Andy
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Andy
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Sky Sports News Fanalyst Grimezy says that Manchester United owner Jim Ratcliffe, CEO Omar Berrada and Director of Football Jason Wilcox should be "rounded up and taken out the back of Carrington and dealt with like Tito and his Mrs,".
January 12, 2026 at 12:28 PM
"Players will be looking for a way out of Wolves like Muslims fleeing Idi Amin's Uganda," said Joe Hart.
January 12, 2026 at 11:58 AM
Luke Shaw has described the atmosphere at the club since Ruben Amorim was dismissed as "like our own personal glasnost,".
January 12, 2026 at 11:53 AM
Martin Keown has been forced to apologise after comparing Manchester City's 10-1 over Exeter City to the My Lai Massacre
January 12, 2026 at 11:31 AM
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We should arrest our Jonathan Ross too, just to be on the safe side
January 8, 2026 at 8:02 PM
Was in the doctors' waiting room earlier. An adorable little 2ish year old girl was giving her dad the run around. A tender scene became a funny one when he called after her, "Venezuala! Come on! Come here Venezuela!" I hope he's not been watching the news recently.
January 8, 2026 at 12:25 PM
Game now perfectly poised for ben Stokes to be forced to bat on one one leg at 11 with England needing 110 to avoid an innings defeat #theashes
January 7, 2026 at 12:05 AM
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If you want a sense of how MAGAworld sees the motivations behind Venezuela and what might be next, my full interview with Angie Wong might help. Must confess, parts left me pretty stunned.

youtu.be/7F9N4eLP0uc?...
Was Maduro ‘captured’ or ‘kidnapped’?
YouTube video by LBC
youtu.be
January 5, 2026 at 12:34 AM
Great to see the grand Shoiab Bashir plan, two years in the making, bear some fruit #theashes
January 3, 2026 at 11:42 PM
"These days, you can just bomb a foreign country during the night kidnap their president and carry on completely as you were."

"Really? When did this come in?"
January 3, 2026 at 3:36 PM
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We're going to need a bigger Hague.
January 3, 2026 at 9:51 AM
Well that wasn't very FIFA Peace Prizey, was it
January 3, 2026 at 9:48 AM
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I invented a new phone to help save time in the morning
April 19, 2025 at 1:45 PM
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At midnight today, it will have been 2016 for the past decade.
December 31, 2025 at 5:20 AM
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You have to ask whether Joe got where he is today through skill, talent, insight, keen intellect and study or by being Harriet Harman’s son. Until that question is answered, doesn’t really feel like I need to give too much credence to his opinions.
December 31, 2025 at 9:06 AM
This will never be not funny
December 29, 2025 at 11:23 PM
Just learned you can't buy PlayStation gift cards with amazon credit from gift cards. A disgrace.
December 27, 2025 at 1:50 PM
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Jealous Trump Boys Try To Convince Father That Barron A DEI https://theonion.com/jealous-trump-boys-try-to-convince-father-that-barron-a-dei/
December 26, 2025 at 5:30 PM
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I've been thinking about this sign for 6 months. a phrase I'll treasure forever. a metaphor with boundless potential
December 26, 2025 at 4:09 PM
I've had my share of health issues in the past few (6) years, but I think gout is the biggest bitch. You can't walk, and when you do, it's excruciating. And when you don't, it still hurts a lot anyway. So a shoutout to everyone with chronic pain this Christmas. It's not fun.
December 23, 2025 at 11:32 PM
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Trump went through all the trouble of releasing redacted Epstein Files then uploaded the files but used Acrobat to redact text making it highlightable and now the real files have leaked showing Trump was accused of raping a teenager who was found dead
December 23, 2025 at 6:44 PM
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yeah I mean it’s genuinely sad that the “reasonable old school” Republican (who Dems eagerly and unanimously voted to confirm) is out here doing pressers blatantly geeked out coke and it’s not subtle
December 23, 2025 at 4:22 PM
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Every time I'm in a restaurant I remember Kevin McAleer's reply to a waiter who told him the Soup Of The Day.

"Where there any other contenders?"
"Um, no?"
"A hollow victory, then".
December 19, 2025 at 10:10 AM
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Brutal afternoon ahead for the Newcastle squad
December 20, 2025 at 12:37 PM
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not the kind of behavior I expect from the winner of the fifa peace prize
December 15, 2025 at 7:28 PM