I totally get Edgar Allan Poe. If I was minding my business and some fuckass bird showed up at my house just to be like “Ay man, your girlfriend died! Forever bitchless!” I’d crash out too.

Did you know that I can get an L.L. Bean boat and tote with psychopomp embroidered on it ‘cause the maximum is 10 letters? Did you!?

Just saw this posted on FB and had to share.

Halloween 2025: Drag-inspired LOTR look, Chappel Rohan, your favorite horse lord’s favorite horse lord, ultimate pink pony girl.

It’s Star Wars night at the Canes game and despite being mocked on the jumbotron (“It’s not your knight, bro.”) the guy dressed as Batman CARRIED our section on his back. Bless him and his “Let’s Go Canes” sign that he stood up and held aloft during each and every cheer. #canes #hockey

I’ve somehow never seen Yellowjackets and am having to physically and mentally restrain myself from looking up anything about it. I’m only like 4 episodes in and I’m fully hooked.

if we are all going to be forced to relive 2016, they should at the very least let us see mad max fury road in theaters again

I was so worried about not being able to doomscroll that I bought a spool of 18 gage wire and an extra pair of needle nose pliers to make chain mail. 🥴 I already had one pair and the wire cutters so I drilled a hole in a dowel rod and we’re cookin’.

One of the reasons David Lynch's work meant so much to me is that he promised that no matter how ordinary-seeming the space you occupy, you contain an unmeasurable quantity of weirdness that deserves expression.
I am promising myself that from here on out, I will try to write even weirder.

One minute left on my break isn’t enough time to listen to the two new Lucy Dacus songs that just came out. I need time to brace myself for the impact and consequences.

i am not claiming it would fix everything, but i don’t think it would hurt for every angsty zoomer and millennial and x-er who spends 16 hours a day being Mad Online to pick up an instrument and learn to play it just badly enough to play along with other angsty zoomers and millennials and x-ers

Just found out the vampire novel I’m reading has a main character that originated from Warhammer and I feel like I’ve been tricked into knowing about Warhammer now

Then let her rave!

Best malaphor I ever heard: Fool me once, shame on you but teach a man to fool me and I’ll be fooled the rest of my life.

All I want for Valentine’s Day is a copy of Titus (1999) on dvd so I can watch the decadence and the horror whenever my freaky little heart desires.

Snow but you’re an elder millennial so you keep saying “sner”!

194,000 words is too long for my first book, right? Time to get ruthless with the edits. #romantasy