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What are we even doing here, Apple? Get your autocorrect together.
January 31, 2026 at 4:26 PM
What are we even doing here, Apple? Get your autocorrect together.
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Matt Shaw really beginning to doubt his "Jews will not replace us" poster.
January 11, 2026 at 3:51 AM
Matt Shaw really beginning to doubt his "Jews will not replace us" poster.
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The “prosecute the former regime at every level” candidate has my vote in 2028.
January 7, 2026 at 8:26 PM
The “prosecute the former regime at every level” candidate has my vote in 2028.
Indict pedophiles.
It's 2026.
Things many American school kids probably don't know how to do:
* Dial a rotary telephone
* Tell time from an analog clock
* Read or write cursive
* Decipher Roman numerals
* Navigate with a paper map or use a compass
* Balance a checkbook
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Things many American school kids probably don't know how to do:
* Dial a rotary telephone
* Tell time from an analog clock
* Read or write cursive
* Decipher Roman numerals
* Navigate with a paper map or use a compass
* Balance a checkbook
(Please add more below)
January 2, 2026 at 5:40 PM
Indict pedophiles.
The curse of the announcers.
“Here comes the kicker who has never missed…”
“Here comes the kicker who has never missed…”
December 19, 2025 at 4:15 AM
The curse of the announcers.
“Here comes the kicker who has never missed…”
“Here comes the kicker who has never missed…”
I hate the Rams, but I love me a fat-guy kicker.
December 19, 2025 at 1:45 AM
I hate the Rams, but I love me a fat-guy kicker.
I wanna buy @puptheband.bsky.social ‘s live album the are releasing but I don’t need the physical record (it comes with a download code). They can just sell the download code. If I get it, does anyone what the actual record for free?
December 12, 2025 at 10:44 PM
I wanna buy @puptheband.bsky.social ‘s live album the are releasing but I don’t need the physical record (it comes with a download code). They can just sell the download code. If I get it, does anyone what the actual record for free?
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December 8, 2025 at 8:52 PM
I'm sure everyone who will see this already subscribes, but if you don't, this is a VERY GOOD DEAL™, and I look forward to this newsletter delivered every morning to my inbox--in the same way I enjoyed the sports page from my local paper as a kid (I am old).
Same to you @murray.senate.gov and @cantwell.senate.gov. The ACA, and SNAP doesn't affect me, but with a bunch of travel coming up the flights sure do. We can't cave just because it became inconvenient *for me.* Forget my travel, let's save Americans! Replace Schumer. We need a resistance party.
@wyden.senate.gov how have you not replaced Schumer yet? I no longer believe in you or the other liberals at this point. Primary everyone.
November 10, 2025 at 5:53 PM
Same to you @murray.senate.gov and @cantwell.senate.gov. The ACA, and SNAP doesn't affect me, but with a bunch of travel coming up the flights sure do. We can't cave just because it became inconvenient *for me.* Forget my travel, let's save Americans! Replace Schumer. We need a resistance party.
Everyone needs to go over to instagram and show love to Bazardo. Let him know he is loved and it’s sports—we had a great time cheering this team and thanks for the season!
October 21, 2025 at 2:46 PM
Everyone needs to go over to instagram and show love to Bazardo. Let him know he is loved and it’s sports—we had a great time cheering this team and thanks for the season!
How many broken bats until we hit the record of broken bats in a game?
October 11, 2025 at 3:17 AM
How many broken bats until we hit the record of broken bats in a game?
We’re not hitting a lot right now, but I agree with Wainwright—I love them making Skubal throw a lot of pitches.
October 11, 2025 at 1:14 AM
We’re not hitting a lot right now, but I agree with Wainwright—I love them making Skubal throw a lot of pitches.
Did anyone else catch one of the Tigers/M's ALDS games where the announcers were going OFF on Javy Baez's 2025 plate discipline? As if it had improved? I was apoplectic.
Any guesses on his BB total for 2025 based on their ravings?
TEN. Third-lowest of his career.
People on TV can just say stuff.
Any guesses on his BB total for 2025 based on their ravings?
TEN. Third-lowest of his career.
People on TV can just say stuff.
October 10, 2025 at 7:26 PM
Did anyone else catch one of the Tigers/M's ALDS games where the announcers were going OFF on Javy Baez's 2025 plate discipline? As if it had improved? I was apoplectic.
Any guesses on his BB total for 2025 based on their ravings?
TEN. Third-lowest of his career.
People on TV can just say stuff.
Any guesses on his BB total for 2025 based on their ravings?
TEN. Third-lowest of his career.
People on TV can just say stuff.
Cal should be the AL MVP for two irrefutable statistical FACTS: I like him as a player, and 60 is a nice round number.
Also, Mark McLemore was the MVP of the M’s 2001 season and should be remembered more often.
Also, Mark McLemore was the MVP of the M’s 2001 season and should be remembered more often.
September 29, 2025 at 7:32 PM
Cal should be the AL MVP for two irrefutable statistical FACTS: I like him as a player, and 60 is a nice round number.
Also, Mark McLemore was the MVP of the M’s 2001 season and should be remembered more often.
Also, Mark McLemore was the MVP of the M’s 2001 season and should be remembered more often.
Ethical question for my liberal M’s friends: I absolutely want the M’s to win the WS. But I do not want to find out that Cal, Woo, Geno, & the gang are Trump fans (I.e. “it’s an honor to be invited to the White House”)
Cheer them on and then block all baseball news until P&C report? Other ideas?
Cheer them on and then block all baseball news until P&C report? Other ideas?
September 27, 2025 at 12:52 AM
Ethical question for my liberal M’s friends: I absolutely want the M’s to win the WS. But I do not want to find out that Cal, Woo, Geno, & the gang are Trump fans (I.e. “it’s an honor to be invited to the White House”)
Cheer them on and then block all baseball news until P&C report? Other ideas?
Cheer them on and then block all baseball news until P&C report? Other ideas?
Hey @brendelbored.bsky.social , if we are adopting dad-energy people with movie choice and tong-clacking, is there an equivalency exchange program with gay-energy people?
What do I have to like (as a heterosexual) to be ceremonially part of the gay community? Chappel Roan? Showgirls? Scarves?
What do I have to like (as a heterosexual) to be ceremonially part of the gay community? Chappel Roan? Showgirls? Scarves?
July 22, 2025 at 3:39 PM
Hey @brendelbored.bsky.social , if we are adopting dad-energy people with movie choice and tong-clacking, is there an equivalency exchange program with gay-energy people?
What do I have to like (as a heterosexual) to be ceremonially part of the gay community? Chappel Roan? Showgirls? Scarves?
What do I have to like (as a heterosexual) to be ceremonially part of the gay community? Chappel Roan? Showgirls? Scarves?
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11/10 social media work by the Durham Bulls
June 26, 2025 at 7:04 PM
11/10 social media work by the Durham Bulls
Hello friends. Pretty sure JESUS wants me to buy this Firebird
June 24, 2025 at 4:52 PM
Hello friends. Pretty sure JESUS wants me to buy this Firebird
Saw Gary Payton playing pick-up ball a school near OSU campus around 1990 in Corvallis. Just destroying a group of white dudes.
Right folks. Feeling rather down at the moment so bringing back an oldie
Please Quote this with your most minor celebrity interaction
Please Quote this with your most minor celebrity interaction
June 13, 2025 at 5:14 PM
Saw Gary Payton playing pick-up ball a school near OSU campus around 1990 in Corvallis. Just destroying a group of white dudes.
Why isn’t there a “Ceremonial First Pitch” at concerts? It makes more sense with the the symphony, but before @puptheband.bsky.social plays in Seattle they should bring out Ken Griffey Jr. to sing a Bb.
June 13, 2025 at 1:51 AM
Why isn’t there a “Ceremonial First Pitch” at concerts? It makes more sense with the the symphony, but before @puptheband.bsky.social plays in Seattle they should bring out Ken Griffey Jr. to sing a Bb.
Hey @adamsmith.house.gov , do you feeling like backing up some of your rhetoric with impeachment articles against Noem now? I'd love to see my rep. take a leadership role here so that Washingtonians can know you have our backs.
June 12, 2025 at 8:18 PM
Hey @adamsmith.house.gov , do you feeling like backing up some of your rhetoric with impeachment articles against Noem now? I'd love to see my rep. take a leadership role here so that Washingtonians can know you have our backs.
Thank you @cantwell.senate.gov for your comments just now on Sen. Padilla. Now keep the pressure up. Get in front of every camera you can to push impeachment of this lawless authoritarian regime.
June 12, 2025 at 7:44 PM
Thank you @cantwell.senate.gov for your comments just now on Sen. Padilla. Now keep the pressure up. Get in front of every camera you can to push impeachment of this lawless authoritarian regime.
Hey @governorferguson.bsky.social What are you doing to prepare for the inevitable mass ICE raids/Military occupation of Seattle? @governor.ca.gov looks alone at this point but he won't be soon. Step up and show some leadership and preparation here. It's pretty clear what the pattern and agenda is.
June 11, 2025 at 4:33 PM
Hey @governorferguson.bsky.social What are you doing to prepare for the inevitable mass ICE raids/Military occupation of Seattle? @governor.ca.gov looks alone at this point but he won't be soon. Step up and show some leadership and preparation here. It's pretty clear what the pattern and agenda is.
Hey team: @cantwell.senate.gov @murray.senate.gov @adamsmith.house.gov
What are we doing to prepare for the next step of the fascist agenda--when they come to Seattle? It's gonna happen and we are (again) going to be completely without competent national leaders if you don't step up now.
What are we doing to prepare for the next step of the fascist agenda--when they come to Seattle? It's gonna happen and we are (again) going to be completely without competent national leaders if you don't step up now.
June 11, 2025 at 4:30 PM
Hey team: @cantwell.senate.gov @murray.senate.gov @adamsmith.house.gov
What are we doing to prepare for the next step of the fascist agenda--when they come to Seattle? It's gonna happen and we are (again) going to be completely without competent national leaders if you don't step up now.
What are we doing to prepare for the next step of the fascist agenda--when they come to Seattle? It's gonna happen and we are (again) going to be completely without competent national leaders if you don't step up now.