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I'm 6'3" and maintain a consistent panda bear shape.
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Here’s a lithium ion miniature taser that’s meant to be used as a lighter.
December 26, 2025 at 12:28 AM
Here’s a lithium ion miniature taser that’s meant to be used as a lighter.
This isn’t fun anymore.
December 25, 2025 at 5:54 PM
This isn’t fun anymore.
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When you have some shit to get off your chest at the family gathering.
choices have been made and none of them are good
December 24, 2025 at 10:00 PM
When you have some shit to get off your chest at the family gathering.
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get everyone gambling on their phone and then charge them for losing is actually pretty funny
December 23, 2025 at 6:57 PM
get everyone gambling on their phone and then charge them for losing is actually pretty funny
Does anybody find Bowen Yang humorous?
December 23, 2025 at 4:25 PM
Does anybody find Bowen Yang humorous?
Alright, I’m working Tuesday and Friday, let’s wrap this lil weirdo week up.
a cartoon of snoopy laying in a chimney with christmas lights
ALT: a cartoon of snoopy laying in a chimney with christmas lights
media.tenor.com
December 23, 2025 at 3:00 AM
Alright, I’m working Tuesday and Friday, let’s wrap this lil weirdo week up.
Missouri is the Has Been State.
December 22, 2025 at 8:36 PM
Missouri is the Has Been State.
*smugly*
I’m sorry that there’s something wrong with YOUR medulla oblongata.
I’m sorry that there’s something wrong with YOUR medulla oblongata.
December 22, 2025 at 6:39 PM
*smugly*
I’m sorry that there’s something wrong with YOUR medulla oblongata.
I’m sorry that there’s something wrong with YOUR medulla oblongata.
Heart came on KSHE and I was told to not talk during the intro to Crazy On You.
December 21, 2025 at 7:39 PM
Heart came on KSHE and I was told to not talk during the intro to Crazy On You.
"We should use that as the title of the episode!"
"Ha ha ha, yeah, we should write that down."
We did not write that down.
"Ha ha ha, yeah, we should write that down."
We did not write that down.
December 21, 2025 at 4:29 PM
"We should use that as the title of the episode!"
"Ha ha ha, yeah, we should write that down."
We did not write that down.
"Ha ha ha, yeah, we should write that down."
We did not write that down.
You mean to tell me that I have maybe another 40 years in this body? Come on. That’s not fair.
December 21, 2025 at 3:07 PM
You mean to tell me that I have maybe another 40 years in this body? Come on. That’s not fair.
Is Threads hopping or something? It keeps getting mentioned.
December 21, 2025 at 2:24 PM
Is Threads hopping or something? It keeps getting mentioned.
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the closest Notre Dame got to being in the playoff
December 20, 2025 at 3:15 AM
the closest Notre Dame got to being in the playoff
Politely asking my alma mater not to ruin my birthdayversary weekend.
December 20, 2025 at 2:38 AM
Politely asking my alma mater not to ruin my birthdayversary weekend.
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I love my two blackout drunk Minnesota sons
December 18, 2025 at 2:17 PM
I love my two blackout drunk Minnesota sons
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Living in other folks business is unhealthy
December 18, 2025 at 11:25 PM
Living in other folks business is unhealthy
Wow, today is so bad that 2026 HAS to be my year.
December 18, 2025 at 9:03 PM
Wow, today is so bad that 2026 HAS to be my year.
I used to get sick every year around my birthday. It hasn’t happened in a few years and the last few years have sucked. Now I’m throwing up and actually hopeful for 2026.
December 18, 2025 at 3:58 PM
I used to get sick every year around my birthday. It hasn’t happened in a few years and the last few years have sucked. Now I’m throwing up and actually hopeful for 2026.
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December 17, 2025 at 10:00 PM
“We have an air fryer in the office kitchen, if that’s your thing.”
I just learned how to make perfect hot dogs in the air fryer. Unsure you want this.
I just learned how to make perfect hot dogs in the air fryer. Unsure you want this.
December 16, 2025 at 2:29 AM
“We have an air fryer in the office kitchen, if that’s your thing.”
I just learned how to make perfect hot dogs in the air fryer. Unsure you want this.
I just learned how to make perfect hot dogs in the air fryer. Unsure you want this.