An Actual Lawn Shrimp
@anactuallawnshrimp.bsky.social
He/Him
MS Applied Mathematics
Junior Programmer in Clinical Research
Gamer and musician (unskilled)
Passionate American lefty
MS Applied Mathematics
Junior Programmer in Clinical Research
Gamer and musician (unskilled)
Passionate American lefty
Hahaha. Rapist Mike Tyson sponsored by MAGA.
February 9, 2026 at 1:36 AM
Hahaha. Rapist Mike Tyson sponsored by MAGA.
Jesus
Concentration camps:
“For 280 days we haven’t eaten a single piece of fruit, banana, apple, orange, or anything fresh. We are all in one big room with no doors or windows. We can’t see any grass or trees. We are all constantly sick."
“For 280 days we haven’t eaten a single piece of fruit, banana, apple, orange, or anything fresh. We are all in one big room with no doors or windows. We can’t see any grass or trees. We are all constantly sick."
Exclusive: Detention Center Captives Are Throwing Lotion Bottles Wrapped With Notes to Organizers Outside Otay Mesa Facility ~ L.A. TACO
“For 280 days we haven’t eaten a single piece of fruit, banana, apple, orange, or anything fresh," an Otay Mesa captive communicated through handwritten note. "We are all in one big room with no doors...
lataco.com
February 8, 2026 at 2:49 AM
Jesus
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Got distracted deleting some cringe skeets and almost burnt my naan
December 30, 2025 at 12:09 AM
Got distracted deleting some cringe skeets and almost burnt my naan
Very unlikely that three demogorgons fail their saves against a single Hold Monster spell at once but okay. Maybe the Sorc had some good portent rolls (if they even had those in AD&D)
December 26, 2025 at 11:45 PM
Very unlikely that three demogorgons fail their saves against a single Hold Monster spell at once but okay. Maybe the Sorc had some good portent rolls (if they even had those in AD&D)
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Never stop calling them KAVANAUGH STOPS.
Check out the Kavanaugh FN 4; I think it's pretty clear that the Kavanaugh Stop thing has gotten to him:
December 24, 2025 at 2:14 AM
Never stop calling them KAVANAUGH STOPS.
Civil disobedience is the only true form of protest
December 22, 2025 at 6:36 PM
Civil disobedience is the only true form of protest
When this happens in socialist countries, the right blames the socialism. The same thing happened in my home town. These people will not move for work, their town will turn into a shell of its former self.
apnews.com/article/tyso...
apnews.com/article/tyso...
A small town's American Dream is at risk. What happens when its biggest employer shuts down?
Tyson Foods is closing its beef plant in Lexington, Nebraska, laying off 3,200 workers next month in a town of just 11,000.
apnews.com
December 22, 2025 at 4:09 PM
When this happens in socialist countries, the right blames the socialism. The same thing happened in my home town. These people will not move for work, their town will turn into a shell of its former self.
apnews.com/article/tyso...
apnews.com/article/tyso...
A TRILLION dollars in military spending? Like, fuck.
December 17, 2025 at 6:13 PM
A TRILLION dollars in military spending? Like, fuck.
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This is really good work.
MAGAZINER: How many veterans have you deported?
NOEM: We haven't deported veterans
MAGAZINER: We are now joined on Zoom by a combat veteran you deported to Korea
NOEM: We haven't deported veterans
MAGAZINER: We are now joined on Zoom by a combat veteran you deported to Korea
December 11, 2025 at 6:53 PM
This is really good work.
From R+22 to R+4 over a year in a gerrymandered district? Not bad, Tennessee.
December 3, 2025 at 2:47 AM
From R+22 to R+4 over a year in a gerrymandered district? Not bad, Tennessee.
Stranger Things 5 has an obligation to bring the term “Psionics” back into the zeitgeist.
November 29, 2025 at 2:20 AM
Stranger Things 5 has an obligation to bring the term “Psionics” back into the zeitgeist.
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The President of the United States just called for Democratic members of Congress to be executed. "HANG THEM", he posted.
If you're a person of influence in this country and you haven't picked a side, maybe now would be the time to pick a fucking side.
If you're a person of influence in this country and you haven't picked a side, maybe now would be the time to pick a fucking side.
November 20, 2025 at 4:15 PM
The President of the United States just called for Democratic members of Congress to be executed. "HANG THEM", he posted.
If you're a person of influence in this country and you haven't picked a side, maybe now would be the time to pick a fucking side.
If you're a person of influence in this country and you haven't picked a side, maybe now would be the time to pick a fucking side.
Music genre apathy is punk as fuck actually because there’s no way an algo can figure out what you want if you’re going from lo-fi jazzcore to math folk on a whim
November 18, 2025 at 6:57 PM
Music genre apathy is punk as fuck actually because there’s no way an algo can figure out what you want if you’re going from lo-fi jazzcore to math folk on a whim
Okay but why is Bobby Hill punk-rock?
November 5, 2025 at 4:54 PM
Okay but why is Bobby Hill punk-rock?
Oh my God, Schumer voted for Cuomo, didn’t he?
November 4, 2025 at 10:06 PM
Oh my God, Schumer voted for Cuomo, didn’t he?
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Happy Election Day, friends!
Our vote is our voice—and our right. We must do everything we can to protect it from wannabe dictators and efforts to silence us.
🗳️ For folks in PA, you can find your poll site here: www.pa.gov/services/vot...
Our vote is our voice—and our right. We must do everything we can to protect it from wannabe dictators and efforts to silence us.
🗳️ For folks in PA, you can find your poll site here: www.pa.gov/services/vot...
Find your Local Polling Place
Find your Local Polling Place
www.pa.gov
November 4, 2025 at 2:58 PM
Happy Election Day, friends!
Our vote is our voice—and our right. We must do everything we can to protect it from wannabe dictators and efforts to silence us.
🗳️ For folks in PA, you can find your poll site here: www.pa.gov/services/vot...
Our vote is our voice—and our right. We must do everything we can to protect it from wannabe dictators and efforts to silence us.
🗳️ For folks in PA, you can find your poll site here: www.pa.gov/services/vot...
If my math is right, this is about the same amount China was already buying before the whole fiasco. All this effort just to bring things back to where they were in January. apnews.com/live/donald-...
Live updates: China agrees to purchase 25 million metric tons of US soybeans each year, treasury secretary says
China has agreed to purchase 25 million metric tons of U.S. soybeans annually as part of an agreement reached by its leaders, Treasury Secretary Scott Bessent said Thursday.
apnews.com
October 30, 2025 at 4:18 PM
If my math is right, this is about the same amount China was already buying before the whole fiasco. All this effort just to bring things back to where they were in January. apnews.com/live/donald-...
@dropout.tv did… did @rossbryant.bsky.social predict the Louvre robbery? (Re: Make Some Noise S4 E2)
October 28, 2025 at 2:50 AM
@dropout.tv did… did @rossbryant.bsky.social predict the Louvre robbery? (Re: Make Some Noise S4 E2)
He’s terrified of you @aoc.bsky.social 😈
Trump: AOC is talking about having rebellions, she's not the leader, who the hell wants to go into her door anyway, she never took a course on the environment. The only thing wrong with midterms is a President gets elected, and for some reason, you lose the midterms.
October 22, 2025 at 7:00 PM
He’s terrified of you @aoc.bsky.social 😈
Don’t feed the trolls. That means don’t repost their posts, even to mock them.
October 19, 2025 at 4:26 AM
Don’t feed the trolls. That means don’t repost their posts, even to mock them.
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An ICE agent, who is being arrested for drunk driving and nearly killing his little kids & others, tries to stop the arrest by racially profiling the officers arresting him. Amazing to watch the courtesy given to him as he is belligerent and uncooperative
October 17, 2025 at 3:11 PM
An ICE agent, who is being arrested for drunk driving and nearly killing his little kids & others, tries to stop the arrest by racially profiling the officers arresting him. Amazing to watch the courtesy given to him as he is belligerent and uncooperative
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Losing my mind and what look like video game assets but instead were used to justify war crimes and genocide in the real world
October 9, 2025 at 12:17 AM
Losing my mind and what look like video game assets but instead were used to justify war crimes and genocide in the real world
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every time one of those "look how evil ages you" posts goes viral you get a reminder that much of us have heuristics for navigating the world that aren't much different from that of a middle ages peasant
October 3, 2025 at 11:06 PM
every time one of those "look how evil ages you" posts goes viral you get a reminder that much of us have heuristics for navigating the world that aren't much different from that of a middle ages peasant