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Andy 🛋️
@andycouch.com
Web UI/UX developer, moving picture enthusiast, comic book hoarder, occasional drone pilot, sometimes DIYer, former frog, and an Oxford comma fanatic.

“Help control the pet population. Have your pets spayed or neutered.”

he/him • #PDX • ✊🏻🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🇺🇦🇵🇸
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Rob Reiner made some great movies but he was also unafraid to speak the truth, and was one of the public voices who knew you don’t squander your platform, and only got louder about opposing evil fucks as he got older. Legend.
December 15, 2025 at 3:40 AM
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Dr. Enuf is the second-best thing about Tennessee after Dolly Parton.
December 14, 2025 at 4:57 PM
Last night Google Home turned off lights in the room I was in without any promoting or scheduling.

This morning an alarm I did not set and does not exist went off on my Pixel phone.

Remember when Google used to be good?
December 14, 2025 at 4:37 PM
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John Zorn :: A Dreamers Christmas

aquariumdrunkard.com/2024/12/16/j...

When Zorn’s eclectic combo applied their considerable skills to classic holiday fare in 2011, they managed to make one of the greatest and grooviest Christmas albums of all time.
December 12, 2025 at 8:51 PM
Holiday bandit. 🦝
December 11, 2025 at 6:39 AM
This is a very good boy who let me trim his claws without much complaining so he no longer sticks to everything like velcro.

This is also a very bad boy who took a shit in our bed a few hours later. He's never had an "accident" in the house before, so I think he might have been sending a message.
Earl's been inside for seven weeks now. Seems to love it. Smacks a dog across a nose occasionally, but also sniffs a nose occasionally. Sticks to everything like velcro. Very handsome.

#Caturday
December 8, 2025 at 7:22 PM
@decafjedi.com @bvigeant.bsky.social Just keep in mind that I am probably listening when you accuse me of federal crimes.

#Innocent #NoProof #StatuteOfLimitations
December 7, 2025 at 12:16 AM
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Earl's been inside for seven weeks now. Seems to love it. Smacks a dog across a nose occasionally, but also sniffs a nose occasionally. Sticks to everything like velcro. Very handsome.

#Caturday
December 6, 2025 at 6:36 PM
(̶3̶)̶ (̶2̶)̶ (1) SILVER DIAMOND
December 6, 2025 at 3:32 AM
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Trump is Koumba Diabate living out his ultimate fantasy life in Vegas and all these assholes are the Pluribus making it happen for him.
December 5, 2025 at 7:29 PM
In addition to drilling holes into a piece of wood we already had laying around the yard, I removed and repurposed a 9' run of decommisioned galvanized pipe from our basement to use as a new pole. ♻️

Total project cost: $10 for the 1¼" drill bit.
A Saturday project was this woodpecker feeder -- a log that @andycouch.com drilled a bunch of holes through and I stuffed with various mixtures of suet, peanut butter, and seed -- to have something more attractive for the birds to pose on. The flicker finally used it!
December 1, 2025 at 11:51 PM
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Went to Oaks Bottom Wildlife Refuge today and there was a lot to see...

✅ Pileated Woodpecker
✅ Pair of Flickers
✅ Beaver Swimming
✅ Wood Ducks and Cormorants
✅ Herons and Egrets
✅ A Christmas Train

#PDX
December 1, 2025 at 2:58 AM
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December 1, 2025 at 5:48 AM
Went to Oaks Bottom Wildlife Refuge today and there was a lot to see...

✅ Pileated Woodpecker
✅ Pair of Flickers
✅ Beaver Swimming
✅ Wood Ducks and Cormorants
✅ Herons and Egrets
✅ A Christmas Train

#PDX
December 1, 2025 at 2:58 AM
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Happy whatever!

#Pupdate
November 27, 2025 at 5:31 PM
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Solid Thursday.

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November 28, 2025 at 1:34 AM
I went to The Noshpit's soft opening last night. It's good stuff! Recommended.

It's nice to have something a little different on the west end of Killingsworth.

#pdx
November 27, 2025 at 1:06 AM
introduce yourself with four robots

(other folks seem to be using movies, but I'm going with the formative robot toys I had as a child)
November 26, 2025 at 5:57 AM
I love that this New York animal sanctuary has two cats named after Southern Appalachian sodas, "Cheerwine" and "Dr. Enuf."
For the past year we’ve had to be a lot more involved in managing cat friends who find their way onto our Sanctuary grounds.
November 26, 2025 at 12:48 AM
She couldn't care less that I was still at home with her.
Technically, it's Gremlin abuse for me to go out.

📷: @andycouch.com
November 26, 2025 at 12:29 AM
#Caturday is almost over, but this fella is continuing to settle into his new indoor life.
November 23, 2025 at 5:10 AM
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Just took fresh photos of this awfully attractive Steller's jay for #ThursJay and am very excited they aren't through terrible window glass for once.

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November 20, 2025 at 11:03 PM
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Big JavaScript doesn't want you to know this One Weird Trick™
November 18, 2025 at 5:27 PM
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Hold up
November 15, 2025 at 12:41 AM
I managed to hook up the turntable to the Sonos, so now we can get that raw analog quality streamed digitally throughout the house.
a man wearing glasses and a vest with the word success written on it
Alt: a man wearing glasses and a vest with the word success written on it
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November 14, 2025 at 9:33 PM