Jon Davis
@angryjonny.bsky.social
He/Him, nerd (married somehow), soon to be retired
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January 12, 2026 at 9:54 PM
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FIFA must be feeling pretty silly right now.
January 3, 2026 at 9:40 AM
FIFA must be feeling pretty silly right now.
Tim Burton’s Ghostbusters…?
Michael Bay's Serial Mom
Wes Anderson's Con Air
January 1, 2026 at 11:55 PM
Tim Burton’s Ghostbusters…?
Picture of the staff who operate my account
January 1, 2026 at 1:26 AM
Picture of the staff who operate my account
This deserves a repost if only so that you, like I, can learn how to correctly spell the sound a death-ray makes.
One year since I posted this. One year since everybody treated it like a joke. One year of watching my back. Tell me: have you seen much of Harry Styles this past year? Tim Davie's gone a bit quiet too, hasn't he?
![A comic for the Guardian by Stephen Collins on New Years Eve 2024. Script as follows:
1
THE SCENE: is BBC Television centre or wherever that is these days. HARRY STYLES is getting out of a limo to enter a studio. An autograph-hunting FAN accosts him.
Also, a DATE STAMP appears ‘on screen’, like it used to do in the X-files, reading:
OCTOBER, 2024: Maidstone Studios, England
FAN 1:
That’s Harry Styles!
FAN 2 [Approaching Harry]:
Can I have a selfie, Harry?
2
FAN:
What are you doing at Maidstone Studios on this finbe day in mid October, Harry?
3
HARRY STYLES:
Why, I’ve come here in mid-October to record ‘Jools Holland’s New Year Hoote-‘
4
*FSHW*
[Harry Styles is suddenly vaporised by a LASER BEAM]
5
[We see the culprit; a hi tech flying DRONE has zapped Mr Styles to death. The drone has a camera eye on the front of it]
6
[Cut to: JOOLS HOLLAND in his Hootenanny lair, watching a screen which has just alerted him to the elimination of Styles]
[Legend on screen]:
ARTIST ELIMINATED
HOLLAND:
Goddamn it
7
HOLLAND:
Why can’t they keep their mouths SHUT?
8
HOLLAND:
Tim Davie!
TIM DAVIE [Director General of the BBC]:
Y-yes Jools?
HOLLAND:
Who’ve we got left for this year?
10
TIM DAVIE:
The Boomtown Rats, one of Sister Sledge and Marc Almond
HOLLAND:
Almond *again*?
11
TIM DAVIE:
We’re running out of artists to call, sir…
M-must we keep killing… so many…?
HOLLAND:
You know the rules, Davie. The secret of the Hootenanny must be protected at all costs. All who divulge it…
12
HOLLAND [close up on his evil face, eye twitching]:
Must be eliminated](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:4m3we4apbjayclzcnhwe3pfp/bafkreiafp3a2py3i5qz3lw3bwk3zrjnjnwxmm72tonf47xx67ilulotrtu@jpeg)
December 31, 2025 at 4:44 PM
This deserves a repost if only so that you, like I, can learn how to correctly spell the sound a death-ray makes.
Oreo, back in her 80s Synthpop phase.
December 27, 2025 at 8:55 PM
Oreo, back in her 80s Synthpop phase.
Watched Big Fat Quiz of the year last night and it might as well have been in another language. Not a clue what they were on about. I know I’ve been super busy recently but I appear to have missed an entire year.
December 27, 2025 at 6:00 PM
Watched Big Fat Quiz of the year last night and it might as well have been in another language. Not a clue what they were on about. I know I’ve been super busy recently but I appear to have missed an entire year.
Got Now 80s on and ignoring the random swing between Xmas and non-Xmas songs (Wombles followed by Bon Jovi) they now appear to just be playing ads in the middle of songs.
December 21, 2025 at 11:33 AM
Got Now 80s on and ignoring the random swing between Xmas and non-Xmas songs (Wombles followed by Bon Jovi) they now appear to just be playing ads in the middle of songs.
She pissed
And hissed
She pissed and pissed and hissed
Piss piss piss
Hiss hiss hiss
It’s Oreo in the caaaaaaar!
And hissed
She pissed and pissed and hissed
Piss piss piss
Hiss hiss hiss
It’s Oreo in the caaaaaaar!
December 16, 2025 at 9:16 PM
She pissed
And hissed
She pissed and pissed and hissed
Piss piss piss
Hiss hiss hiss
It’s Oreo in the caaaaaaar!
And hissed
She pissed and pissed and hissed
Piss piss piss
Hiss hiss hiss
It’s Oreo in the caaaaaaar!
Disassembling double-stuff Oreos to make quadruple-stuff Oreos. Don’t pretend you’ve never done it.
December 8, 2025 at 6:14 PM
Disassembling double-stuff Oreos to make quadruple-stuff Oreos. Don’t pretend you’ve never done it.
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why can they not just fix it
![[Scene is MCcDONALDS PICKUP POINT but for the most part we can only see the close up faces of tha CUSTOMER and the McDONALDS EMPLOYEE at the serving point].
1
CUSTOMER:
Hi - I’m afraid this isn’t what I ordered
2
McDONALDS EMPLOYEE:
Number 187?
CUSTOMER:
Yes
3
CUSTOMER:
Maybe I pressed the wrong thing?
I just ordered one strawberry milkshake.
4
EMPLOYEE:
Oh - yeah sorry
5
EMPLOYEE:
The milkshake machine’s not working.
6
EMPLOYEE:
The only flavours we can do are vanilla, banana, and Labour Leader Pretending to be Nigel Farage.
7
CUSTOMER:
Is that a new flavour?
EMPLOYEE:
Yeah
8
[We now see that the employee has placed a gigantic milkshake cup on the counter]
EMPLOYEE:
If you look inside, there’s a Labour leader pretending to be Nigel Farage.
9
[Customer looks inside the cup]
10
[Show Keir Starmer dressed as Nigel Farage inside the cup]
CUSTOMER:
So there is
11
CUSTOMER:
Is that something people want, then?
EMPLOYEE:
No! No, not at all.
12
EMPLOYEE:
It just keeps happening when we press banana.
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November 18, 2025 at 11:16 AM
why can they not just fix it
What on earth does any sane human being want with a trillion dollars?
November 7, 2025 at 10:36 AM
What on earth does any sane human being want with a trillion dollars?
The Ashes is rugby now?
October 25, 2025 at 8:58 AM
The Ashes is rugby now?
I’ve always thought that decent hiking gear is a waste of money. I will die on this hill.
October 20, 2025 at 6:23 PM
I’ve always thought that decent hiking gear is a waste of money. I will die on this hill.
Speaking of things I don’t know, I always assumed that one day I’d learn how the university grading system works, why there are 2 types of class 2 but not the others, what ‘hons’ means and so on.
October 10, 2025 at 5:26 PM
Speaking of things I don’t know, I always assumed that one day I’d learn how the university grading system works, why there are 2 types of class 2 but not the others, what ‘hons’ means and so on.
I’ve been on LinkedIn for at least 20 years and I still don’t know what it is.
October 10, 2025 at 5:06 PM
I’ve been on LinkedIn for at least 20 years and I still don’t know what it is.
Turns out the government really don’t like you putting paint on things. Unless it’s a roundabout or a zebra crossing.
www.bbc.com/news/article...
www.bbc.com/news/article...
Banksy 'judge' mural scrubbed from Royal Courts of Justice wall
The artwork of a judge hitting a protester with a gavel has been removed from the listed building.
www.bbc.com
September 10, 2025 at 1:40 PM
Turns out the government really don’t like you putting paint on things. Unless it’s a roundabout or a zebra crossing.
www.bbc.com/news/article...
www.bbc.com/news/article...
Seems like a pretty rubbish rescue-lizard
September 10, 2025 at 9:59 AM
Seems like a pretty rubbish rescue-lizard
He looks like he’s just been told he’s about to beam down and he knows what’s coming
September 5, 2025 at 2:23 PM
He looks like he’s just been told he’s about to beam down and he knows what’s coming
I see Aldi have already got the Christmas stock in
August 31, 2025 at 10:55 AM
I see Aldi have already got the Christmas stock in
Mmmmmmmm five takeaways
August 21, 2025 at 10:46 PM
Mmmmmmmm five takeaways
Oh touché Jon, touché
August 9, 2025 at 10:18 AM
Oh touché Jon, touché
The bagless vacuum cleaner is the worst invention of the post war era. It took a question no-one was asking and gave it a shit answer.
August 9, 2025 at 10:17 AM
The bagless vacuum cleaner is the worst invention of the post war era. It took a question no-one was asking and gave it a shit answer.
You’re outraged about the wrong thing
June 30, 2025 at 8:45 PM
You’re outraged about the wrong thing