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Patrick Corbett
@anticatapultism.bsky.social
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What are you even doing here, you creep
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Trying to describe myself for an app profile:
April 3, 2025 at 3:03 PM
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crazy how badly elon wants to be liked and he thought fascism would do the trick. if I were a billionaire with an “unpopular in high school” complex i’d be solving world hunger and leaving $1,000 tips on every meal. he is fumbling the easiest game in the world right now
February 24, 2025 at 2:11 PM
Damn, those writers must be like ✍️🔥🔥
youtu.be/lZgd_dD__J4?...
March 24, 2025 at 7:12 PM
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chat what does the dictionary mean by this
March 12, 2025 at 6:28 PM
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Megachurch Conducts Successful Nuclear Missile Test

Watch Full Onion News Network Segment Here:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=tZoH...
February 5, 2025 at 6:00 PM
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Most of our politicians are happily sitting in the audience of the play they’re supposed to be starring in while everyone around them is wondering why the curtains are still closed
February 4, 2025 at 11:13 PM
Is there a MORE commercials package available for the SuperbOwl??
February 5, 2025 at 1:39 PM
He really said "NOT GOOD" about a mass casualty event. Gee, thanks Professor.
January 30, 2025 at 6:11 PM
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well are ya?
January 19, 2025 at 1:30 PM
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Fuck it, might as well check on my island in Animal Crossing
January 19, 2025 at 5:45 AM
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This moment from L. Frank Baum’s “The Wonderful Wizard of Oz” was immortalized in the movie with the Scarecrow’s beloved song, “If I Only Had A Psychopathic Ability To Kill Forty Crows With My Hands, One By One, By Breaking Their Necks”
December 27, 2024 at 5:06 AM
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I don’t crab race professionally. It’s more of a side hustle
December 25, 2024 at 1:56 AM
I wonder how Law and Order: SVU is going to pull this one off.
December 11, 2024 at 4:09 PM
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November 25, 2024 at 11:54 AM
Bababooey bababooey
November 22, 2024 at 12:32 AM
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This ain’t the place we call bad,,, cuz we gots JOSH GAD
@realjoshgad.bsky.social

Itz rainbows and butterflies here and dis his REAL government name,,, my womanager knew him in high school
@randyrainbow.bsky.social

No wonder dis place the truth cuz we got Wonder Woman @lyndacarter.bsky.social
Welcome to The Good Place,,, I got yo backs with some starter packs 👇🏾

My 1st Starter Pack / General
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Black Excellence
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SPORTS,!!
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MUSIC,!!!
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Memes + Jokes
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NEWS + MEDIA Outlets
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November 21, 2024 at 9:09 PM