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Amy Jones
@amylaurajones.bsky.social
Writer, manatee enthusiast, keeper of the Great Potato
Honestly what a fucking joy it is to be able to support someone like @sarahjama.bsky.social
whose values actually align with my own, I wish everyone had this same opportunity
January 31, 2025 at 8:16 PM
LFGGGGG
January 31, 2025 at 8:13 PM
Omg this is a perfect convergence of all my favourite things!
Yes, this is the lab that hosts “drag and tag,” shark tagging research with drag queens that raises money for Florida LGBTQ youth.

We could sure use your support, and you get an amazing adventure out of it!

www.scientificamerican.com/article/drag...
January 31, 2025 at 5:32 PM
The problem with rewatching The Sopranos is that eventually you have to watch the series finale of The Sopranos
January 30, 2025 at 2:56 AM
I’m sorry what
January 29, 2025 at 3:36 AM
January 29, 2025 at 2:41 AM
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✰✰✰✰B I G B I G B I G ✰✰✰✰

▓▓!!H O B T O W N A L E R T!!!▓▓

Cover REVEAL for HOBTOWN III: THE SECRET OF THE SAUCER!!!

www.simonandschuster.net/books/Hobtow...
Hobtown Mystery Stories Vol. 3
Return to Hobtown, the charming rural village in Nova Scotia at the heart of surreal and haunting mysteries, and home to the after-school Teen Dete...
www.simonandschuster.net
January 28, 2025 at 10:39 PM
Every time it’s a little bit weather-y I assume the power is going out (even though here in Ontario it never does) because I am a Maritimer traumatized by Nova Scotia Power
January 28, 2025 at 2:53 AM
And how lucky are we to have her!!!!
I will be running for re-election in Hamilton Centre as an Independent.

You can volunteer with us by making calls, knocking on doors, or donating to the campaign.

Reach out to me and my team at www.hamiltoncentre.ca.

See you at the doors, Hamilton Centre!
January 27, 2025 at 4:10 PM
Hey that’s cool, *you* work on revisions with a heating pad on your sore back, *I’ll* nap all day then go out and bark at the neighbour for a while and then demand to be showered in treats
January 25, 2025 at 6:35 PM
I secretly believe that all those words I pronounce wrong because I read them first before saying them aloud are actually right and it’s everyone else who is wrong
January 25, 2025 at 6:12 PM
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take me down to the Half A Tub City where the tubs are cut in half so they drain kind of shitty
January 25, 2025 at 3:57 AM
I would like to know who to invoice for all the time I’ve wasted this week trying to figure out how the fuck to turn off all these AI functions that have been forced on me
January 23, 2025 at 9:05 PM
1. famous/beach bum/married to a hot rock star
2. theatre
3. stuck with theatre so I could get tf out of there faster
4. non-famous writer, married to hot writer (yes, professionally)
if you went to college
1. what was your career goal when you started?
2. your initial major?
3. if you changed majors, what did you change to?
4. what do you do now, professionally?

1. Writer/editor/literary agent
2. English
3. Never changed
4. Writer/literary agent
if you went to college
1. what was your career goal when you started?
2. your initial major?
3. if you changed majors, what did you change to?
4. what do you do now, professionally?

1. i was interested in genetics but unsure
2. History
3. Never changed
4. Writer/creative writing prof
January 22, 2025 at 5:44 PM
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"Between the time when the oceans drank Atlantis and the rise of the sons of Aryas, there was an age undreamed of. And unto this Conan destined to wear the jeweled crown upon a troubled brow. It is I, his chronicler who alone can tell thee of his saga. Let me tell you of the days of high adventure!"
January 18, 2025 at 3:14 AM
Literally never thought I would google THIS in a million years
January 17, 2025 at 5:12 PM
No artist in any medium has had a bigger impact on my art or my worldview. Goodbye, David Lynch.
January 16, 2025 at 6:55 PM
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a boy with big feelings.
January 15, 2025 at 3:19 PM
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Ohhhhh my god china is going to steal my data? should we tell Kaiser Permanente? Should we throw a party?should we invite ticketmaster
“enjoy getting your data stolen by china” girl i have a google account there is nothing you could do to my data that hasn’t already been done
January 14, 2025 at 9:12 PM
This post brought to you by the extremely clunky exposition I just shoehorned into the chapter I just wrote
Why on crime shows are the cops always briefing each other as they get out of the car and walk to the crime scene?? You drove there together, did you not talk to each other at all???
January 15, 2025 at 1:15 AM
Why on crime shows are the cops always briefing each other as they get out of the car and walk to the crime scene?? You drove there together, did you not talk to each other at all???
January 15, 2025 at 1:10 AM
Creep
January 14, 2025 at 4:15 AM
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There have been many wonderful things said about Andrew Pyper these last few days. Here’s a beautiful tribute from Craig Davidson: www.theglobeandmail.com/opinion/arti...
January 6, 2025 at 1:17 PM
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January 2, 2025 at 5:29 PM