Antoino
@antoniotimy.bsky.social
Enfermero cordobés. Fan de los zorros y los monos. Pretendo extender el chiste del romano.
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Estar vivo es genial porque puedo comer pan, es que es increíble
January 22, 2026 at 6:20 PM
Estar vivo es genial porque puedo comer pan, es que es increíble
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#EspecialAdamuzRTVE | Según el Ministerio de Transportes, el primer indicio técnico apunta a una rotura o alteración del carril, pero no se puede determinar si se ha producido "como consecuencia o a causa" del descarrilamiento. www.rtve.es/noticias/…
January 19, 2026 at 8:45 PM
#EspecialAdamuzRTVE | Según el Ministerio de Transportes, el primer indicio técnico apunta a una rotura o alteración del carril, pero no se puede determinar si se ha producido "como consecuencia o a causa" del descarrilamiento. www.rtve.es/noticias/…
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People think the male fantasy is power, but no
The male fantasy is having an actually cool midlife crisis that you meet a goth baddie in the middle of, like in Fight Club or The Matrix
The female fantasy is getting lost in a big maze populated by muppets and a singing twunk, like in Labyrinth
The male fantasy is having an actually cool midlife crisis that you meet a goth baddie in the middle of, like in Fight Club or The Matrix
The female fantasy is getting lost in a big maze populated by muppets and a singing twunk, like in Labyrinth
January 19, 2026 at 3:29 PM
People think the male fantasy is power, but no
The male fantasy is having an actually cool midlife crisis that you meet a goth baddie in the middle of, like in Fight Club or The Matrix
The female fantasy is getting lost in a big maze populated by muppets and a singing twunk, like in Labyrinth
The male fantasy is having an actually cool midlife crisis that you meet a goth baddie in the middle of, like in Fight Club or The Matrix
The female fantasy is getting lost in a big maze populated by muppets and a singing twunk, like in Labyrinth
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Maduro y Luigi están en la misma cárcel. He visto Buddy movies con inicios mucho peores.
January 9, 2026 at 3:53 PM
Maduro y Luigi están en la misma cárcel. He visto Buddy movies con inicios mucho peores.
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POR LO MENOS PODEMOS ESTAR TRANQUILOS SABIENDO QUE EL DINERO QUE LE REGALAMOS A EEUU A TRAVÉS DE LA OTAN SE USA TAMBIÉN PARA FINANCIAR GOLPES DE ESTADO, NO SOLO GENOCIDIOS.
January 3, 2026 at 12:29 PM
POR LO MENOS PODEMOS ESTAR TRANQUILOS SABIENDO QUE EL DINERO QUE LE REGALAMOS A EEUU A TRAVÉS DE LA OTAN SE USA TAMBIÉN PARA FINANCIAR GOLPES DE ESTADO, NO SOLO GENOCIDIOS.
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Mañana, sábado, a las 11:00 vuelve después de dos años RESEÑAS ARCANAS.
Asómate a tu futuro con la videncia extrema.
Asómate a tu futuro con la videncia extrema.
December 19, 2025 at 10:25 PM
Mañana, sábado, a las 11:00 vuelve después de dos años RESEÑAS ARCANAS.
Asómate a tu futuro con la videncia extrema.
Asómate a tu futuro con la videncia extrema.
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At first I looked around at all the red soil and sunbaked cliffs, assumed I was in Arizona, and was like, “Okay, looks like the Rapture is starting in Phoenix!” Said Jesus Christ
Can You Guys Come Pick Me Up? I Accidentally Returned To Mars
Well, this is super embarrassing. It looks like I must have gotten myself pretty turned around back there and totally missed My destination. I hate to ask, but I was hoping I could catch a ride back t...
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December 11, 2025 at 12:30 AM
At first I looked around at all the red soil and sunbaked cliffs, assumed I was in Arizona, and was like, “Okay, looks like the Rapture is starting in Phoenix!” Said Jesus Christ
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SKULL OF THOMAS AQUINAS: TAKE A LEFT NOW
PRIEST: No, the GPS says we have to keep going—
SKULL: I KNOW A SHORTCUT
PRIEST: Do you remember the last ti—
SKULL: FOR THOSE WITH FAITH, NO EVIDENCE IS NECESSARY; FOR THOSE WITHOUT IT, NO EVIDENCE WILL SUFFICE
PRIEST: No, the GPS says we have to keep going—
SKULL: I KNOW A SHORTCUT
PRIEST: Do you remember the last ti—
SKULL: FOR THOSE WITH FAITH, NO EVIDENCE IS NECESSARY; FOR THOSE WITHOUT IT, NO EVIDENCE WILL SUFFICE
'Skull of St. Thomas Aquinas being transported to Fossanova Abbey.'
Photograph by Daniel Ibanez
Photograph by Daniel Ibanez
December 10, 2025 at 5:10 PM
SKULL OF THOMAS AQUINAS: TAKE A LEFT NOW
PRIEST: No, the GPS says we have to keep going—
SKULL: I KNOW A SHORTCUT
PRIEST: Do you remember the last ti—
SKULL: FOR THOSE WITH FAITH, NO EVIDENCE IS NECESSARY; FOR THOSE WITHOUT IT, NO EVIDENCE WILL SUFFICE
PRIEST: No, the GPS says we have to keep going—
SKULL: I KNOW A SHORTCUT
PRIEST: Do you remember the last ti—
SKULL: FOR THOSE WITH FAITH, NO EVIDENCE IS NECESSARY; FOR THOSE WITHOUT IT, NO EVIDENCE WILL SUFFICE
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El objetivo de una empresa es ganar dinero. La única forma de ganar (mucho) dinero ofreciendo un servicio de salud es... denegando ese servicio a quien te paga una cuota (ya sea no cubriendo con el seguro o con precios tan desorbitados que resulten imposibles). No hay que dar muchas vueltas más.
December 3, 2025 at 4:35 PM
El objetivo de una empresa es ganar dinero. La única forma de ganar (mucho) dinero ofreciendo un servicio de salud es... denegando ese servicio a quien te paga una cuota (ya sea no cubriendo con el seguro o con precios tan desorbitados que resulten imposibles). No hay que dar muchas vueltas más.
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Whaddup! Here's all three parts of my recent LIFE series, with the finale featuring the wonderful @shenanigansen.bsky.social, the father of LIFE itself!!
November 8, 2025 at 6:05 AM
Whaddup! Here's all three parts of my recent LIFE series, with the finale featuring the wonderful @shenanigansen.bsky.social, the father of LIFE itself!!
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no amount of state propaganda will ever convince me this man is my enemy
November 9, 2025 at 3:05 PM
no amount of state propaganda will ever convince me this man is my enemy
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Your friend came to you because they respect your knowledge and opinion, and outsourcing the answer to a machine is lazy and rude. Just answer them yourself.
Your Friend Asked You a Question. Don't Copy and Paste an Answer From a Chatbot
Your friend came to you because they respect your knowledge and opinion, and outsourcing the answer to a machine is lazy and rude. Just answer them yourself.
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November 3, 2025 at 6:03 PM
Your friend came to you because they respect your knowledge and opinion, and outsourcing the answer to a machine is lazy and rude. Just answer them yourself.
Pues no entiendo que os guste que sea ya de noche
October 26, 2025 at 5:51 PM
Pues no entiendo que os guste que sea ya de noche
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Man Dies After Secret 4-Year Battle With Gorilla https://theonion.com/man-dies-after-secret-4-year-battle-with-gorilla-1819571099/
October 23, 2025 at 10:00 PM
Man Dies After Secret 4-Year Battle With Gorilla https://theonion.com/man-dies-after-secret-4-year-battle-with-gorilla-1819571099/
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Entonces. Para que yo lo entienda. EEUU ha vetado 872 resoluciones de la ONU para parar el genocidio en Gaza, presenta un texto de 10 puntos tan ramplón que podría haberlo escrito mi peor alumno de 2° de la ESO 10 minutos antes de
October 10, 2025 at 11:17 AM
Entonces. Para que yo lo entienda. EEUU ha vetado 872 resoluciones de la ONU para parar el genocidio en Gaza, presenta un texto de 10 puntos tan ramplón que podría haberlo escrito mi peor alumno de 2° de la ESO 10 minutos antes de
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La Sanidad Pública Popular: un plan en marcha
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October 8, 2025 at 12:15 PM
La Sanidad Pública Popular: un plan en marcha
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Verdaderamente buen hilo al que volver
Me apetece ver la peli donde le pegan varios tiros a jesucristo.
September 23, 2025 at 10:02 PM
Verdaderamente buen hilo al que volver
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Como por ejemplo, el cambio climático sobre el que lxs científicxs llevan décadas alertando, o el ascenso imparable del fascismo en todo el mundo occidental, o los datos alentadores sobre la burbuja inmobiliaria en nuestro país. Son cosillas que, quieras que no, te animan bastante.
September 21, 2025 at 9:21 AM
Como por ejemplo, el cambio climático sobre el que lxs científicxs llevan décadas alertando, o el ascenso imparable del fascismo en todo el mundo occidental, o los datos alentadores sobre la burbuja inmobiliaria en nuestro país. Son cosillas que, quieras que no, te animan bastante.
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Dicho todo esto, lamento mucho haber perdido la fe en el futuro después de haber visto cómo masacran a docenas, probablemente cientos de miles de personas al otro lado del Mediterráneo sin que nadie haya movido un dedo. Debo aprender a centrarme en las cosas buenas de la vida y no ser tan negativa.
September 21, 2025 at 9:19 AM
Dicho todo esto, lamento mucho haber perdido la fe en el futuro después de haber visto cómo masacran a docenas, probablemente cientos de miles de personas al otro lado del Mediterráneo sin que nadie haya movido un dedo. Debo aprender a centrarme en las cosas buenas de la vida y no ser tan negativa.
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luego roba en casa del cura y lo pillan a los cinco minutos
skill issue
skill issue
September 21, 2025 at 3:26 PM
luego roba en casa del cura y lo pillan a los cinco minutos
skill issue
skill issue
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It's time to do that thing you've been wanting to do
September 16, 2025 at 6:16 PM
It's time to do that thing you've been wanting to do