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mr macron please nuke us already, for we die a thousand deaths of shame every day this continues
January 19, 2026 at 12:30 PM
mr macron please nuke us already, for we die a thousand deaths of shame every day this continues
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“The laws and constitution of the United States should be enforced as written and without undue prejudice or favor.”
man we need a way to say "the moral rot and depravity of this country's elite must be burned out of it with cleansing fire" that isn't wildly reactionary-coded
November 13, 2025 at 1:00 AM
“The laws and constitution of the United States should be enforced as written and without undue prejudice or favor.”
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Cursed [non-branded head-orbiting] stones.
November 4, 2025 at 6:12 PM
Cursed [non-branded head-orbiting] stones.
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Live-action comedy short film about a wildlife researcher's repeated, increasingly cartoonish failed attempts to tag members of a rare species for study, and their burgeoning paranoia that it's the same specific bird every time. There is no explicit textual confirmation whether they're correct.
September 16, 2025 at 4:08 AM
Live-action comedy short film about a wildlife researcher's repeated, increasingly cartoonish failed attempts to tag members of a rare species for study, and their burgeoning paranoia that it's the same specific bird every time. There is no explicit textual confirmation whether they're correct.
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DUNGEON BOSS. On the mountain top. Wrackton is an evil blind sage staff fighter, Level 7. Death Wing is a Lvl 10 peregrine falcon that can fly 300 mph, decapitate knights in a single pass, and blow over a horse with his shockwave. He has the mind of a normal trained falcon.
August 27, 2025 at 2:32 AM
DUNGEON BOSS. On the mountain top. Wrackton is an evil blind sage staff fighter, Level 7. Death Wing is a Lvl 10 peregrine falcon that can fly 300 mph, decapitate knights in a single pass, and blow over a horse with his shockwave. He has the mind of a normal trained falcon.
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There are only two genders. Don't pretend that there aren't.
So be honest. Are you a blacksmith or a miner?
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So be honest. Are you a blacksmith or a miner?
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Dwarven Gender, Continued
Remember that post I did about dwarven gender? If you haven't read it--you're in luck. You can be just as confused as Podrick, below. It...
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August 20, 2025 at 5:50 AM
There are only two genders. Don't pretend that there aren't.
So be honest. Are you a blacksmith or a miner?
goblinpunch.blogspot.com/2025/08/dwar...
So be honest. Are you a blacksmith or a miner?
goblinpunch.blogspot.com/2025/08/dwar...
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They're becoming such Small Cats instead of potato mice!
August 5, 2025 at 5:37 PM
They're becoming such Small Cats instead of potato mice!
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final_final_update based on requests. didn't add anything i wasn't familiar with or wasn't too sure of.
August 3, 2025 at 7:13 PM
final_final_update based on requests. didn't add anything i wasn't familiar with or wasn't too sure of.
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Ok, one like = one game recommendation.
July 29, 2025 at 12:09 AM
Ok, one like = one game recommendation.
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Great time to catch up on past episodes if you've been lagging -- Lina was absolutely on fire during Carpenter vs. Roan II open.spotify.com/episode/7MP6...
July 22, 2025 at 5:55 PM
Great time to catch up on past episodes if you've been lagging -- Lina was absolutely on fire during Carpenter vs. Roan II open.spotify.com/episode/7MP6...
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MONSTER: Atrocidon. Stats as ogre. Appear in packs of 1d3+1. Powerful lizard-hulks but effectiveness is crippled by their overriding urge for cruelty. Will *always* attack the weakest person. Will *always* go out of their way to trample a baby. Famously easy to control in this way.
June 26, 2025 at 9:03 PM
MONSTER: Atrocidon. Stats as ogre. Appear in packs of 1d3+1. Powerful lizard-hulks but effectiveness is crippled by their overriding urge for cruelty. Will *always* attack the weakest person. Will *always* go out of their way to trample a baby. Famously easy to control in this way.
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415 Medieval Questions from Sidrak and Bokkus
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Sidrak and Bokkus: 415 Medieval Questions
A traditional high-effort medieval post from Skerples? Is it 2017? Sidrak and Bokkus is a Middle English verse adaptation of an Old French ...
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April 14, 2025 at 12:20 PM
415 Medieval Questions from Sidrak and Bokkus
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“Bad faith” is levied as an accusation on here way too often. Maybe I’m just misinformed or stupid. Think of that, assholes?
March 28, 2025 at 3:24 PM
“Bad faith” is levied as an accusation on here way too often. Maybe I’m just misinformed or stupid. Think of that, assholes?
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Naturalists think that this is what happens to liches whose phylacteries are destroyed. Huge tortoises are just unusually vulnerable at the astral level, and tortoise brains are very erosive to human memories.
March 28, 2025 at 3:12 AM
Naturalists think that this is what happens to liches whose phylacteries are destroyed. Huge tortoises are just unusually vulnerable at the astral level, and tortoise brains are very erosive to human memories.
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Magic Item - Ghast Pituitary. If you eat this and then eat someone's brain, you can learn *roughly* what they knew, but you need to succeed on a Cha save or have your personality permanently altered to be more similar to theirs.
Another Cha save, or you'll adopt 1 of their values/goals.
Another Cha save, or you'll adopt 1 of their values/goals.
March 28, 2025 at 3:04 AM
Magic Item - Ghast Pituitary. If you eat this and then eat someone's brain, you can learn *roughly* what they knew, but you need to succeed on a Cha save or have your personality permanently altered to be more similar to theirs.
Another Cha save, or you'll adopt 1 of their values/goals.
Another Cha save, or you'll adopt 1 of their values/goals.
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A Monster - Emperor Tortoise
Cruel carnivores. 800 lbs, but no natural attacks. Can cast *magic jar* to swap bodies with you. While piloting your body, they'll jump off a cliff or drown you. Then they switch back and eat your corpse. Cha negates.
Plan B is hiding in their shell and screaming.
Cruel carnivores. 800 lbs, but no natural attacks. Can cast *magic jar* to swap bodies with you. While piloting your body, they'll jump off a cliff or drown you. Then they switch back and eat your corpse. Cha negates.
Plan B is hiding in their shell and screaming.
March 28, 2025 at 3:08 AM
A Monster - Emperor Tortoise
Cruel carnivores. 800 lbs, but no natural attacks. Can cast *magic jar* to swap bodies with you. While piloting your body, they'll jump off a cliff or drown you. Then they switch back and eat your corpse. Cha negates.
Plan B is hiding in their shell and screaming.
Cruel carnivores. 800 lbs, but no natural attacks. Can cast *magic jar* to swap bodies with you. While piloting your body, they'll jump off a cliff or drown you. Then they switch back and eat your corpse. Cha negates.
Plan B is hiding in their shell and screaming.
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i do not like this lyman stone, i do not want him in my home, i think he is a stupid prick, a theocrat dumb as a brick, he is incorrect on the middle east, on immigration he is right the least. his arrogance is a mighty test, in 2020 he voted for kanye west
March 25, 2025 at 11:08 AM
i do not like this lyman stone, i do not want him in my home, i think he is a stupid prick, a theocrat dumb as a brick, he is incorrect on the middle east, on immigration he is right the least. his arrogance is a mighty test, in 2020 he voted for kanye west
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someone should do a bit in which they analyze the silmarillion and LoTR through the lens of assuming that the book's redactor and translator, a christian monk, has hopelessly mangled the original pagan mythology in order to better fit it within the worldview of the newly-converted westrons
March 20, 2025 at 9:53 AM
someone should do a bit in which they analyze the silmarillion and LoTR through the lens of assuming that the book's redactor and translator, a christian monk, has hopelessly mangled the original pagan mythology in order to better fit it within the worldview of the newly-converted westrons
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"Movies where knowing there's a Twist is a spoiler" and "movies where knowing there's a Twist tells you nothing" are not opposites. The real opposite pole to the former is "movies where knowing there's a Twist actively makes it harder to correctly anticipate the Twist".
March 19, 2025 at 6:10 PM
"Movies where knowing there's a Twist is a spoiler" and "movies where knowing there's a Twist tells you nothing" are not opposites. The real opposite pole to the former is "movies where knowing there's a Twist actively makes it harder to correctly anticipate the Twist".
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every year around christmas time the ballet dancers who play the rats in the nutcracker come out with a series of unexplained banger tiktok videos and anyway this is my favorite part of the holiday season
December 14, 2024 at 5:06 PM
every year around christmas time the ballet dancers who play the rats in the nutcracker come out with a series of unexplained banger tiktok videos and anyway this is my favorite part of the holiday season
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Brain worms! Take those photons right out of your LCD screen and put them in your brain. Get those brain worms on in there.
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Brain Worms
Your blade pierces his heart and the man reels against the dungeon wall before collapsing against the floor. A few seconds of labored gaspi...
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December 6, 2024 at 5:02 AM
Brain worms! Take those photons right out of your LCD screen and put them in your brain. Get those brain worms on in there.
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Cute little one shot with a good "What does the goblin have in their pocket?" table.
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The Sunken Cathedral
Old School, New School, and Weird School RPG Ideas and Hobby Blogging.
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December 5, 2024 at 5:53 PM
Cute little one shot with a good "What does the goblin have in their pocket?" table.
aswampinspace.blogspot.com/2024/12/the-...
aswampinspace.blogspot.com/2024/12/the-...