Animals With Human Names
@animalswhn.bsky.social
Hip-Hop Artist, DJ. Cat Picker-Upper
https://animalswithhumannames.bandcamp.com/
https://animalswithhumannames.bandcamp.com/
Apple Music artist stats have to be made up, because what do you mean two people in Detroit last week Shazam'd my song about being shit faced at The Wiener's Circle? That didn't happen. How could it?
January 10, 2026 at 8:53 PM
Apple Music artist stats have to be made up, because what do you mean two people in Detroit last week Shazam'd my song about being shit faced at The Wiener's Circle? That didn't happen. How could it?
Ate pancakes with Andrew WK.
Right folks. Feeling rather down at the moment so bringing back an oldie
Please Quote this with your most minor celebrity interaction
Please Quote this with your most minor celebrity interaction
December 30, 2025 at 6:14 PM
Ate pancakes with Andrew WK.
I could tell (derogatory).
Noah Schnapp revealed that Will’s monologue in ‘STRANGER THINGS’ Season 5 Vol. 2 took 12 hours to film, followed by another 12 hours of reshoots.
The Duffer Brothers also shared that it was the most time-consuming scene to write in the entire season.
#StrangerThings #WillByers #NoahSchnapp
The Duffer Brothers also shared that it was the most time-consuming scene to write in the entire season.
#StrangerThings #WillByers #NoahSchnapp
December 26, 2025 at 7:58 PM
I could tell (derogatory).
The latest season of #StrangerThings has been pretty garbage in general but the worst moment might be when they pulled out the wrong Clash album when referencing Should I Stay or Should I Go. And I'm still mad they didn't pick literally any other Clash song to use in this dumb show.
December 26, 2025 at 6:07 PM
The latest season of #StrangerThings has been pretty garbage in general but the worst moment might be when they pulled out the wrong Clash album when referencing Should I Stay or Should I Go. And I'm still mad they didn't pick literally any other Clash song to use in this dumb show.
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remember the scene in Die Hard where Bruce Willis gives the guy a watch for Christmas
December 7, 2025 at 10:30 PM
remember the scene in Die Hard where Bruce Willis gives the guy a watch for Christmas
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Diana Linares bough the 1,000,000 ticket to a CMLL Arena Mexico show this year and got the special CMLL fan belt
December 6, 2025 at 3:47 AM
Diana Linares bough the 1,000,000 ticket to a CMLL Arena Mexico show this year and got the special CMLL fan belt
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Learning to play craps is the new learning to make sourdough
December 6, 2025 at 7:12 PM
Learning to play craps is the new learning to make sourdough
Unlocked a fun new way to annoy my teenager: Walk into the room an loudly ask "What cartoon is this?" while he's watching his very important anime.
December 1, 2025 at 3:20 PM
Unlocked a fun new way to annoy my teenager: Walk into the room an loudly ask "What cartoon is this?" while he's watching his very important anime.
Neal takes it home for the for the Non-Sporting Group! #AnimalsWithHumanNames win another one. 4 for 4 baby! #NationalDogShow
November 27, 2025 at 5:56 PM
Neal takes it home for the for the Non-Sporting Group! #AnimalsWithHumanNames win another one. 4 for 4 baby! #NationalDogShow
Tyler wins the Sporting Group! #AnimalsWithHumanNames are unstoppable this year! #NationalDogShow
November 27, 2025 at 5:38 PM
Tyler wins the Sporting Group! #AnimalsWithHumanNames are unstoppable this year! #NationalDogShow
Soleil wins the herding group! And there is at least one human with that name so I'm counting that as a win for #AnimalsWithHumanNames! #NationalDogShow
November 27, 2025 at 5:22 PM
Soleil wins the herding group! And there is at least one human with that name so I'm counting that as a win for #AnimalsWithHumanNames! #NationalDogShow
Shout out to George for winning the Hound Group. #AnimalsWithHumanNames are starting off strong this year. Can we sweep? #NationalDogShow #NationalDogShow2025
November 27, 2025 at 5:11 PM
Shout out to George for winning the Hound Group. #AnimalsWithHumanNames are starting off strong this year. Can we sweep? #NationalDogShow #NationalDogShow2025
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so it turns out the material action Pritzker decided to take is to allow state police to crackdown on protesters who are protesting the actions he called an attempt to "conquer" his people and make them Trump's "subjects"
November 14, 2025 at 5:29 PM
so it turns out the material action Pritzker decided to take is to allow state police to crackdown on protesters who are protesting the actions he called an attempt to "conquer" his people and make them Trump's "subjects"
Sometimes you'll be listening to a live album, and you can hear a voice from the crowd just saying some administrative stuff like "I'll hold your spot but grab me a drink on your way back from the bathroom". Do you think that voice hears that and cringes or is like "hell yeah, I'm on that album"?
November 14, 2025 at 4:51 PM
Sometimes you'll be listening to a live album, and you can hear a voice from the crowd just saying some administrative stuff like "I'll hold your spot but grab me a drink on your way back from the bathroom". Do you think that voice hears that and cringes or is like "hell yeah, I'm on that album"?
Forgot to post about this one earlier: Tic Tic Tic. I have tourette's. The game of this song is that it's some classic hip hop bragging and boasting but I keep losing my train of thought because of my tics. animalswithhumannames.bandcamp.com/track/tic-ti...
Tic Tic Tic, by Animals With Human Names
track by Animals With Human Names
animalswithhumannames.bandcamp.com
November 13, 2025 at 12:37 AM
Forgot to post about this one earlier: Tic Tic Tic. I have tourette's. The game of this song is that it's some classic hip hop bragging and boasting but I keep losing my train of thought because of my tics. animalswithhumannames.bandcamp.com/track/tic-ti...
Sucks that they aren't making Broad City anymore. Their episode about Mamdani would have been a banger.
November 6, 2025 at 3:07 PM
Sucks that they aren't making Broad City anymore. Their episode about Mamdani would have been a banger.
Furiously searching for how to buy this issue of the New York Post here in Illinois.
November 5, 2025 at 3:57 AM
Furiously searching for how to buy this issue of the New York Post here in Illinois.
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VP Cheney will be honoured with a 21 gun salute accidentally aimed directly at 21 of his friends
November 4, 2025 at 11:42 AM
VP Cheney will be honoured with a 21 gun salute accidentally aimed directly at 21 of his friends
MLB needs to make a rule banning players from writing shit on their caps.
November 2, 2025 at 2:12 AM
MLB needs to make a rule banning players from writing shit on their caps.
Burn Card. A song I wrote about playing blackjack.
Burn Card, by Animals With Human Names
track by Animals With Human Names
animalswithhumannames.bandcamp.com
October 30, 2025 at 6:22 PM
Burn Card. A song I wrote about playing blackjack.
My Shadow Weighs a Ton. 12 instrumental hip hop songs inspired by noir movies
animalswithhumannames.bandcamp.com
October 30, 2025 at 6:20 PM
My Shadow Weighs a Ton. 12 instrumental hip hop songs inspired by noir movies
I've been putting out music lately. I'll post some links in my next few posts.
October 30, 2025 at 6:12 PM
I've been putting out music lately. I'll post some links in my next few posts.
The worst part of making a new album is having to relearn gimp all over again to make the cover art.
October 16, 2025 at 3:30 PM
The worst part of making a new album is having to relearn gimp all over again to make the cover art.
I finished the album. It runs 32 minutes and some change and of course the only blank cassette I have are 30 minutes, so no tapes to sell at the show tomorrow.
October 16, 2025 at 3:30 PM
I finished the album. It runs 32 minutes and some change and of course the only blank cassette I have are 30 minutes, so no tapes to sell at the show tomorrow.