to play hot mulligan and the bar owner gave me this hat ama