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When I move to Florida I have to literally put something on my car so people don’t think I’m FROM Florida. Know what I mean?
January 2, 2026 at 8:41 PM
When I move to Florida I have to literally put something on my car so people don’t think I’m FROM Florida. Know what I mean?
Goo Goo Dolls closing out the Dicks Clark NYE, haven’t we suffered enough?
January 1, 2026 at 8:58 AM
Goo Goo Dolls closing out the Dicks Clark NYE, haven’t we suffered enough?
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Happy new year. If you’re blowing off fireworks I hope you shoot yourself in the face or at least blow a hand off
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January 1, 2026 at 8:05 AM
Happy new year. If you’re blowing off fireworks I hope you shoot yourself in the face or at least blow a hand off
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Happy New Year ya’ll
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January 1, 2026 at 7:53 AM
Happy New Year ya’ll
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Going into the new year depressed as fuck, but optimistic 🤏🏻
December 30, 2025 at 12:40 AM
Going into the new year depressed as fuck, but optimistic 🤏🏻
Cardiac Bears
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December 29, 2025 at 4:36 AM
Cardiac Bears
The only famous Swift I like is D’Andre
December 29, 2025 at 3:19 AM
The only famous Swift I like is D’Andre
Bears and Niners game be like
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December 29, 2025 at 2:41 AM
Bears and Niners game be like
The crowd at AEW chanting “Green Bay sucks!” was fantastic
December 28, 2025 at 4:07 AM
The crowd at AEW chanting “Green Bay sucks!” was fantastic
Made a fuckin lasagna. Made a fuckin wine spritzer. Took a fuckin edible. Watchin a fuckin AEW PPV. Happy fuckin Saturday to all who observe. Friends. Not foes.
December 28, 2025 at 1:14 AM
Made a fuckin lasagna. Made a fuckin wine spritzer. Took a fuckin edible. Watchin a fuckin AEW PPV. Happy fuckin Saturday to all who observe. Friends. Not foes.
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Adult Potterheads really fuckin weirded me out ever before J.K. "Dorkass Transphobe Billionaire" Rowling got real public in her bigotry,
but god damn if you are over the age of 30 approaching me telling me "yOu SeEm LiKe SuCh A hUfFlEpUfF!" fuckin miss me with that shit fr
but god damn if you are over the age of 30 approaching me telling me "yOu SeEm LiKe SuCh A hUfFlEpUfF!" fuckin miss me with that shit fr
December 27, 2025 at 4:18 PM
Adult Potterheads really fuckin weirded me out ever before J.K. "Dorkass Transphobe Billionaire" Rowling got real public in her bigotry,
but god damn if you are over the age of 30 approaching me telling me "yOu SeEm LiKe SuCh A hUfFlEpUfF!" fuckin miss me with that shit fr
but god damn if you are over the age of 30 approaching me telling me "yOu SeEm LiKe SuCh A hUfFlEpUfF!" fuckin miss me with that shit fr
We got the kids a bird feeder to watch their critter friends outside but the voluptuous squirrels have taken over lol.
December 27, 2025 at 5:05 PM
We got the kids a bird feeder to watch their critter friends outside but the voluptuous squirrels have taken over lol.
Been off here a good while. LOTS has happened since. Wild beyond belief. Anyways, I’m moving to Florida sometime early next year lol.
December 26, 2025 at 3:29 AM
Been off here a good while. LOTS has happened since. Wild beyond belief. Anyways, I’m moving to Florida sometime early next year lol.
If I ever send you this it means I’m faded as fuck
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December 26, 2025 at 3:26 AM
If I ever send you this it means I’m faded as fuck
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It’s always the people who have never been to a city, lived in a city, or live anywhere close to a city that have the strongest opinions about what needs to happen in these cities lmao.
June 13, 2025 at 7:34 PM
It’s always the people who have never been to a city, lived in a city, or live anywhere close to a city that have the strongest opinions about what needs to happen in these cities lmao.
A question I keep asking myself is how the fuck we’re suppose to go about our lives as if not everything is extremely terrible in the world? Like it’s just bad bad bad bad bad news constantly. Its disheartening.
June 12, 2025 at 9:07 PM
A question I keep asking myself is how the fuck we’re suppose to go about our lives as if not everything is extremely terrible in the world? Like it’s just bad bad bad bad bad news constantly. Its disheartening.
ICE are definitely a team filled with men who don’t have money for child support but can support the local sex worker on OnlyFans if she shows her butthole to him on Friday after he’s cracked open his Miller Lite and warmed up a Stouffers lasagna since his “bitch ex” took “everything” from him.
June 12, 2025 at 7:34 PM
ICE are definitely a team filled with men who don’t have money for child support but can support the local sex worker on OnlyFans if she shows her butthole to him on Friday after he’s cracked open his Miller Lite and warmed up a Stouffers lasagna since his “bitch ex” took “everything” from him.
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There isn't a Trump supporter anywhere on the planet that can actually tell you with specifics how these tariffs work or how they're supposed to benefit anyone
April 4, 2025 at 4:39 PM
There isn't a Trump supporter anywhere on the planet that can actually tell you with specifics how these tariffs work or how they're supposed to benefit anyone
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The White Sox kicking ass. Weird torpedo bats. PED suspension. Athletics being cheap. Baseball is BACK
March 31, 2025 at 9:47 PM
The White Sox kicking ass. Weird torpedo bats. PED suspension. Athletics being cheap. Baseball is BACK
Took an hour for my antenna to work for the game 🤡
They are gonna make me pay 20 bucks a month to watch them be bad.
March 27, 2025 at 10:11 PM
Took an hour for my antenna to work for the game 🤡
I’m not paying 20 bucks a month to watch the Sox be bad. Wtf
March 27, 2025 at 8:42 PM
I’m not paying 20 bucks a month to watch the Sox be bad. Wtf
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if this flag offends you, i’ll help you pack
February 26, 2025 at 5:36 PM
if this flag offends you, i’ll help you pack
Michelle Trachtenberg dying has me so fucking devastated. As an insane Buffy fan (even a fan of hers prior) this absolutely sucks.
February 26, 2025 at 11:22 PM
Michelle Trachtenberg dying has me so fucking devastated. As an insane Buffy fan (even a fan of hers prior) this absolutely sucks.