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🏳️‍🌈 Archon The Phoenix 🔥🐓
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26 | Phoenix-Boy Vtuber | Allegedly a streamer | https://www.twitch.tv/archonlaw
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Hey! I'm Archon, an urban peacock phoenix running crow/raccoon software on legendary creature hardware! I do a lot of shapeshifting and love to sleep in fireplaces and eat burgers!
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December 25, 2025 at 9:17 PM
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For all the new artists joining Bluesky:

🎨 You don't have to censor words such as commission, Patreon or Ko-Fi.

🎨 You can share links and your post will not be de-boosted.

🎨 You can take time away from Bluesky and come back whenever you feel like, there's no algorithm to punish you!
December 25, 2025 at 7:38 PM
Just spent several hours hanging out with my one (1) in-person friend.
Autistic besties, us. A very strange pair lol

Wandered around til it got too cold, went back to my place and proceeded to have shared floor time/cuddling in front of the fireplace for like 4 hours

Merry Christmas, what a gift 😌
December 25, 2025 at 2:03 PM
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December 22, 2025 at 11:27 PM
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My furry take on Axel ✌️
December 23, 2025 at 4:12 PM
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I had the immense pleasure of chatting with Josh of Mythical Kitchen for an absolutely wonderful talk, and a mind-blowingly delicious Last Meal:

youtu.be/_0ZAIHERgFc?...
Critical Role's Matthew Mercer Eats His Last Meal
YouTube video by Mythical Kitchen
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December 23, 2025 at 6:13 PM
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reminder for Opera GX users to Disable these!
December 23, 2025 at 2:03 AM
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🖤💙🩵🤍✒️
[B/W Sketch C]
December 21, 2025 at 1:37 AM
My first on-road driving lesson is in like 10 minutes and I’m so damn anxious

Like, I *know* the whole point is to learn but that doesn’t stop The Fears in the lead-up to it
December 18, 2025 at 8:58 PM
Oh goody a storm
December 17, 2025 at 12:10 PM
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i envision a utopian future for technology, where when you launch your computer there are no more programs, no more browsers, but just 4 buttons that say "Gamble", "Goon", "AI", and "Borrow Money At An Exorbitant Interest Rate"
December 13, 2025 at 5:16 PM
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We all know Clarke's "sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic"

Well we have corollary:
December 12, 2025 at 2:25 AM
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"I asked chatgpt--"
Shut the fuck up. I asked the Lady of the Lake, and she said you are unworthy of the sword Excalibur. You will never be king.
June 26, 2025 at 4:55 AM
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all I want for christmas is $60k after taxes
December 10, 2025 at 7:20 AM
I can tell I’m over my latest sickness because I need to resume my skincare routine

It seems weird to me that when I’m really sick I don’t have to worry about acne but whatever I guess
December 9, 2025 at 10:07 AM
The lovely and generous GM of my current D&D campaign gifted us art of our characters, drawn by the amazing @nexusmonstrum.bsky.social!

This is Toryn, my shadow monk wood elf son. Boy's lived in a forest alone for decades :)

Also! Nexus Monstrum made chibi icons for us all! Thank you so much!
December 8, 2025 at 10:01 PM
the anxiety of having two different doctor's phonecalls coming in at completely unspecified times of the day today

scared to go to the bathroom, scared to play a video game that requires full attention, scared to watch a movie, scared to leave my phone for even 10 seconds
December 8, 2025 at 6:40 PM
Movie you’ve watched more than six times with a gif.
Hard mode: No Star Wars/Trek, LOTR, or Marvel
December 8, 2025 at 6:37 PM
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Comms are open!
Here's the normal prices, for normal proper comms.

The ko-fi ones are more free-form and mostly up to my whims without much customer input, and therefore cost less.

Please send them via DM.
ko-fi.com/L3L01AMJV4
December 8, 2025 at 10:31 AM
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pals you gotta quit spotify
December 8, 2025 at 4:44 PM
Bitches (phlebotomists) love me for my dank swag (large veins and easily-pierced skin)
December 4, 2025 at 9:06 PM
Falling victim to the tired sleepy whenever I have to sit and wait for something
December 4, 2025 at 8:55 PM
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Shopping small is meaningful!
November 29, 2025 at 10:52 PM
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A friend showed me this in text, so I turned it into an actual video
November 26, 2025 at 7:43 PM
the problem with getting sick and missing a week of class is that i woke up today to check where my class is meeting and learned that today's our final

oop
December 1, 2025 at 9:01 PM