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Angry Cvilleian
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Ryan. Ancom (or something of that nature). Nerdy shit and Philly sports enjoyer. Love biking and people friendly infrastructure. Charlottesville, VA born but Philly is home. Love of most things with an ABV
(Pan. He/they)
Watching Andy Cohen and Anderson Cooper get drunk in real time on live TV is by far the best content that CNN produces and is the only reason to watch the channel and is the only NYE broadcast that you should bother with. They should just pivot and give us more of this year round.
January 1, 2025 at 2:08 AM
Sting 3.0 is, in both looks and sound, the best Sting cover band. Still nowhere near the real thing, but I'd go catch their set at a bar (as long as there is no cover charge)
January 1, 2025 at 2:01 AM
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if society operated like the lots we'd all be well fed, somewhat happy, with some mild to moderate back and joint pain, and all of it hinging on being routinely let down by a group of strangers
freakin go birds
December 4, 2024 at 2:58 PM
Holy Christ this is S Tier
Dune has the same plot as the Westminster Dog Show: After generations of careful breeding, we have produced this perfect little freak of nature and now it has behavioral issues
Mom: Let's pick out a Christmas movie to watch on Thanksgiving. Which one do you guys want to watch?

Family (in unison): DUNE!
November 30, 2024 at 3:04 AM
One of these Sundays Scott Hanson is going to declare a Witching Hour and an actual crone is going to appear and hex him
November 24, 2024 at 9:13 PM
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your last saved meme is your last saved meme
November 24, 2024 at 1:51 PM
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Jake Paul looks like the white guy in gen pop that the Muslims won't allow to convert.
jake paul looks like at best a third-tier britney husband
November 16, 2024 at 4:13 AM
Y'all didn't get the anthem out of the way at the beginning of this shit show?!
November 16, 2024 at 4:49 AM
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No one:

Mike Tyson:
November 16, 2024 at 4:06 AM
Aight, Tyson being like "we're fighting now" and "love you, son", followed by sauntering away showing his ass to the entire country is worth the Netflix subscription price for this month.
November 16, 2024 at 3:55 AM
If God truly loves us
Jake Paul gonna get that concussy
November 16, 2024 at 3:35 AM
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in another life, i would have really liked just doing laundry and taxes with you
November 16, 2024 at 3:09 AM
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Wrote about arguably my favorite topic in all of sports: Jerry Jones spending $1.2 billion on a stadium built at the exact orientation so the sun shines directly into players eyes during the months when the Cowboys play football:

open.substack.com/pub/rodgersh...
The Old Man and the Sun
A breakdown of how and why the Cowboys have the only stadium in the league where players regularly get blinded by the sun.
open.substack.com
November 14, 2024 at 7:42 PM
Good Morning, this is your Friday public service announcement
November 15, 2024 at 2:19 PM
November 15, 2024 at 4:33 AM
Who’s the top of the NFCE?
a man in a military uniform says i hope that answers your question
ALT: a man in a military uniform says i hope that answers your question
media.tenor.com
November 15, 2024 at 4:19 AM
Zebras be zebraing this game, huh?
November 15, 2024 at 3:01 AM
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If you invalid handle me at my worst, don't reskeet me at my best
November 14, 2024 at 2:13 PM
In a similar vein
November 14, 2024 at 1:49 PM
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Bluesky should let me customize my homepage so that when you go to it my favorite song autoplays
November 14, 2024 at 3:44 AM
I have oriented not 1, but TWO, of my monitors from landscape to portrait.

This is clearly a sign of my mental decline and a cry for help.
November 12, 2024 at 4:10 PM
Today is one of those work days where I am equally Nina Tucker sad and Edward Elric furious. IYKYK
November 12, 2024 at 2:57 PM
I was informed about the existence of the “hot Wiggle” this weekend and let me just say that if people like him and Chappell Roan had been around when I was in my teens it prob would have saved me some time in figuring out my sexuality.
November 11, 2024 at 12:44 AM
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Oh we so back.
November 11, 2024 at 12:26 AM
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June 23, 2023 at 1:01 AM