Dylan
@andalsopizza.bsky.social
Michigan alum, former debater, and football fan • Ashamed YLS alum • Former lawyer currently in DevOps • Liberal democracy enthusiast • Polyamorous pizza and bread baker • Lifter • He/Him
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Apparently Bluesky will suspend me for saying what Maryland fans and players should all do, but they know.
December 14, 2025 at 2:00 AM
Apparently Bluesky will suspend me for saying what Maryland fans and players should all do, but they know.
Watching the game on my phone with headphones. Room full of very non-basketball fans shocked as I cheer the Payne injury “stay down, you asshole.”
December 14, 2025 at 1:51 AM
Watching the game on my phone with headphones. Room full of very non-basketball fans shocked as I cheer the Payne injury “stay down, you asshole.”
It’s pretty gratifying to see the entire internet dunking on this article.
"Responded to our customers with an unhinged, overtly racist rant" is in fact a superb reason for firing someone. Near the top of the list www.lawyersgunsmoneyblog.com/2025/12/mayb...
"Maybe I’m Naive, or an Incurable Socialist" - Lawyers, Guns & Money
This is the dumbest goddamn thing I’ve ever read. Crystal Wilsey, a cashier at a Cinnabon franchise in Ashwaubenon, Wisconsin, said some unforgivable things to a Somali couple who had the temerity to ...
www.lawyersgunsmoneyblog.com
December 13, 2025 at 8:21 PM
It’s pretty gratifying to see the entire internet dunking on this article.
I think it’s not only acceptable but obligatory to bridge material class divides to combat racism and other bigotry.
If you believe in bridging the racism divide to prioritize the shared interests of racist and non-racist workers then you view racism as relatively unimportant. F off with that.
If you believe in bridging the racism divide to prioritize the shared interests of racist and non-racist workers then you view racism as relatively unimportant. F off with that.
i also believe in building a better world for workers. i also believe that all people are entitled to respect and dignity and that there ought to be social sanction for those who openly degrade others. you call me a “n*gger” to my face and i am not going to smile and shake your hand.
December 12, 2025 at 5:54 PM
I think it’s not only acceptable but obligatory to bridge material class divides to combat racism and other bigotry.
If you believe in bridging the racism divide to prioritize the shared interests of racist and non-racist workers then you view racism as relatively unimportant. F off with that.
If you believe in bridging the racism divide to prioritize the shared interests of racist and non-racist workers then you view racism as relatively unimportant. F off with that.
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ah yes, all workers should have the right to hurl racial slurs at black customers
“Those of us on the left should be fighting to improve protections for workers of all races, and thereby for the betterment of people’s material conditions regardless of their views,” Arash Azizi argues:
Why the Cinnabon Story Doesn’t Make Me Happy
The left should be promoting working-class solidarity, not delighting in seeing workers summarily dismissed.
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December 12, 2025 at 3:35 PM
ah yes, all workers should have the right to hurl racial slurs at black customers
I cannot understand how people seriously think this way. Materialist class-first politics are brain-rot.
Why the Cinnabon Story Doesn’t Make Me Happy
The left should be promoting working-class solidarity, not delighting in seeing workers summarily dismissed.
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December 12, 2025 at 3:33 PM
I cannot understand how people seriously think this way. Materialist class-first politics are brain-rot.
I love the tea and you can honor my life after I’m gone by gossiping about me.
December 12, 2025 at 2:45 PM
I love the tea and you can honor my life after I’m gone by gossiping about me.
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Ilan Wurman draft article about why the question of whether the president can [until 2029] exercise the full powers of the governor of the state of Colorado is an unfathomably complex and historically ambiguous question to appear within six weeks
December 12, 2025 at 3:01 AM
Ilan Wurman draft article about why the question of whether the president can [until 2029] exercise the full powers of the governor of the state of Colorado is an unfathomably complex and historically ambiguous question to appear within six weeks
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I hate trump on immigration but I love him on boarder security. I am the average American and I have never thought any of my opinions through.
Should be 0%-100%; disturbing that even 36% of Americans approve of this corrupt, sadistic, racist, misogynistic, decrepit, demented scumbag bluevirginia.us/2025/12/thur...
December 11, 2025 at 3:12 PM
I hate trump on immigration but I love him on boarder security. I am the average American and I have never thought any of my opinions through.
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And melt down the goddamn Bo statue.
December 11, 2025 at 1:21 PM
And melt down the goddamn Bo statue.
If we hire Brian Kelly I think I’m done for a while. He’s a bad, bad human being. Moore should be fired, and his actions after the fact tell me he is also also bad and not just inept. But BK is another level of all-around despicable.
December 11, 2025 at 1:35 PM
If we hire Brian Kelly I think I’m done for a while. He’s a bad, bad human being. Moore should be fired, and his actions after the fact tell me he is also also bad and not just inept. But BK is another level of all-around despicable.
The dunks on Michigan are mostly fine. Hate it but they are generally fair and a few are even funny to me as a fan.
Except sharing the mug shot. That feels pretty icky given, you know, history.
Except sharing the mug shot. That feels pretty icky given, you know, history.
December 11, 2025 at 9:58 AM
The dunks on Michigan are mostly fine. Hate it but they are generally fair and a few are even funny to me as a fan.
Except sharing the mug shot. That feels pretty icky given, you know, history.
Except sharing the mug shot. That feels pretty icky given, you know, history.
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December 10, 2025 at 11:37 AM
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Thinking about the “EMAILS” word cloud from the 2016 election. An underrated problem was not that (only) that the story was BS but that it was the *only* Clinton scandal on which media focused.
Trump’s scandal a day makes it harder for people to sit with one and really shape a narrative.
Trump’s scandal a day makes it harder for people to sit with one and really shape a narrative.
December 10, 2025 at 10:31 AM
Thinking about the “EMAILS” word cloud from the 2016 election. An underrated problem was not that (only) that the story was BS but that it was the *only* Clinton scandal on which media focused.
Trump’s scandal a day makes it harder for people to sit with one and really shape a narrative.
Trump’s scandal a day makes it harder for people to sit with one and really shape a narrative.
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Yes, this is why UNITARY EXECUTIVE THEORY has to be paired with MAJOR QUESTIONS/NONDELEGATION doctrine. Can't let Democratic presidents take advantage of these expansive powers
Kavanaugh pretty much just said this out loud
The practical effect of overturning Humphrey’s will be that Republican presidents can stack the formerly independent agencies with their copartisans and SCOTUS will be cool with everything they do but when a Dem POTUS does the same Roberts et al will declare all those agencies’ actions unlawful.
December 10, 2025 at 6:21 AM
Yes, this is why UNITARY EXECUTIVE THEORY has to be paired with MAJOR QUESTIONS/NONDELEGATION doctrine. Can't let Democratic presidents take advantage of these expansive powers
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history of unitary executive theory, in one tweet
Step 1 - Formal logic requires you, a principled legal movement, to override centuries of tradition. Functionalism is irrelevant.
Step 2 - Functionalism requires you, a sensible legal movement, to create exceptions to the formal logic of Step 1.
Step 1 - Formal logic requires you, a principled legal movement, to override centuries of tradition. Functionalism is irrelevant.
Step 2 - Functionalism requires you, a sensible legal movement, to create exceptions to the formal logic of Step 1.
December 9, 2025 at 5:00 PM
history of unitary executive theory, in one tweet
Step 1 - Formal logic requires you, a principled legal movement, to override centuries of tradition. Functionalism is irrelevant.
Step 2 - Functionalism requires you, a sensible legal movement, to create exceptions to the formal logic of Step 1.
Step 1 - Formal logic requires you, a principled legal movement, to override centuries of tradition. Functionalism is irrelevant.
Step 2 - Functionalism requires you, a sensible legal movement, to create exceptions to the formal logic of Step 1.
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We have become a profoundly ridiculous country. This makes the Nero-era look sane and normal.
December 5, 2025 at 8:53 PM
We have become a profoundly ridiculous country. This makes the Nero-era look sane and normal.
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cool that the official position of the administration appears to be that black people don’t really count as americans
"The Donald Trump administration has changed which holidays qualify for free entrance to national parks, removing two holidays celebrating Black people and adding the president’s birthday."
National parks change prioritizes Trump birthday over days honoring Black people
Free entrance days at national parks no longer include MLK Day and Juneteenth.
www.sfgate.com
December 5, 2025 at 1:20 PM
cool that the official position of the administration appears to be that black people don’t really count as americans
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“What have I done!” 🤡
December 5, 2025 at 4:11 PM
“What have I done!” 🤡
I am not a prison abolitionist and I will laugh at some really horrible shit, but this is 100% correct. Very worth reading and reflecting on if you have ever made or just overlooked a “drop the soap” joke.
Prison rape is actually not just widely tolerated, but celebrated. Many people think prisoners deserve to be raped. It’s a staple of Hollywood comedy, as widely popular as slipping on a banana peel www.theguardian.com/commentisfre...
December 5, 2025 at 3:02 PM
I am not a prison abolitionist and I will laugh at some really horrible shit, but this is 100% correct. Very worth reading and reflecting on if you have ever made or just overlooked a “drop the soap” joke.
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Pretty sure the reason we don’t have a Democratic Party “interested in an anti-war movement” is that being “anti-war” is not actually a meaningful or useful principle, as seen by virtually all the people who self-define as such being adamantly in favour of wars conducted by states like Russia
December 4, 2025 at 4:13 PM
Pretty sure the reason we don’t have a Democratic Party “interested in an anti-war movement” is that being “anti-war” is not actually a meaningful or useful principle, as seen by virtually all the people who self-define as such being adamantly in favour of wars conducted by states like Russia
It’s cartoonishly evil.
"The Donald Trump administration has changed which holidays qualify for free entrance to national parks, removing two holidays celebrating Black people and adding the president’s birthday."
National parks change prioritizes Trump birthday over days honoring Black people
Free entrance days at national parks no longer include MLK Day and Juneteenth.
www.sfgate.com
December 5, 2025 at 10:26 AM
It’s cartoonishly evil.
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Never associate with anyone who hates you as much as NFL officials hate calling a safety
December 5, 2025 at 1:42 AM
Never associate with anyone who hates you as much as NFL officials hate calling a safety
The new angle is a better view but it’s still the fucking Cowboys. They and the Chiefs deserve all bad things.
December 5, 2025 at 1:46 AM
The new angle is a better view but it’s still the fucking Cowboys. They and the Chiefs deserve all bad things.