Patrick Corbett
@anticatapultism.bsky.social
He/him
What are you even doing here, you creep
What are you even doing here, you creep
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Trying to describe myself for an app profile:
April 3, 2025 at 3:03 PM
Trying to describe myself for an app profile:
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crazy how badly elon wants to be liked and he thought fascism would do the trick. if I were a billionaire with an “unpopular in high school” complex i’d be solving world hunger and leaving $1,000 tips on every meal. he is fumbling the easiest game in the world right now
February 24, 2025 at 2:11 PM
crazy how badly elon wants to be liked and he thought fascism would do the trick. if I were a billionaire with an “unpopular in high school” complex i’d be solving world hunger and leaving $1,000 tips on every meal. he is fumbling the easiest game in the world right now
Damn, those writers must be like ✍️🔥🔥
youtu.be/lZgd_dD__J4?...
youtu.be/lZgd_dD__J4?...
March 24, 2025 at 7:12 PM
Damn, those writers must be like ✍️🔥🔥
youtu.be/lZgd_dD__J4?...
youtu.be/lZgd_dD__J4?...
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chat what does the dictionary mean by this
March 12, 2025 at 6:28 PM
chat what does the dictionary mean by this
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JD Vance Begins To Suspect There Another Group Chat
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JD Vance Begins To Suspect There Another Group Chat
PALM BEACH, FL—Noticing everyone else’s phone simultaneously buzzing throughout a meeting, Vice President-elect JD Vance began to suspect there was another group chat among Trump’s senior staff that he wasn’t part of, sources confirmed Monday. “It can’t be a coincidence that they all keep looking down at their phones and chuckling at the same time,” […]
theonion.com
February 5, 2025 at 12:00 AM
JD Vance Begins To Suspect There Another Group Chat
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Megachurch Conducts Successful Nuclear Missile Test
Watch Full Onion News Network Segment Here:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=tZoH...
Watch Full Onion News Network Segment Here:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=tZoH...
February 5, 2025 at 6:00 PM
Megachurch Conducts Successful Nuclear Missile Test
Watch Full Onion News Network Segment Here:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=tZoH...
Watch Full Onion News Network Segment Here:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=tZoH...
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Most of our politicians are happily sitting in the audience of the play they’re supposed to be starring in while everyone around them is wondering why the curtains are still closed
February 4, 2025 at 11:13 PM
Most of our politicians are happily sitting in the audience of the play they’re supposed to be starring in while everyone around them is wondering why the curtains are still closed
Is there a MORE commercials package available for the SuperbOwl??
February 5, 2025 at 1:39 PM
Is there a MORE commercials package available for the SuperbOwl??
He really said "NOT GOOD" about a mass casualty event. Gee, thanks Professor.
January 30, 2025 at 6:11 PM
He really said "NOT GOOD" about a mass casualty event. Gee, thanks Professor.
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Fuck it, might as well check on my island in Animal Crossing
January 19, 2025 at 5:45 AM
Fuck it, might as well check on my island in Animal Crossing
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This moment from L. Frank Baum’s “The Wonderful Wizard of Oz” was immortalized in the movie with the Scarecrow’s beloved song, “If I Only Had A Psychopathic Ability To Kill Forty Crows With My Hands, One By One, By Breaking Their Necks”
December 27, 2024 at 5:06 AM
This moment from L. Frank Baum’s “The Wonderful Wizard of Oz” was immortalized in the movie with the Scarecrow’s beloved song, “If I Only Had A Psychopathic Ability To Kill Forty Crows With My Hands, One By One, By Breaking Their Necks”
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I don’t crab race professionally. It’s more of a side hustle
December 25, 2024 at 1:56 AM
I don’t crab race professionally. It’s more of a side hustle
I wonder how Law and Order: SVU is going to pull this one off.
December 11, 2024 at 4:09 PM
I wonder how Law and Order: SVU is going to pull this one off.
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Bababooey bababooey
November 22, 2024 at 12:32 AM
Bababooey bababooey
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This ain’t the place we call bad,,, cuz we gots JOSH GAD
@realjoshgad.bsky.social
Itz rainbows and butterflies here and dis his REAL government name,,, my womanager knew him in high school
@randyrainbow.bsky.social
No wonder dis place the truth cuz we got Wonder Woman @lyndacarter.bsky.social
@realjoshgad.bsky.social
Itz rainbows and butterflies here and dis his REAL government name,,, my womanager knew him in high school
@randyrainbow.bsky.social
No wonder dis place the truth cuz we got Wonder Woman @lyndacarter.bsky.social
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My 1st Starter Pack / General
go.bsky.app/QtvWbjH
Black Excellence
go.bsky.app/F5kYEyc
SPORTS,!!
go.bsky.app/8zyN8FV
MUSIC,!!!
go.bsky.app/5K15oMe
Memes + Jokes
go.bsky.app/Dz4nLst
NEWS + MEDIA Outlets
go.bsky.app/GyXWWej
November 21, 2024 at 9:09 PM
This ain’t the place we call bad,,, cuz we gots JOSH GAD
@realjoshgad.bsky.social
Itz rainbows and butterflies here and dis his REAL government name,,, my womanager knew him in high school
@randyrainbow.bsky.social
No wonder dis place the truth cuz we got Wonder Woman @lyndacarter.bsky.social
@realjoshgad.bsky.social
Itz rainbows and butterflies here and dis his REAL government name,,, my womanager knew him in high school
@randyrainbow.bsky.social
No wonder dis place the truth cuz we got Wonder Woman @lyndacarter.bsky.social