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Jon Davis
@angryjonny.bsky.social
He/Him, nerd (married somehow), soon to be retired
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January 12, 2026 at 9:54 PM
Reposted by Jon Davis
FIFA must be feeling pretty silly right now.
January 3, 2026 at 9:40 AM
Tim Burton’s Ghostbusters…?
Michael Bay's Serial Mom
Wes Anderson's Con Air
January 1, 2026 at 11:55 PM
Picture of the staff who operate my account
January 1, 2026 at 1:26 AM
This deserves a repost if only so that you, like I, can learn how to correctly spell the sound a death-ray makes.
One year since I posted this. One year since everybody treated it like a joke. One year of watching my back. Tell me: have you seen much of Harry Styles this past year? Tim Davie's gone a bit quiet too, hasn't he?
December 31, 2025 at 4:44 PM
Oreo, back in her 80s Synthpop phase.
December 27, 2025 at 8:55 PM
Watched Big Fat Quiz of the year last night and it might as well have been in another language. Not a clue what they were on about. I know I’ve been super busy recently but I appear to have missed an entire year.
December 27, 2025 at 6:00 PM
Got Now 80s on and ignoring the random swing between Xmas and non-Xmas songs (Wombles followed by Bon Jovi) they now appear to just be playing ads in the middle of songs.
December 21, 2025 at 11:33 AM
She pissed
And hissed
She pissed and pissed and hissed
Piss piss piss
Hiss hiss hiss
It’s Oreo in the caaaaaaar!
December 16, 2025 at 9:16 PM
Disassembling double-stuff Oreos to make quadruple-stuff Oreos. Don’t pretend you’ve never done it.
December 8, 2025 at 6:14 PM
Reposted by Jon Davis
why can they not just fix it
November 18, 2025 at 11:16 AM
What on earth does any sane human being want with a trillion dollars?
November 7, 2025 at 10:36 AM
The Ashes is rugby now?
October 25, 2025 at 8:58 AM
I’ve always thought that decent hiking gear is a waste of money. I will die on this hill.
October 20, 2025 at 6:23 PM
Speaking of things I don’t know, I always assumed that one day I’d learn how the university grading system works, why there are 2 types of class 2 but not the others, what ‘hons’ means and so on.
October 10, 2025 at 5:26 PM
I’ve been on LinkedIn for at least 20 years and I still don’t know what it is.
October 10, 2025 at 5:06 PM
Turns out the government really don’t like you putting paint on things. Unless it’s a roundabout or a zebra crossing.

www.bbc.com/news/article...
Banksy 'judge' mural scrubbed from Royal Courts of Justice wall
The artwork of a judge hitting a protester with a gavel has been removed from the listed building.
www.bbc.com
September 10, 2025 at 1:40 PM
Seems like a pretty rubbish rescue-lizard
September 10, 2025 at 9:59 AM
He looks like he’s just been told he’s about to beam down and he knows what’s coming
September 5, 2025 at 2:23 PM
I see Aldi have already got the Christmas stock in
August 31, 2025 at 10:55 AM
Mmmmmmmm five takeaways
August 21, 2025 at 10:46 PM
Amazing Paces?
August 12, 2025 at 5:38 PM
Oh touché Jon, touché
August 9, 2025 at 10:18 AM
The bagless vacuum cleaner is the worst invention of the post war era. It took a question no-one was asking and gave it a shit answer.
August 9, 2025 at 10:17 AM
You’re outraged about the wrong thing
June 30, 2025 at 8:45 PM