……. childcare?
The Trump administration is assessing ways to persuade women in the U.S. to have more children, as a movement grows on the right to reverse declining birthrates and push conservative family values. Some pitched ideas include cash baby bonuses and menstrual cycle classes. nyti.ms/4jh3UAR
April 21, 2025 at 5:34 PM
……. childcare?
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Trump Informs Nation They Better Start Liking Those Little Canned Wieners
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Trump Informs Nation They Better Start Liking Those Little Canned Wieners
WASHINGTON—Saying that Americans should anticipate certain lifestyle changes as a result of his newly announced tariffs, President Donald Trump informed the nation Thursday that they better start liking those little canned wieners. “Hope you aren’t too attached to whatever fancy crap you eat now, because those little wiener dogs in the cans are coming back […]
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April 6, 2025 at 3:00 PM
Trump Informs Nation They Better Start Liking Those Little Canned Wieners
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Boy, what a relief
To wake up and still have teeth
Stress dreams, amiright?
To wake up and still have teeth
Stress dreams, amiright?
March 16, 2025 at 1:06 PM
Boy, what a relief
To wake up and still have teeth
Stress dreams, amiright?
To wake up and still have teeth
Stress dreams, amiright?
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NEW: Senator Marshall (R-KS) RUNS AWAY, fleeing his own town hall after being asked about DOGE firing Veterans. MAKE HIM GO VIRAL.
March 1, 2025 at 6:21 PM
NEW: Senator Marshall (R-KS) RUNS AWAY, fleeing his own town hall after being asked about DOGE firing Veterans. MAKE HIM GO VIRAL.
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Report: You Live In An Embarrassing Country
Report: You Live In An Embarrassing Country
WASHINGTON—According to a new report published Wednesday by the Pew Research Center, you live in a deeply embarrassing and barely functional country. “Our latest research and statistical analysis show...
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February 20, 2025 at 7:50 PM
Report: You Live In An Embarrassing Country
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white nationalist men are too emotional to be in charge
February 18, 2025 at 8:22 PM
white nationalist men are too emotional to be in charge
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Seems like we all agree RFK Jr. cannot be the next Secretary of Health and Human Services.
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January 30, 2025 at 2:01 AM
Seems like we all agree RFK Jr. cannot be the next Secretary of Health and Human Services.
www.wsj.com/opinion/rfk-...
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I don’t like how much power federal judges have. At least the Supreme Court (flawed as it might be) has 9 ppl. Just feels like these days you can get a federal judge to rule on anything and it’s binding (till it’s not). Just more mud in the water
January 29, 2025 at 3:40 PM
I don’t like how much power federal judges have. At least the Supreme Court (flawed as it might be) has 9 ppl. Just feels like these days you can get a federal judge to rule on anything and it’s binding (till it’s not). Just more mud in the water
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Investors Worried AI Could Leave Shred Of Humanity Intact
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January 28, 2025 at 4:24 PM
Investors Worried AI Could Leave Shred Of Humanity Intact
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Melania Trump’s official White House portrait has arrived, sending a different message from any that have come before. Our fashion critic writes that she is "telegraphing to the world that we should not expect first lady business as usual. But perhaps we should expect business?" nyti.ms/3EfAm7n
January 28, 2025 at 7:32 PM
Melania Trump’s official White House portrait has arrived, sending a different message from any that have come before. Our fashion critic writes that she is "telegraphing to the world that we should not expect first lady business as usual. But perhaps we should expect business?" nyti.ms/3EfAm7n
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Mr. President: Instead of stealing Greenland from Denmark, I have a better idea.
In Denmark, everyone is guaranteed health care, college education is free, parents receive 1-year of paid paternity leave & workers don’t make less than $22 an hour.
Let's steal those ideas.
In Denmark, everyone is guaranteed health care, college education is free, parents receive 1-year of paid paternity leave & workers don’t make less than $22 an hour.
Let's steal those ideas.
January 28, 2025 at 3:40 AM
Mr. President: Instead of stealing Greenland from Denmark, I have a better idea.
In Denmark, everyone is guaranteed health care, college education is free, parents receive 1-year of paid paternity leave & workers don’t make less than $22 an hour.
Let's steal those ideas.
In Denmark, everyone is guaranteed health care, college education is free, parents receive 1-year of paid paternity leave & workers don’t make less than $22 an hour.
Let's steal those ideas.
Just brought some AirPods back from the dead
January 28, 2025 at 1:19 AM
Just brought some AirPods back from the dead
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While 60% of Americans live paycheck to paycheck, Musk, Bezos and Zuckerberg, combined, own more wealth than the bottom half of America.
Apparently, that’s not enough. Republicans want to give them a massive tax break by slashing Medicaid.
Together, we will stop them.
Apparently, that’s not enough. Republicans want to give them a massive tax break by slashing Medicaid.
Together, we will stop them.
January 26, 2025 at 11:27 PM
While 60% of Americans live paycheck to paycheck, Musk, Bezos and Zuckerberg, combined, own more wealth than the bottom half of America.
Apparently, that’s not enough. Republicans want to give them a massive tax break by slashing Medicaid.
Together, we will stop them.
Apparently, that’s not enough. Republicans want to give them a massive tax break by slashing Medicaid.
Together, we will stop them.
Just found out that the president of Ireland is a leprechaun
January 25, 2025 at 5:45 PM
Just found out that the president of Ireland is a leprechaun
I’m trying to ward off being famous on this new app for as long as possible
January 25, 2025 at 5:35 PM
I’m trying to ward off being famous on this new app for as long as possible
boy do I love not seeing ads
January 25, 2025 at 4:47 PM
boy do I love not seeing ads
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Good morning to everyone…
except the person who decided to start printing the permanent stickers into the book covers. 🤬
#booksky #bookishproblems #books
except the person who decided to start printing the permanent stickers into the book covers. 🤬
#booksky #bookishproblems #books
January 25, 2025 at 2:23 PM
Good morning to everyone…
except the person who decided to start printing the permanent stickers into the book covers. 🤬
#booksky #bookishproblems #books
except the person who decided to start printing the permanent stickers into the book covers. 🤬
#booksky #bookishproblems #books
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New Edition Of Bible Specifically Mentions Second Amendment
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January 25, 2025 at 4:00 PM
New Edition Of Bible Specifically Mentions Second Amendment
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It’s so weird that Elon Musk doesn’t care whether the government subsidizes electric vehicles now that there are a bunch of other companies benefitting from those subsidies.
January 25, 2025 at 3:44 PM
It’s so weird that Elon Musk doesn’t care whether the government subsidizes electric vehicles now that there are a bunch of other companies benefitting from those subsidies.
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The beauty of Chicago
January 25, 2025 at 3:06 PM
The beauty of Chicago