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Anthony Niximacco
@anthony.niximac.co
Minnesotan 🌲
Software Engineer 💻
Magic the Gathering spell slinger 🪄
House/Techno/DnB enthusiast 🎶
Always building 🛠️, always grooving 🎧

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Normalize telling kids dressed up as cops on Halloween to come back with a warrant.
November 1, 2025 at 5:23 PM
Wentz is so bad. Put in Brosmer. What do we have to lose at this point? #Vikings
October 24, 2025 at 2:50 AM
If my name was John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmitt I would probably just never leave my house.
October 21, 2025 at 5:07 PM
Hell yeah, excited for this one.
We are thrilled to announce that our NEW Large Language Model will be released on 11.18.25.
October 1, 2025 at 3:43 PM
@mynameisbyf.bsky.social Your latest video is incredible. It puts a lot of my feelings into words I couldn't quite make sound correct. Thank you. You're a gem.

I hope Truman can truly stop the buck and right this ship, because there's so many diamonds still in the rough of the game and community.
October 1, 2025 at 7:22 AM
Hey Green Day, Wake up!
October 1, 2025 at 5:39 AM
Halo 3 is officially a legal adult at 18 years old. Wow, now I feel ancient.
September 25, 2025 at 8:01 PM
I guess that answers the question "what's Good Charlotte up to these days?"
September 23, 2025 at 1:42 AM
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Calling peoples' employers in a rage because their tributes to Robert Redford weren't horny enough
September 17, 2025 at 12:20 AM
@destiny2team.bungie.net Another day with the low gravity modifier for matchmaking, ANOTHER day I sit out matchmade activities. Thanks, I needed a reason not to play today.
August 5, 2025 at 3:24 AM
@destiny2team.bungie.net The Low Gravity modifier being enabled every other day is a bit much. I just want to play normal destiny in the playlist activities but every other day the most annoying modifier is enabled. Once a week might be fun, but not every other day.
July 27, 2025 at 8:46 PM
It's always the days with the most amazing weather that the Air Quality is Unhealthy.
July 12, 2025 at 5:36 PM
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love this website. this could mean three different things, 33% chance each.
July 6, 2025 at 9:56 PM
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Moana: There’s a line where the sky meets the sea and it caaaaaaallllls me

Me: *sobbing*

My husband: *Sobbing, almost rear-ending another car*

Our 2yo: I see a doggie and he is POOPING
June 15, 2025 at 4:55 PM
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BREAKING NEWS:
June 2, 2025 at 6:50 AM
Probably Waterfowl but close to the side Birds of Prey are so I could chat with them too.
Found from my discord's meme channel, where are you sitting 😎
May 27, 2025 at 3:09 PM
The 👏 USPS 👏 is 👏 a 👏 service 👏 and 👏 shouldn't 👏 be 👏 expected 👏 to 👏 turn 👏 a 👏 profit. 👏
NEW: The U.S. Postal Service posted a net loss of $3.3 billion in this fiscal year’s second quarter mainly due to “significant challenges out of our control,” including workers’ compensation costs, Luke Grossmann, USPS chief financial officer, said at the open session of the governing board meeting
May 10, 2025 at 5:42 PM
You've heard of Montezuma's revenge from the water in Mexico, now get ready for Mástezuma's revenge from the Baja Blast in Taco Bell.
April 26, 2025 at 2:36 AM
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The Papal conclave is expected to start between the 6th and 12th of May. Eurovision is between the 13th and 17th of May. Social media is about to get very confusing.
April 21, 2025 at 9:47 PM
Hey, if you voted for this do you feel like you "owned" me yet? Do you feel like you won? Are you a winner now and can go back to treating politics like something with consequences again?

Just wondering.
April 3, 2025 at 4:11 PM
Even if Musk gets dropped as CEO keep doing #TeslaTakedown until he sells off all his stock. He's only rich because of his stock performance. Drain him dry like he's doing to america.
npr.org NPR @npr.org · Mar 31
The Tesla brand is in trouble, according to branding consultant Allen Adamson, who says the car company is facing headwinds due to a lack of innovation and the political activity of CEO Elon Musk.
Expert says Tesla's best way to rebuild its brand is to ditch Musk
The Tesla brand is in trouble, according to branding consultant Allen Adamson, who says the car company is facing headwinds due to a lack of innovation and the political activity of CEO Elon Musk.
www.npr.org
March 31, 2025 at 4:13 PM
Tesla is becoming the new My Pillow and I love it.
March 12, 2025 at 1:59 AM
@destiny2team.bungie.net FYI the downtime extension announcement from @bungiehelp.bungie.net didn't get posted to bluesky.
March 11, 2025 at 4:39 PM
idk, i just feel like the points are a little rigged for Gryffindor at Hogwarts.
March 11, 2025 at 2:14 AM